JUNE 2017
I just wanted to clarify something really quick. The stuff in ( ) are my responses to youtube videos. I’m not expecting you to go back and search for them, but the reason I have them here is because there is news in the video. The main thing is that sometimes I get lazy, so when I see the video I instantly respond there and I just copy and put my response here instead of having to retype it later.
But trust me, this isn’t me trying to promote the video or get you to subscribe to them or me or anything. It’s really just my instant reaction in order to avoid laziness later on.
ADR Editing Logos Old Footage etc
Before I get into this section, I think I’m gonna stop doing this thing with the logos, mainly the Apple logos. Some movies I see with laptops have the Apple logos covered, but most of em (80%) have the logo in clear sight so there’s really no point in bringing it up anymore. Personally I don’t really know why they do it, cause you could easily just cover it up and avoid paying them but that’s just me.
-going to pieces trailer has adr scream.
-Joe Pesci falls on his back in My Cousin Vinny the same way he does in Home Alone, so maybe it wasn’t a stunt double I don’t know.
-The Addams Family has old footage
-Unearthed movie has ADR scream
-Out of the Dark movie has apple logo
-Knock Knock movie has apple logo
-Blackout trailer has apple logo
-Sanctum movie has apple logo
-Hush movie has apple logo
-Green Inferno is edited fast
-Adore movie has apple logo
-Devils Pass has apple logo
-Twilight has apple logo
-If i stay has apple logo
Coincidence
-jan 25 I saw and reviewed Green Inferno, and in the movie a black guy gets killed (like always) but then right after, I saw Primeval and you see this black kid moping over some bones. It felt like a weird sequel even though the movies were chosen at random.
-feb 18 Stephen King announces Bad Robot on Hulu the same day I do Silver Bullet and Graveyard Shift on Hulu.
-feb 7 Mathew M gets cast in Harmony Korine the same day I do review for Interstellar.
-feb 4 I did review for Indecent Proposal, then I saw Hunchback and Horse Whisperer, same actors in 2 different movies (I was doing them in order of years, 1993, 1996 and 1998)
Horror
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(response to clip from alien covenant)
The black chick is still alive so I'm assuming this is the opening of the movie. Let her get a few beers in before she finally meets her demise like all racist horror-sci fi movies.
Checkout the Life (2017) trailer if you think I'm jokin.
(response to ign review of Life the movie)
:50 "proceeding to kill each of the members in spectacularly gory fashion"
yet the only death the trailer shows is the black guy
Hollywood at its finest
(extended clip from Life)
Oh yea, lets get an extended clip of the first scene where the black guy dies like that'll sell this movie to me...
Fuck this movie and Fuck the director!
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-dec 2 I read some reviews for Incarnate, alotta people said the theaters were empty lol.
-I made a list of the average ratings for horror movies from the 1900s till 2017. The horror movies from the 1940s all had 7.0s while the later movies all had 6s.
-The wolf-head cane from Storm of the Century was taken from The Wolfman, even though it isn’t used to control kids.
-Don’t Breathe got downgraded from Evil Dead. They went from 6 characters to 3.
-director went from San Andreas to Incarnate lol.
-Cloverfield to Cloverfield Lane lol.
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-I tracked the numbers for Resident Evil Final Chapter:
jan 25 - 1,400
jan 26 - 2,200
jan 27 - 2,500
jan 28 - 3,700
jan 29 - 5,030
jan 30 - 6,060
jan 31 - 6,800
feb 01 - 7,500
feb 02 - 8,100
feb 03 - 8,500
feb 05 - 8,800
feb 08 - 12,200
-feb 7 one blog I read, dude said it was sad that horror movies don’t come with bonus features anymore. Well what do you expect? Every horror movie now takes place in 1 room so there aren’t gonna be any major scenes anymore and there isn’t gonna be anything unique to say about it, especially if its based on a true story.
I think I mentioned this in the last update, I remember Don’t Breathe had a deleted scene where it was just a phone call scene. Deleted scenes used to be like entire scenes in a different room with maybe a different character and a different plot twist, but nope, this one was just a phone call, in the same house. Horror movies are getting lazier and lazier so what do you expect.
-feb 7 they said Warner Bros pushed Friday the 13th to 2018. I don’t even care anymore, to be honest. It’s obvious these idiots aren’t really that talented if its taking them this long to put together 1 fuckin movie. Meanwhile you got all this other found footage James Wan faggot shit being filmed and none of his movies get delayed, cause they all look like the same fuckin film don’t really take any effort to make.
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-feb 3 their making an entire movie called The Nun. An entire movie based on 1 character, just like Annabelle. King of horror my ass, why can’t this faggot be creative and come up with an entirely different idea in a different setting lol.
-feb 17 The Nun is getting a Friday the 13th release date, as if that makes the movie scarier. Bloodydisgusting says their trying to make The Conjuring a “massive universe” That must be 1 small ass universe though if every movie looks like its in the same fuckin house.
-feb 7 David Sandberg made an audio track for Lights Out since it wasn’t on the blu ray. I haven’t listened to it yet, but good for you dude. Go for it, cause we all know faggot boy James Wan didn’t want it on his blu ray since he’s so egotistical. Don’t let that fuck-boy stop you.
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-jan 30 I read this on some site, Gina Phillips didn’t wanna do Jeepers Creepers 2. I came up with my own little story into how they could’ve used her though. Darry is dead, so instead of the guy and his father coming back to kill the creeper, Gina comes back and helps them and alotta the scenes the old guy had were scenes she would’ve done, especially with the flashbacks. Its good that she (from what I read anyway) is in the new one though, so now we have the trilogy
On April 13 I read the movie just wrapped and was ready to be released. Hopefully it’ll come out around Halloween and hopefully it won’t get delayed over and over like every other movie.
-I hate tv shows, but I’ve heard alot about this show called Stranger Things. It came out in 2016 and on my imdb list of biggest horror movies from 2010 - 2017 its placed at #5 right behind walking dead, world war z, conjuring and cabin in the woods. To me that meant that it gained a huge fanbase pretty quickly to rise that high, only being released just last year.
-feb 6 Bloodydisgusting says Rings underperformed at box office which is why F13 got delayed, but that doesn’t even make any sense. Why the fuck would the flop of a shit movie have anything to do with another movie? They aren’t even related to each other. Paramount need to stop coming up with excuses as to why the Jason movie keeps getting delayed, their startin to sound like pansies right now. To me it just looked like they have a lack of talent, especially after those rumors about how it was once gonna be a found footage movie.
As shitty as that would’ve turned out, they were probably better off doing that cause it would’ve been easier (and lazier) But nope, the gotta make a regular movie, and these days regular horror movies are hard to come buy and apparently harder to make. Come the fuck on with the bullshit!
-feb 3 David Sandberg (director of Lights Out) says Annabelle 2 (later revealed as Annabelle Creation) is gonna be the “godfather” of creepy doll movies. How though, when the doll doesn’t even fuckin move? I love this guy though. He goes from internet sensation to James Wans sidekick. He can’t even get his own commentary on the blu ray for his own movie but now he’s making a sequel to a movie from a completely different director, what a laugh. Kiss your career goodbye homie.
-jan 31 I found out Milla Jovovich daughter was in Res Evil Final Chapter, along with the fact her husband is the director. They got the whole fuckin family in there… which makes me hate the movies even more. I later read in late May that James Wan is now making the next batch of Res Evil movies, ugh. Where the hell is Silent Hill?
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-feb 7 Usually comments on Bloodydisgusting get around 20-30 and your lucky if any article gets around 50. But the cancellation of F13 got about 150 so to me that says something… alotta people were pissed the movie got delayed and wanted to express it, and believe me they did.
-For some reason the horror movie Rest Stop was categorized as a romance. I couldn’t understand why but then I remembered there was some kissing in the first 5-6 minutes. I guess a 5 minute makeout scene was all they needed to officially call it romance.
-maybe F13 got delayed cause they didn’t wanna release it next to Leatherface and lose money, but if Leatherface gets delayed again how funny would that be? It’s like a game of chess at this point with each studio trying their best to avoid each other.
-jan 26 on imdb message boards, they said the reason Rings might fail is cause it was PG-13 lol.
-feb 10 the new Halloween movie is set for 2018. They gotta stay clear of all the found footage James Wan bullshit and also the Jason, Leatherface, Chucky and Jeepers movie. I gotta say though 2017-2018 is gonna be jam-packed with all the horror legends, everybody but Freddy.
-in alotta pre 80’s horror you don’t see alotta little kids. It’s mostly adults and teenagers. In the 50’s movies you don’t see kids at all, except in Frankenstein.
-black woman dies in Alien Covenant trailer and black guy dies in Life trailer, not surprised. Just proves that racism still exists in these kinda movies, which is why I won’t be seeing them.
-I heard Split got good reviews, but who gives a fuck. The movie looks lame.
-feb 3 Rings has a 7% score on rotten tomatoes but the rating for Rings on-demand is 89% lol. I wanna know how much the studio had to pay them to put that up there.
-they should create a new genre for gross movies like Saw (a franchise I have alotta respect for)
-Get Out movie looked weird as fuck when I first saw the trailer but I heard its getting good reviews.
-I read this in an interview, girl from Evil Dead and Don’t Breathe said she didn’t like horror but enjoyed working with the director, pretty cool. (I think I mentioned this in the previous update)
-cult of chucky sounds cool, and as long as they keep the same format as curse then it should be a good movie.
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Lets quickly run through some of the big horror movies that came out either this year or late last year:
-rings looks retarded
-bye bye man looks retarded
-resident evil final chapter looks retarded
-and split looks retarded
so far not impressed lol.
-I turned the tv on one day and it was on some random channel, and there was this scene where a guy got crushed in a dumpster. It instantly reminded me of the scene from Child’s Play 3 and the movie was called Earnest Scared Stupid which came out in 1991 the same year as the movie. So if they wanted to copy them, they had to do it pretty quick though I’m pretty sure those scripts were already written beforehand.
-jan 24 some article I read said that James Wan’s next 7 projects are guarantee he’ll stay #1 in the horror industry, I don’t see how though. Half are remakes, and the other half are sequels / prequels to his shit Conjuring universe, all of which look like the exact same fuckin movie (insidious, conjuring, Annabelle and nun)
In my opinion, a guy who’s being quoted as the “king of horror” should be interesting, original, and take chances. Not staying in 1 house, recycling the same story over and over and remaking shit, that to me takes 0 effort and puts him right up there with Michael Bay. I’d rather watch a shitty movie that was trying to be original than a good movie that just played it safe.
I later read he was making this movie called Smart House, which again proves my point, he only likes to stay in 1 area and play it safe cause he can’t do anything original.
-jan 24, horror game perception stars blind protagonist and takes place in an old house. Another shit game in 1 house, not impressed. They should make a game like cabin in the woods, a game with like 100 doors or a game in a giant city but god-forbid that would take too much effort, so lets just make a game in one dark little small ass room.
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-most indie horror is real horror, most mainstream horror is found footage possession bullshit. I’m really liking these 2 movies, The Monster (2016) and The Void (2016) and can’t wait to check them out.
-jan 24, the fly horror series is comin to blu ray and so is house. Respect to both but I’m not goin anywhere near em lol. I will say this, the 80’s horror is way scarier than the bullshit that comes out nowadays, even the cheap lookin ones.
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-some review I read for the rings, one dude said the movie was so shitty he only watched half and some other dude responded saying his opinion doesn’t count since he only watched half, well not really. If the first 20-30 minutes of the movie aren’t good, chances are the rest of the movie is pretty much fucked. You should watch a movie and notice it getting better and better, and be able to foresee that eventually you’ll get to a point where it’s watchable.
Best example, look at Jurassic Park. That movie has a very slow start, but the more and more you watch it, you can tell the tension is setting in and you can gradually see it getting better and better. I’m not saying every movie has to be like JP but point is, the first 20 minutes are supposed to set the tone, and if those 20 minutes aren’t really good then chances are the movie is a shit movie.
Trust me I’ve seen and reviewed 1000’s I should know. If the first 20 minutes are shit, I highly doubt the next hour is gonna all of a sudden turn into a fuckin Pixar movie.
-mar 24 Bloodydisgusting says Annabelle 2 is a prequel, what the fuck lol. They said Annabelle was a prequel to The Conjuring and now Annabelle 2 is a prequel to Annabelle, how gay and retarded. To me what this shows is James Wan has absolutely no creativity in his body what-so-ever.
Insidious, Conjuring, Annabelle and now the Nun. They all take place in 1 house, they all look exactly the same and their all prequels and sequels to each other. For the life of me, I will never understand what the purpose of this is. They keep calling it The Conjuring Universe, like how the fuck is this a “universe” when they all look like the same fuckin film!? When I hear “universe” I’m thinkin Stephen King and the various movies he’s made. Alotta his movies are very different, but some of em connect in very mysterious ways, and he has his own creative universe.
To me it just looks like he’s takin the easy way out. They all look like the same movie, which shows he can’t take creative chances and do anything different. And their all based on a true story, which again shows he’s afraid to come up with his own story. Now it makes perfect sense when he came out a couple years ago (can’t remember the exact year but it was like 2013-2014) when he came out and said he was done with horror and tried to stir up some bullshit hype within the industry and make people miss him.
But we (including myself) all knew he wasn’t goin nowhere. The real reason why he said that was to stir up some bullshit hype so when he eventually did come back (which happened like a year later, as I predicted) he could make that whole return thing like “I know you guys missed me so I’m back” like no dude, nobody missed your faggot ass!
But another reason why he said he was done with horror was I mean look at it. He already has like 4 movies in the pipeline: Insidious, Annabelle, Conjuring and now this bullshit Nun movie. He must’ve known that with all these bullshit movies, he wouldn’t have the time to go out and film all of em at once and get em out by Halloween, so he hired all these other writers to do it for him and when the movie is done he just slaps his name on it so he can get the credit without actually bein there, which is basically what happened with Lights Out.
It’s no different than a bully on a schoolyard who one day goes “you know what, I don’t wanna bully you guys anymore” and leaves the playground, but then gets his buddies to do all the work for him. It might not be him doing the bullying, but bullying is still going on whether he’s there or not so really what’s the fuckin difference? Oh James Wan, I don’t know what to do with you, I really don’t. Such a sad old Asian prick who thinks he’s a horror god when he couldn’t be further from the truth.
Then to top it all off the MPAA gives the movie an R rating “for terror and violence” rofl. I can’t even remember when someone died in these movies, cause they sure as hell don’t die like they do in the old school horror. It just shows the MPAA is full of a bunch of pansy bed-wetters. I don’t understand how people walking around with silly candles trying to talk to ghosts, constitutes as “terror and violence” but hey, whatever floats your boat.
MPAA = Mega Pussy Association of America!
-Jeepers Creepers took scenes / inspiration from Children of the Corn:
religious stuff on the radio
girl stays behind looking worried
the way the kid sits on the bed next to his mom, same angle by the window (reminds me of Childs Play)
-mar 7, horror movie Phoenix Forgotten looks lame as hell. The credits say its from the producers of The Martian and 300 and “the creative team behind the maze runner” lol. The maze runner was based on a book, so does that mean the movie was written by the author? I highly doubt they went from young adult novel to found footage shit story.
-feb 23 Bloodydisgusting says unbreakable 2 might happen and they were askin Samuel Jackson about it. Well of course they were, since he wants to put himself into every fuckin movie that comes out, basically making him a whore. Bruh get it through your head, nobody wanna see your faggot ass in every movie that comes out you’re not even that good of an actor.
I guess his agent is in the office right now just grabbin a bunch of scripts and signing his name on em not even reading em. And as for M Night I respect what he’s doing, cause it seems like he’s getting back on his feet cause his last couple movies did pretty well. He took the easy way out though lol. He did a bunch of big movies like After Earth that flopped, so then he made a shit movie The Visit in 1 house, then he made Split which looked more like an audition tape than a movie and looked like it was filmed in a school hallway.
Point is, people who downgrade and take the easy way out just to succeed, should not be praised, we see that with M Night and we also saw it with Resident Evil 7.
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-feb 20 Jeepers Creepers 3 started filming today, and hopefully it doesn’t get delayed like everything else: Leatherface, Jason, etc. I heard Trish is back and that’s cool, I loved her from the first movie.
-mar 3 new Blumhouse movie Stephanie sounds whack, they said its about a little girl with supernatural powers. It sounds just like Before I Wake and Carrie, how original lol.
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-feb 21 I can’t believe the Eric Heissener (however you spell his fuckin name) the dude who wrote the elm street remake and thing remake (both had shitty dialogue that sounded like it was written by an 8 year old, and shitty actresses) is now getting a writers guild award for Arrival. 2 shit movies then WHAM one big movie lol.
-feb 20 I think I read this on Bloodydisgusting I can’t remember, but they said some dude named Nick Ancosta wrote a script for Friday 13th and it was “really good” but it still didn’t get made. If it was really good… why the fuck didn’t it get made then? I understand why shitty scripts don’t get made, but why don’t scripts that are really good, get made?
I tell you, I could fill an entire classroom full of excuses why their takin so long to get this movie made, like hurry the fuck up. Or just admit that you’re lazy as fuck and are afraid of being destroyed. You can’t do any worse than the Elm Street remake, that movie was dog shit.
-mar 6 Bloodydisgusting, Stephen King says he really likes the new It movie. I’ll admit I’m not the biggest fan of It, but I like the story and everything. It’s not even just the clown, but it’s the story of society and how we view not only criminals but ourselves. The new It trailer was badass I’m not gonna lie, especially towards the end where he started screaming. It doesn’t come out till Sep 2017 but I’m actually thinkin about seeing this in theaters.
And really, that trailer, to me, is what every horror movie should look like. Just intense and flat-out badass, not a group of old people sittin around some fuckin table talkin to a candle. The only scene that made me cringe was the scene in the attic where their lookin at the films cause it instantly reminded me of Sinister, which again was mostly alotta sittin around. But other than that I’m pumped!
-feb 27 Bloodydisgusting says Vera Farmiga is in the new Godzilla 2. And now their calling it a sequel to Gareth Edwards version, which I honest to god didn’t know. I knew it was a sequel cause duh they have a 2 on the end, but I thought they were ditching the 1st movie cause we Godzilla fans (myself included) didn’t like his version. I thought 2 was gonna be a completely different story. He better look different though, and sound different. As long as they fix those 2 problems I’m in.
-feb 22 Bloodydisgusting says don’t worry, Annabelle 2 will be rated R for terror. Are they trying to make me laugh lol. I don’t understand how sittin around talkin to candles makes a movie R I mean, it ain’t like anybody gets killed in these movies and there’s no blood. And no I’m not saying you need to get killed or use blood to be scary, these movies are just annoyingly bad lol.
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-bride of chucky reminds me of Adams Family, especially the tub scene and the woman reminds me of Jennifer Tilly.
-black dude from Get Out movie has an english accent, I never would’ve guessed. Usually I can spot these things but I later saw it in an interview. He hid it pretty well hiding it.
-jan 31 Bloodydisgusting had the opening scene to Rings. Even this early on the characters were already talking about the tape, and they had no personality at all lol.
-feb 23 the unrated version of bye bye man is coming soon, who gives a fuck!
-took me awhile to realise this but The Descent box art is actually a pair of hands lol.
-I know the movie it follows got a pretty high rating across all boards, but it only has 2 stars on Netflix lol.
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(Annabelle teaser)
-oh wow, a teaser trailer for a shit movie and a doll that doesn't even move, so much excitement! The it teaser has 1 million hits and this one only got 19,000 rofl. So much for James Wan being the king of horror huh.
(April 1 Annabelle trailer)
OMG THE NEW TRAILER, BUT GUESS WHAT, WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Atleast they made the doll come to life instead of sitting in that chair all day, ill give em that. Other than that this just looks like another shit movie. Everybody on Bloodydisgusting dumped all over it, and we all know why, these films suck!
And I love how they keep referring to this as "the conjuring universe" when every movie (conjuring, annabelle, and insidious) looks like the same fuckin movie and takes place in 1 house. That must be one small ass universe you got there buddy. King of horror my ass, Fuck this movie!
(response to Life trailer)
I love how every trailer they show has the scene where the black guy dies, like their trying to make a point or something. I'm also getting the feeling he's the only person that dies in this movie since we haven't seen any of the other deaths.
Black Lives Matter!
Before jumping into the regular movies, I actually do wanna see Rings at some point. Yes it looks like a shitty movie but visually it looks kinda badass, so we’ll see.
Movie
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-I haven’t posted it yet, but I already did my big review for Batman vs Superman. The only reason I haven’t posted it yet along with the 100’s of other reviews that I’ve done is cause I’m super busy, but mostly because the Weebly site is so fuckin slow I wouldn’t be able to, which is why I’m looking up new sites.
So anyway as I watched the movie, I just wrote down a bunch of random shit about it that I was later gonna include in the review. Sometimes I go back and read them so I can put them in but sometimes I don’t cause I either forget or just wanna get it over with (or I’m just overwhelmed) I’m pretty sure I included most of this stuff in the review, but I’m gonna jot it down here anyway cause their still in my notes and I know if I delete em I’m gonna end up regretting it later. I wrote these down on Dec 23 and I did the review on Dec 30 exactly a week later so hopefully I got most of it:
-the graffiti on the statue is cgi, noticed this in a heartbeat
-gonna call this vs since it sounds cooler
-jameson (from spiderman) and black guy only cares about headlines / blind to the real problems
-batman was busy chasing girl while superman was rescuing other girl
-indian dude says every religion believes in some type of messianic figure
-battleground sand area is a representation of war
-war is a big theme in these movies, same with Godzilla
-he tries to run over superman but gets knocked over lol
-batman and Godzilla both came out the water
-dude talks about not seeing the bomb when its right in front of him / metaphor for people who act like they don’t see something in order to save face
-batman says truth would send city into a panic
-reasons why I don’t watch the whole movie for short reviews
you can tell if its gonna be a good movie within the first 20 minutes, and most of em aren’t
alotta movies I watch are just okay, their not really that great
after doing 1000 movies, i don’t have the patience
I still haven’t counted all the movies I’ve done but eventually I will. I think I was at 800 last time I counted, which was like 2 years ago so I gotta be around 1000 by now.
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-the bullies in karate kid remind me of Malfoy in Harry Potter, same hair, same look.
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-I don’t watch many of the trailers anymore for the movies I choose to review. I used to hate myself for just choosing movies for a cool box art but at this point who cares. I’ve already done most of the ones I’ve wanted, now I’m just having fun.
Alotta the movies I’m doing right now are just okay, their not great. For every 10 shitty movies I do I’ll find 2-3 that I think are okay. But if I have to go through 10 shitty movies to find those 3 then it was worth it. And no I’m not doing every found footage movie I see cause that would kill my brain cells.
Most of the reviews I do are at night, and I found that doing this is way easier cause I don’t feel pressured as much, and I’m actually more willing to finish the movie (which is rare) For the past year or so I’ve only been watching like half the movie for these reviews, which in some ways isn’t really fair to the movie but for most of these movies I pretty much know the story going into it. And especially if the movies bad there’s no point in watching the whole thing anyway, especially if its close to 2 hours long.
-Similar Scenes: Meeting with smart odd-ball in the background:
Jaws
Jurassic Park
King Kong
-feb 8 I found out the imdb message boards were closing down. I used to go on them alot, then I took a break, then I started coming back again around early 2017 cause there were alotta shitty horror movies comin out and I wanted to see what people were saying. The cool (and funny) thing about the boards is you see people commenting on the movie before it comes out, but they have a pretty good idea of how shitty it is.
But again, on feb 8 I found out they were being closed, and I was disappointed. They didn’t give a clear reason why, but trust me I have my own theory on that. The reason the boards are getting closed is cause people are dumping on the movie before it even comes out, which gives the movie bad press and hurts the sales. Especially for ones that have those review embargos where you can’t review the movie before it comes out (mostly for horror)
Ubisoft does the same thing, and its fuckin bullshit. Why can’t these idiots just face the criticism head-on? It just shows the lack of confidence in their product, really. They did the same thing with The Division and a bunch of other games. They knew the game / movie was gonna get torn apart, so they withheld em. But what’s the point of withholding reviews in fear it’ll hurt sales, when you have people on imdb bashing the movie left and right anyway?
For example, Rings had 0 reviews before it came out (cause of the embargo) but had 100s of threads on imdb where people were bashing it, and I assumed the producers didn’t like that. They must’ve formed a union and held a meeting and was like “guys listen, the embargo is not working cause people are still shittin on the movie, we gotta stop this” Well I got news for you bruh, make a better movie and you won’t have to worry about that, point blank!
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-feb 6 some dude on imdb message board said a reviewer on The Sun gave Fifty Shades Darker 1 out of 5 stars rofl.
-Apr 9, read this on imdb, Anthony Hopkins says “Michael Bay is a genius”
What pipe was he smokin…
-I was about to do a review for Robocop (the new one not the original 3) but the stupid on-demand thing started to fuck up. Eventually I’ll see it though. It looks okay but that’s about it.
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-The Evil Dead Peter Pan and The Karate Kid came back after on-demand removed em. I lost like 90 movies after on-demand screwed me over but most of em came back. I later found out it was due to this thing called Streampix where they give you all these free movies for like a week.
That’s another reason why I only watch the first 20-30 minutes of the movie, cause all those movies are only there for a week and there’s no way in hell I’d be able to finish em all before they expire.
-a majority of the reviews I read compared Shut in to The Boy but said The Boy was better (I have yet to see the movie so I’ll take their word for it)
EDIT I finally saw The Boy and it was cool, still haven’t seen Shut in yet.
(avatar delays)
We all hate delays, but you gotta realise this isn't just 1 sequel its 4. Though I do find it funny how the movies get delayed like a week after Ubisoft said they were making the game version. My guess is the game will get delayed too, look what happened to Friday the 13th and the coincidental timing of that one, their obviously trying to release them together.
Music
-nov 27 I saw interview with Prince Jackson, boring as hell, looked nothing like MJ. The kids aren’t even doing anything with their lives besides postin shit online. I know in the Oprah interview Prince said he wanted to be a producer, well why aren’t you doin that dude?
-To refrain from beating a dead horse I’m not gonna be talking about MJ’s unreleased music or Sony anymore, atleast until we get an official announcement. You already know how I feel about his music and how badly I wanna hear it, so to know that 7 years into this shit deal we barely got anything new is kinda disappointing. I’m just over it.
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-dec 15 Americas Next Model episode, dude interviews girl, dude chooses girl and asks her to chose another girl. She don’t even know what the other girl said lol.
-scared straight episode, dude has longer beard in interview, must be a different day.
-forensic files episode description “he flaunted his wealth and cared little about personal security”
sounds like a Kardashian lol.
-Americas Next Top Model, Kyle wins the challenge but is like the 5th girl picked. Usually the winner is first.
-Broken Skull, 90% of dudes who win the drag race are on the right side. Blame it on the sun lol.
-Broken Skull, it seems they choose guys not based on their weight, but on their build.
-Broken Skull All Stars challenge was cool, making them run both sides.
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-Broken Skull, I wonder how they reset the jeeps. The contestants ran over when the jeeps were still parked. I assume they got guys nearby who run up and drive em. After the first round, the jeeps were at one end of the battleground. The next contestants ran over when the cars were still parked. My assumption is that dudes are hired to run up and re-park the cars, but I don’t know why they don’t do that before they run over.
-dec 3 Their making a big deal about the Ascendant tv show, and most of the cast say they’d rather make another movie. Ya’ll looked bored as hell in Allegiant so why the fuck you tryna make another movie? Its obvious ya’ll was burnt out. I loved Divergent but damn, what a letdown.
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-This was a Forensic Files description “he flaunted his wealth and cared little about personal security” sounds exactly like a Kardashian lol.
-Americas Next Top Model, Kyle wins the challenge but she’s the 5th one to be called during the ending ceremony. Usually the winner is the first one called.
-Next Top Model ending is usually filled with commercial breaks to build tension, but the newest season has none.
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-my boy Lorne Lanning speaks alot about this, how indie gaming is taking over with games like Minecraft and such. But then I thought about it one day, and I don’t think it’ll grow that much, and here’s why. Look at the horror genre. On average, the 90’s had 100’s of indie movies and in the 2010’s we have 1000’s. But their all considered indie cause most of em don’t have more than 10,000 votes. It’ll grow to a point but then it’ll stop.
Every now and then we’ll get a Goodnight Mommy or an It Follows, but it won’t be every year, which proves that indies aren’t really growing into the mainstream. The numbers are growing, but their still staying indie. It’s the same thing with wrestling. We have more indie wrestlers out there then ever before but that doesn’t mean any of em are becoming WWE champion and if they are, they keep getting injured and dropping the title (look at Daniel Bryan, Finn Baylor, Seth Rollins, etc)
-dec 10 Pewdiepie said he was gonna delete his channel, so I was happy but felt that he was just using this as a ploy to keep his name out there. A couple days later on Gamespot I found it he was only deleting his 2nd channel, not the new one, I figured that much. He just wanted to stir some controversy and get his name out there.
He did the same thing Channing Tatum did (saying he was done with acting) James Wan (saying he was done with horror) and Michael Bay (saying he was done with Transformers) but they all came back, cause their all gay. Only self-centered people do that shit just to keep their name in the news. I call it the Kardashian-syndrome.
Bro, get it through your head, nobody likes you. You got millions of subscribers (mostly kids) but when your name is brought up on gaming sites, nobody knows who you are, and the people who do know you don’t wanna say anything positive about you. You’re like Justin Bieber: you have alotta fans but alotta them are either little girls or brain-dead kids, so fuck outta here wit this bullshit. You had a show called Scare Pew-die-pie with a rating of 3.3 so it obviously was a flop.
You’re like the white version of Marlon Wayans. You don’t have any jokes, so all you do is cry and scream like a little girl. Faggot ass.
-nov 26 this article on Gamespot said Division players have returned but everybody in the comments said it was bullshit cause alotta their friends still haven’t come back, so the article was a lie. But I mean, what do you expect? When a game makes $400 million in 1 day, you can lie all you want. They already lied about the graphics, which was the only thing going for this game before it was downgraded to PS2 level visuals and smothered in snow lol.
After Assassins Creed Unity people said they would never buy another Ubisoft game, well that was a lie, and Ubisoft knows it, and they got $400 million to prove it. They release a broken game, people complain, then they release another broken game, people still complain, but it smashes records, so really who gives a shit? They know they can lie and get your money anyway, so why stop?
Then on Dec 1 they had another article where Ubisoft went “it was a communication error, their trending back to a positive direction” lol. Nice cover-up dude, but you and your game still suck.
-dec 28 the director of Resident Evil 7 says “first person mode makes the game immersive” and he’s right, but that’s not the only reason they did this. I can’t say too much about Resident Evil as I haven’t played alotta the games (I’m a silent hill guy) but I did hear that RE4 5 and 6 weren’t well received. So with the 7th game they took the easy way out (like M Night with The Visit) and instead of having different levels, the entire game looks like 1 fuckin level in an old house, and now all of a sudden their back on track, fuck outta here.
They did the same thing with M Night, how movies like Last Airbender and After Earth weren’t good, then he makes The Visit (another movie in 1 house) and now he’s the king again, fuck outta here. How the fuck are you praising someone or something when they scale it back and played it safe? You wanna impress someone you gotta take risks!
And then you have all these articles talkin about how RE7 looks so photorealistic. Well no fuckin shit, the entire game looks like 1 fuckin level, of course its gonna look good cause their only focusing on 1 section not 20 different screens. I swear the people who write these articles are so fuckin dumb. Reading them you get the feeling they just discovered video games like the day before.
Simply put, they didn’t make it first person mode cause they thought it’d be scarier. They made it first person cause it was easier, it looks like a found footage movie, and its basically what every other horror movie is doin right now. They tried to do the same thing with Silent Hill and that failed, but somehow they were able to pull-off the exact same thing with RE7 so I don’t see what the difference was. No more third-person outside games that actually take effort, just first-person inside unscary paranormal shit.
RIP Horror
-dec 24 Michael Patcher has more predictions:
people will invest in PS4 pro cause its better
sony and death stranding is safe bet cause of previous success
and Red Dead 2 will be a success and an announcement will come later
I swear, ladies and gentlemen, we got a fuckin genius on our hands…
-This one article on Xbox Scorpio, quoting Phil Spencer he said “We think of it without console gens” referring to backwards compatibility. I think I mentioned this alot in the previous updates, but I’ll say it again. The backwards compatibility thing was obvious. Its already taking like 3 years to release 1 game, so how the fuck are you gonna put out a console every 3 years? Well, the only way to solve that is make it backwards compatible so no matter which console they put it on it’ll work. Then of course you get the stupid comparisons where they zoom in and do all that nit-picking bullshit.
-some dude on the division forums wanted compensation for buying the game and sticking with it as long as he did even though it had bugs, what a dumbass. You don’t get compensation for buying a game and continuing to play it even though you knew it was broke. You don’t get rewarded for kissin ass either.
This also goes towards that one person who tried to sue the Estate for buying the Michael album, feeling the songs were fake. If you heard Breaking News and thought it was fake, you should’ve stayed clear from buying that shit album. And the fact that you bought it anyway doesn’t warrant no fuckin lawsuit, it just makes you a dumbass.
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-dec 31 they did a comparison for some game called Automata and had to zoom in so you could see the smoother edges. How impressive, it still looks like a fuckin PS2 game. But one dude said if you have to zoom in that far just to see the difference then it isn’t worth it, and I agree.
-Death Stranding game looks cool, but hopefully it’ll look exactly like that and it won’t get downgraded. If it does, I won’t even pay attention to it. It’ll just be another boring war game.
-dec 5 Michael Patcher says Red Dead is “not coming to Nintendo Switch” no fuckin shit. Then he says the game is “gonna get a high score” what a fuckin genius.
-dec 31 some dude made an article / list talking about like 10 things he found impressive about the Scorpio (I forgot the damn title but who cares) but I wanted to point out 2 of his points, that kinda contradict each other:
#3 could be the last console Microsoft ever release
#10 if you think this is their last console you’d be wrong
So which one is it moron? Its like he just randomly made an article and didn’t even check to see if it made sense, just wanted hits on his site.
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-dec 6 Last Guardian finally came out, and I’m proud of em, really. I used to play Ico alot, it kinda reminded me of Oddworld cause you need alotta patience for it. I never beat it though. I played Shadow of the Colossus as well, never beat that either but I heard they pushed the PS2 to its limits.
-people say graphics aren’t important but say Nintendo Switch will fail cause it isn’t powerful enough, what a two-faced attitude. I actually want NS to fail though. I never hated Nintendo, but now I do since everyday there’s a new article on their 1 only fuckin game, Zelda. It was cool at first, now it just looks like spam, so they need to disappear.
I think at this point, graphics don’t really matter cause we’re hitting law of accelerating returns where the gains we see don’t warrant a new console. But at the same time we’re getting close and closer to photorealism so the fact that Nintendo is still stuck in their cartoon-ish ways is kinda sad, but that’s neither here nor there. People say graphics don’t matter but still put together these comparison videos where they zoom in and try to spot that extra blade of grass so, trust me it still matters.
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-dec 29 they confirm Res 7 is 1080p 60fps. And all I gotta say, is so fuckin what! Wow a pitch black dark game with 1 fuckin level in an old ass house is in 1080p, not impressed. You wanna impress me, show me a beautiful landscape / city in 1080p with shiny cars, then we’ll talk.
-dec 16 people on Division forums seem excited about the game getting an HDR update. Oh yea so excited, I can’t wait to see the game light up even though 80% of the game is drowned in snow. I wonder how colorful the world will be.
-you get chased by cops in literally every driver mission. I guess the reason behind that is to make the game more exciting since you can’t shoot anybody. I love Driver lol.
-dec 19 I saw early build footage for Until Dawn. The early build version looks like a fuckin ps2 game and the ps4 version looks like a ps3 game lol. Not impressed.
-dec 7 their still releasing patches for the last of us remastered. I don’t see how, when the game was already remastered twice. Is it still not done?
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-dec 15 I read some rumor that said Nintendo Switch was gonna have 1 teraflop of power. Even if this was true, what the fuck would they do with it when all their games are cartoons? Unless the game looks like a fuckin Pixar movie, nobody is really gonna care. I later read that Switch was gonna support Unreal engine but again, who cares.
-Nov 29 Take-Two are excited for Nintendo Switch, but ya’ll don’t even make games for em. Other devs like EA, Activision and Ubisoft have said the same thing, and their all in someway hated by the gaming community, how ironic. I don’t hear Naughty Dog or Rockstar Games praising the Switch… I wonder why.
I know Rockstar and Take Two are really the same company, but to me they really aren’t. It’s not Take Two’s Grand Theft Auto its Rockstars, so sit the fuck down! I don’t give a fuck about no parent company or no shareholder bullshit / people who aren’t involved in the game actin like they own it. Fuck outta here. If you didn’t build it or write it, it ain’t your game!
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-Dec 11 people on Gamespot were pissed when they found out Mario needed constant internet connection lol.
-Dec 19 some game called Nioh is being released on PS4 Pro in 4k. It doesn’t matter though cause I saw the game and it has PS2 visuals.
-frame-rate videos from Last Guardian are funny as hell, still looks like a PS3 game (with all due respect)
-Dec 11 I read this on Playstation Lifestyle, For Honor might need constant internet connection, then later on Dec 13 it was confirmed and people were pissed lol.
-I think Manhunt was inspired by Syphon Filter. The levels look the same, the rescuing missions, the stealth, etc.
-In Syphon Filter 3 Gabe says “come with me if you want to live” same line from Terminator 2.
-Assassins Creed movie budget is $120 million, but how, it looks like some old war movie.
-dec 23 I saw footage of Division ps4 vs pro, looks exactly the same lol.
-dec 14 Naughty Dog had a behind the scenes video on the games audio, who fuckin cares.
-mass effect andromeda looks exactly like Destiny, not impressed.
-jan 30 apparently the Resident Evil movie franchise has hit 1 billion. Who the hell cares, most of em suck and it took you 5 movies to do it. Making a billion don’t mean shit, look at Michael Bay for fucks sake and how many people hate him.
-These PS4 pro patches, I call em the OCD patch cause you need OCD and a $4000 tv to spot the difference. They keep sayin “graphics aren’t important” but they’re the same people who are always trying to convince you to switch to PC, fuck outta here wit that fake shit.
-jan 30 some idiot on youtube posted a video thinkin it was GTA 6. What a stupid fuck. Then 1 guy in the comments says Rockstar “would lose millions” by not making GTA 6. Dude they made 1 billion in 3 days, they can lose a couple million here and there.
-I can care less about Scorpio at this point, and no this isn’t some fanboy rant. Besides Quantum Break I can’t think of 1 game I’d want. I don’t care for resolution at all, I can stick with 720p.
-it took me a long time to realise this, but the early driver games have the square map. It was always a circular map for these open world games but I guess Driver started it all in that area.
-jan 31 Tony Hawk says he’s teaming with a new company on the next Tony Hawk game, I can’t wait. There’s also a documentary coming out soon called I Am Superman.
-mar 17 I read this on gamespot, their making a Tony Hawk documentary called i am superman. It sounds pretty cool and I can’t wait. I remember playing the first game with my uncle back when it came out and I still own every game after that and beat most of em.
-feb 4 I read this on Gamespot, some idiot on twitter asked Kojima if Death Stranding was gonna be a PS5 game. The PS5 isn’t even out yet, how fuckin dumb are you?
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-feb 15 one article I read said “the lack of native 4k is noticeable to the casual viewer” uh no it isn’t lol. Then he says it “depends on the quality and size of tv” well, the casual viewer doesn’t have a fuckin 40 inch plasma monitor, so how the fuck would it be noticeable? I swear, the people who write these articles need to be punched.
-jan 29 I read about this on some site, some dude said the reason why EA isn’t doing Fight Night boxing games anymore is cause boxing just isn’t as popular anymore. And now that I think of it, I guess their right. I guess Floyd Mayweather didn’t heighten the sport much. Boxing is whack now, but I wouldn’t mind a new game. I still picture that E3 2005 trailer in my head and how good that looked, but I guess we’ll never see that again.
-jan 26 I read this on Gamespot, Phil Spencer said for the Scorpio, some games will be native 4k and some won’t. Not that I care either way, but what happened to all that bullshit sayin Scorpio was “a true next-gen machine” and bashing PS4 every fuckin day? If some will be native 4k but some won’t then that’s basically matched up with the Pro, so we’re back to having 2 consoles that are evenly matched where some will hit 4k and some won’t.
So why the FUCK are you bashing PS4 every fuckin week? Sit the fuck down lol.
-jan 31 Resident Evil 7 dlc has come out, some bedroom scenario and a scene where you have to figure out how to escape a locked room, how fuckin lame. This shit could’ve easily been added to the original game since the whole game looks like 1 fuckin level. They act like adding an extra room would’ve taken too much effort.
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-jan 27 The developer of some indie game Ori and the Blind Forest (never heard of it till now) is trashing PS4 saying Project Scorpio is a true next-gen machine. How the fuck would you know what next-gen is when all your games are flat PS2 level visuals? Sit the fuck down!
-jan 28 Digital Foundry did a comparison for Resident Evil 7 on PS4 and Pro. The Pro actually makes it look worse in some areas lol.
-feb 11 I saw PS4 Pro version of Fallout 4 and it had slightly more grass, big fuckin deal.
-feb 8 We finally get footage of this Get Even game. It was first revealed around E3 2015 and I read somewhere it was gonna be this huge photorealistic game, but the gameplay was boring. Its just a regular first person shooter with PS2 graphics lol.
-the evil within trailer was pretty creepy, but I can’t even remember if this was a game or a movie.
(fyi most of the below dates say jan 24 though I’m unsure if their actually correct)
-jan 24, resident evil 7 pre-orders come with diapers in Belgium. This is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever heard, and the game isn’t even scary lol.
-jan 24 cloverfield lane director dan tractenburg now says he wants to come out and make video games at one point. Of course you do, especially after finding out most horror games only take place in 1 spot, now everyone is on board the lazy train.
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-jan 24 resident evil 7 trophy list there’s actually a trophy for closing a door lol. You can’t really blame them though I mean, when there’s a lack of creativity and you don’t wanna build a game with actual levels and just want a game in 1 house, this is what you get, a lazy game with lazy, easy to get trophies.
-jan 24 I’m reading the Eurogamer comments and it seems alotta people were mad the Nintendo joystick doesn’t charge the controllers. This also goes along with that one article that says the console didn’t really come with alotta accessories so you had to go out and buy that stuff like extra chargers and cords and shit. This is more than likely because Nintendo wanna keep the price of the console down but still make money in those other areas that they KNOW your gonna want anyway. It’s basically a trick to get more money, even though ultimately you’ll end up spending the same amount of money eventually.
For example they know they won’t sell that many units if the console is $500. But if they sell you a $400 console excluding the accessories you know you’ll need anyway (which’ll add up to the $500 after you buy em all) they still make that money back either way, just separately. It’s like a cheap trick.
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-jan 24 the resident evil 7 gun looks realistic but the hands look cartoonish lol.
-You can play as Adriana Grande in final fantasy game, what the fuck lol.
-jan 24 resident evil 7 isn’t coming to switch, and really, who fuckin cares lol.
-jan 24, last of us part II was announced and sounds okay. It’s gonna take alotta years before it comes out but whatever. Naughty Dog is still tryna keep their names in the news by remastering stuff and putting out useless patches.
(again I know all these dates say Jan 24, but this is what they all say on my ipod so, I must’ve edited them and the date got refreshed I don’t know)
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-feb 28 I read this on gamespot, ubisoft is making an avatar game, calling it “cutting edge” and saying it’ll run the new snowdrop engine, the engine used in Division that was supposed to give use photorealistic graphics and destruction. News flash Ubisoft, your snowdrop engine sucks and doesn’t look any different than what they have in gta 5 where you can smash windows and flatten tires. Your engine sucks, and so does your game. The new Tomb Raider looks better than Division lol.
-feb 25 some dude did a 20 minute analysis for horizon zero dawn and said the game was 30 fps but 60 fps when the game was paused and you were looking at the menu. Of course the fps was gonna increase after you pause it, there ain’t anything moving on the fuckin screen, like how dumb are you lol.
-feb 26 some video was posted on gamespot, dude says major franchises faded, their more action games with horror esthetics. I don’t know exactly what he means but I can sorta see what he’s getting at, and I agree, and I’ve said this time and time again just in different ways. There’s more games out like Destiny and adventure-type games than there are first and third-person shooters. He also says “Triple A horror has faded” and I agree with that too, since 80% if not all horror games that come out look exactly like the same fuckin game, taking place in 1 spot.
It’s exactly why I’m not really impressed by any of it.
-mar 17 some interview was posted with this guy named Jamie Fisher, a dev for some game called Surf World. But he was asked about game graphics and he said that photorealism is “inevitable” And its not that I don’t agree, I simply just don’t care what he thinks lol. You want credibility, ask someone from Naughty Dog or Guerrilla Games about photorealism. Don’t ask some indie dude, their opinion don’t mean jack shit. And it ain’t like we’re getting photorealistic games from them if their making indie games anyway.
-feb 26 I read this on gamespot, they were talkin about the new Uncharted movie and said the movie won’t have the original writers, and everybody in the comments went ape-shit saying the movie was gonna fail lol. I don’t care either way but, it just shows a form of disrespect in a way for some random producer to take the product like that. I read this on wiki sometime last year, but the director of the first Silent Hill movie wrote a letter to Konami talkin about how passionate he was about the series and how much he wanted to do the movie, and they gave him the green light.
You don’t see that kinda passion these days for video game movies, which is why most of em suck! All they do is look at the game and go “oh shit this made alotta money” and try to turn it into a movie.
-mar 13 eurogamer says making a new switch game is more expensive than a ps4 game and said that the cartridges they use are pricier than blu ray. I honestly didn’t even know that cause I just see cartridges as cheap plastic.
I just saw this today (apr 28) a video with my boy Lorne Lanning, creator of Oddworld. He’s being interviewed by Greg (dude who used to work for ign) and his dork friends, and their talkin about cartridges. Lorne says the reason their doing cartridges is to “control manufacturing” and they “don’t have to worry about piracy” which makes sense cause their trying to make as much money as they can, legally so they can stay in the competition.
Very interesting nonetheless
-mar 5 I read this on playstation lifestyle, one of the resident evil 7 devs said that working on the game “felt like working on two different games” and I just couldn’t help but laugh. The entire game looks like 1 fuckin big level, so how the fuck would it feel like 2 games?!
I just typed resident evil 7 into google images and all I see are doors, hallways, doors, hallways, a fence and a gate. So if building those 4 objects (and basically hitting the duplicate button, copying and pasting) was so fuckin hard that if felt like building 2 games then goddamn, you must be a shit programmer (or a lazy one)
I don’t even make games and I could picture myself doing that for 10 hours a day, copying and pasting random doors and building a house. It wouldn’t be hard at all, but it would get boring and tedious at some points.
-mar 10 I also read this on playstation lifestyle, dev for horizon zero dawn said the game didn’t use ps4 pro to its fullest cause they started late. I always thought it took a few years for them to hit the peak of the console but I guess not, they tryin to hit the peak with the first game, which is perfectly fine. But at the same time, they said the same thing about Shadow Fall, how they only used 3GB’s instead of 6 cause Sony said it only had 4 GB’s before E3.
Regardless though I don’t think it would’ve mattered. I know I’m in the minority but I’m not really into boring forests and mountains, I just want a giant city with tall buildings. And unfortunately we’re gonna hear more and more about devs not maxing out the consoles especially if they keep putting a new one out every 3 years. 3 years is a long time, but its taking them 3 years to make 1 game, so their never really gonna hit the max of anything cause once the game is out, another console is comin out too, we saw that with Tomb Raider.
-mar 12 No mans sky got a ps4 pro patch which to me was retarded as hell. Whether its 1080p 4K or even 8K its still gonna look like a fuckin ps2 game. And this isn’t me dissin indies, I love indies, but quit trying to make it seem more than what it is. Indie games are good for what they are, they don’t need 4K patches lol. You can’t put lipstick on a pig.
-feb 26 shenmue 1 and 2 are getting remastered later this year (don’t know when and don’t care) Let’s just add this game to the long list of games with ps2 graphics getting 4K patches that ultimately won’t do anything to improve the game and even if you had a 4K tv you’d need to sit 2 feet in front of the tv to spot the difference.
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-feb 22 playstation lifestyle asked if people pre-ordered the switch, and everybody in the comments either said “no” or they canceled theirs lol. Now I know the console still sold pretty well, this was just funny to read.
-feb 20 I saw footage of horizon zero dawn on ps4 and ps4 pro. The draw distance is slightly better but that’s about it.
-mar 5 finally saw footage of division running on ps4 pro 4K. The draw distance has improved but that’s about it. “Never before has a video game reached this level of detail” are you talkin about the detail in the snow? Gimme a break already.
-they realise photorealism is still 10-20 years away so all they can do is talk about this 4K bullshit.
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(response to Avatar announcement trailer)
Oh what Bullshit, it doesn't matter what engine you guys use, your games don't even look that good. You hyped up the same snowdrop engine for The Division but what we got was a downgraded snow-covered flat PS2 game. Quit tryna act like you guys are so talented, your not. And don't listen to James Cameron, he said the exact same thing about Terminator Genesis and look where that went!
(response to video of Phil Spencer saying Scorpio is a clear difference)
The difference isn't really that clear though, which is why every new game trailer says "make sure you’re watching this on a 4k monitor" If the difference was so "clear" you wouldn't need a 4k monitor, dumbass. It's for people who wanna zoom in and notice that extra piece of grass on a tree and go "Hey I got my moneys worth"
-the thing about old games coming to PS4 and I’m always saying I’m not impressed. It’s really developers just trying to survive. It also goes along with so many games being remastered. Trust me I get it, their just trying to survive, I got no problem with that. But what I do have a problem with is people who exaggerate and make it more than what it is. Dude, its an indie game, and that’s all it ever will me.
(response to video about oddworld being delayed to 2018)
I watched the video and didn’t even hear him mention the delay, it was probably because the first 10 minutes of the interview was annoying as hell. But yea I totally agree, the delay just means more time to tweak and polish the game till its at its best it possibly can be. I know Lorne is a very story-driven guy and doesn't wanna sacrifice anything.
If you know him and know what Oddworld brings to the table, you shouldn't be worried at all.
-may 5 it was announced Project Scorpio would have fps display… a fps display on the front of the actual console... are you fuckin serious??? the only reason people are so butt-hurt about fps is their realizing the fact that its still gonna take another 20 years before we hit photorealism, so they gotta obsess over pointless numbers and this 4K bullshit which the average person playing can't even spot unless their 2 feet from the screen.
They said this was a prototype model but if the Scorpio actually comes out looking like that I’m gonna flip the fuck out. I’m also not gonna know whether to get angry or laugh.
-april 15 the new star wars battlefront II trailer came out, and with all due respect to star wars, the game looks exactly like the last game, covered in snow in boring forests. I thought they said the new game would cover the 2nd set of movies from 1999 to 2005 but I guess not. And of course, they promote the multiplayer bullshit.
not impressed at all by this game or what I’ve heard from it.
I mention this below but E3 is in a couple weeks. I’m sort of excited but not really, cause I know its just gonna be more 4K bullshit talk. Some are predicting Sony might announce PS5 either this E3 (which I doubt) or next, but I hope they don’t. The console business would just turn into this retarded back and forth thing of “Oh you think yours is more powerful, well here’s mine” and then Sony sees it and goes “Oh yea, well we’re gonna release a new one” and every other year we’re gettin a new console, which is sorta what’s happening right now.
I do NOT want that, honestly. Ultimately we as gamers don’t have any control over what these companies do, all we can do is sit back and vote with our wallets. As smart as I think I am, I never could’ve predicted we’d be where we’re at right now. It honestly feels like the business is run by a bunch of 8 year olds at this point, really. Like “hey guys look at me, we have the most powerful console out there, but you still gotta zoom in to spot the difference, and a 4K tv” like shut the fuck up, we see right through you.
My prediction for the PS5 is probably between 2019-2020. Any earlier than that (later this year or next) would just look silly to me and would again just prove we’re just going back and forth with consoles like fuckin children, with minimal differences between the games which ultimately won’t warrant the price their selling it at. At this point I really don’t care honestly. No matter how powerful these consoles become, we still don’t have many games that take place in a city or any regular third person shooters.
I’m just not impressed by any of it, and putting out a more and more powerful console isn’t gonna fix that. The industry is still mostly dominated by indie games, and most games are still drowned in snow, and a newer console is just gonna bring more useless comparison videos and FPS bullshit talk, and I’m sick of it. Photorealism is still about 20 years away so they gotta focus on this other useless shit.
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(response to video that said WWE was gonna go outta business by 2019)
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Yes, because the roster on both Raw and Smackdown (to put it simply) sucks ass, which is why they keep bringing back these part-timers cause the guys that are there just aren't entertaining enough (especially fat ass Owens and stupid Cena) and can’t be built up as main event stars.
No, because as shitty as the roster is, it seems the Wrestlemania tickets are getting higher and higher each year. People said WM 32 was one of the worst Manias, but according to the numbers it was actually one of the biggest.
It's anybodies guess really...
(response to video about 10 babyfaces who get booed)
WWE fans are just stupid, they cheer all the short fat ppl like Owens and Punk but boo all the big guys like Goldberg and Roman, but rly who cares, cause none of those short fat wrestlers are main eventing WM anytime soon. They cheered when Goldberg said he was challenging Owens for the title then booed him after he won it, what a group of retards lol.
John Cena on the other hand, I could give a rats ass about him. He needs to drop the "never give up" character, its cheesy as hell. And quit smiling as your getting booed, it just makes you look delusional and retarded.
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lol at people who thought Owens was gonna beat Goldberg and main event wm, how delusional and sad. Longest reigning Universal champ don't mean shit till you go against Goldberg, and you failed, get over it, nobody wanna see your fat ass in the main event.
If cm punk can't main event wm what makes you think this fat fuck was gonna do it? And hypothetically if cm punk returned, they would've had Goldberg beat him in 22 seconds too and he probably would've quit again, so really what difference does it make?
Goldberg for life!
-I saw this one compilation video of Floyd and Connor trash talkin each other. Floyd said don’t compare him to Connor, says he’s an “elephant” Yea you’re an elephant alright, which is why you gotta have a 7 foot bodyguard with you everywhere you go. Then he posts a video of Connor tapping out, as if that means something. Connor hasn’t even lost that many fights, and why do you care, it ain’t like you man enough to step in the cage, which is why this is a boring ass boxing match.
Then of course, after all this waiting and Floyd acting like Connor wasn’t in his league, he signs the fight, then spends the next week constantly goin “Connor needs to hurry up with the paperwork” when he acted like he didn’t wanna fight, like shut the fuck up. Actually as of mid-May 2017 Connor signed his part, but is still waiting for Floyd. Hurry the fuck up faggot I thought you were the baddest boxer out there!
Then you got all these other organizations trying to get in on the fight like fat ass Dana White, they need to shut up too. You’re a promoter, you don’t own shit! I read somewhere UFC wants 80% of Connors purse, what the fuck lol. I honestly don’t know who’s gonna win this fight, nor do I care as I do not watch either sport. The likely-hood though is that Floyd will win cause of his record, but I really don’t care. He’s still a short, bald-headed arrogant prick to me. He acts like he’s so tough but hides behind a 7 foot bodyguard and is still post-poning the fight, fuck outta here faggot. He act like he got girls jumpin on him.
The most interesting part of this fight will happen within the first 3 rounds. If nothing amazing happens within the first 3-5 rounds then that’s it. Someone has to get knocked out, the decision thing is dumb as fuck. The only way your gonna be seen as the greatest fighter is if you knock the other guy out, cause if someone was fighting you on the street it’s a fight to the death, there are no rounds. What they should do is fight till round 10, then in round 10 you just fight with no time limit till the other guy is down.
Only then (atleast in my eyes) will you be seen as the baddest boxer around. You can’t dance around every fight, make it to round 10 and call yourself the baddest boxer, it don’t work that way faggot. And if dancing around the ring and making it to round 10 and scoring a couple more hits then your opponent (thus giving you the win) somehow makes you think you’re the baddest fighter out there then damn you just got a fucked up flawed fight logic.
FYI I probably mentioned this before, but keep in mind anything I say about Floyd and Connor is strictly just my outside opinion. I don’t watch boxing or MMA at all, nor do I know anything about Floyd or Connor. I don’t even know how old they are or what their records are, other than the fact that Floyd is undefeated. I just wanted to make that clear.
I still wanna see Floyd get knocked out though, regardless. I later found out Connor was 28. I always thought he was in his late 30’s but he’s only 2 years older than me lol.
-wwe is a joke. It used to be big guys with the title, now you got short fat people like Owens who need their friends to help em in every fuckin match. They said when Goldberg squashed Owens it didn’t look that bad cause he was distracted by Jericho, it doesn’t make a difference though. It’s not like Owens would’ve beat him without the distraction.
-feb 13 the segment with Owens and Jericho was pretty gay, and I had the whole thing on mute, hoping that at one point Goldberg would come out and spear both of em. Eventually Owens turned on Jericho so they can have probably one of the gayest matches at Mania: a fat guy from NXT vs a short 46 year old midget, how amusing. Where’s the commercial break when you need one.
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-feb 6 Jericho says he and Owens at Mania is gonna be the biggest match, what a delusional fuck-wit. Eventually Goldberg came out and said the title was gonna be his, great.
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-They need to quit calling Goldberg a 50 year old man. Yea he’s 50 but he’s still in better shape than 80% of the fuckin roster, so who cares? And so what if he can’t go as long as the other wrestlers. He’s still an intense dude for his age. Amount and Length don’t mean shit. I’d rather have 1 slice of pizza than 10 pieces of broccoli. I’d rather watch a 10 minute scary horror movie than an hour long found footage movie. And I’d rather watch Goldberg for 5 minutes than Kevin Owens for an hour, and having 2 part-timers that I actually wanna see is better than have a roster of full-time shit talent that I could care less about.
-feb 6 I read some article where dude said Goldberg taking the title away from Owens is why guys like him aren’t excelling and how Owens was the longest reigning champ. Well you kinda answered your own theory right there dude. Owens was the longest reigning champ, but he probably had one of the gayest title reigns in the history of the business, and here’s why:
He had help from Triple H to win the title.
His Hell in the Cell match was whack and won’t be remembered.
He needed interference in every fuckin match he was in, proving that he couldn’t beat any of these guys by himself.
He was the longest reigning universal champ but he’s still a pretty shit wrestler.
The longest reigning champ is now in the middle of the card at Mania 33.
This also goes for CM Punk, but him main eventing WM wouldn’t have really done anything for him. He’d still be a fat fuck, just like Punk would still be a fat cruiserweight. Face it, you can’t elevate these guys beyond what they are, and you can’t put lipstick on a pig.
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-feb 7 another article I read said that Goldberg squashing Owens would make him look weak, losing to a 50 year old part-timer, but not really. You can’t make him look any weaker than he already is, given the reasons I’ve mentioned above lol.
-feb 6 some dude on youtube made a video, saying Goldberg was gonna win the title, which is why punk left, but really who cares. Goldberg was destroying people in his prime, so he deserves it. It ain’t our fault you cheer for short, fat champions.
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-feb 7 Kevin Owens sent out a few tweets on twitter, mocking Goldberg’s beard and how they changed the color. I mean what do you expect, he can’t say about anything else about a dude who’s built the way Goldberg is, especially at his age, so he focuses on the beard. It’s all good dude cause there’s about 100 things we can say about you, fat boy.
But this brings up another point, cause WWE don’t even do those titantrons anymore. They don’t even promote the WM matches like that anymore, cause they know the roster sucks and don’t feel like showin em off.
-feb 1 I read somewhere the plan is for Goldberg to win at Fastlane and then lose the title to Brock at Mania, which is what I originally predicted. If that was a case, they should’ve just had him win the rumble instead of Orton. I don’t know why they trying to build up Smackdown, the show sucks.
I think Goldberg is gonna retire after Mania so it only makes sense for him to drop the belt. Alotta people say Goldberg doesn’t have alotta gas in him and the match won’t go long and I agree, even though I see how he trains and everything. I think the match will go about 10 mins, 20 if we’re lucky. It probably won’t be a clean victory, Heyman will probably interfere or something will happen and he’ll lose. I still don’t know when he’s going into the hall of fame but they need to announce that quick.
-feb 16 Brock retires from UFC, good riddance. I knew he was gonna retire though. He lost his last 2 fights, then cheated to win the 3rd fight so it was obvious he had no more passion for the sport and just wanted the paycheck. He probably gave up way back as early as 2012 cause that was around the time he lost his last 2 fights, so he had to return to WWE cause he was losing money. Now he’s back in WWE doing his 1 fuckin move the entire match.
Some career you got, faggit.
-jan 29 I was reading the comments from Royal Rumble 2017 and everybody said it was the worst Rumble ever lol. No Samoa Joe (who returned later on) and no Kurt Angle. And they still hate Roman even though he didn’t win, but probably cause he eliminated Taker. I think the reason the Rumble had no random entrants this year was cause all the focus was on Brock, Goldberg and Taker.
So they’ll probably do that stuff next year.
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-feb 3 I read some article on why wwe sucks and it was the same thing I said, how alotta guys like Owens have been wrestling all these years and still can’t get over. It’s cause their fat and outta shape and suck on the mic, and nowadays most people just wanna be on tv.
-jan 29 Randy Orton wins the Rumble. Nothin against Randy but it was random as hell. In one week he goes from tag matches on Smackdown to winning the Rumble, what the hell lol.
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-feb 4 some dude made an article on how wwe lost its value, saying Kevin Owens used Braun Strowman to win the title but it was really him advancing his own storyline and not his. It’s cause he’s fat and WWE just don’t care. It’s like they care more about the people who don’t have the title as apposed to the guys that do.
-So Triple H costs Rollins the title to make Owens champ, so was he a heel then, cause people were cheering when he came out. I don’t even know anymore. The audience is always weird with H cause he’s only there for the couple months before Mania. On one hand we wanna cheer for him cause we haven’t seen him in so long, but on the other hand we wanna boo his character, even though it doesn’t matter either way cause he’ll be gone right after Mania.
It’s definitely a weird dynamic.
-the wrestlemania main event doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Triple H loses all his matches, Punk is gone, Bryan had his main event and now he’s injured, and they can’t give it to Roman. They have so few options and the people they wanna push, just can’t be pushed which just makes the show awkward. They say Owens is a great wrestler and Punk is a great wrestler, okay, and so is Spike Dudley, but I don’t see him being pushed.
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-feb 14 episode of Smackdown, Wyatt wins the title at Elimination Chamber, Cena comes out, gets booed, cries about how he lost, then AJ comes out and cries about it too. Its so pathetic, lookin at these 2 losers.
-feb 6 some dude made an article about how there’s so much young talent that can have the title instead of Goldberg. Name one then, cause 80% of the roster is cruiserweights and tag matches.
-If Seth can’t make it to Mania, have H come out, tell Samoa Joe that he got in his way, face him at Mania and make Seth the referee. Have Seth cost H the match lol.
-jan 30 episode of Raw, Jericho says he set a WWE record, spending 5 hours in the Rumble, longer than any other wrestler. Okay, and most of the time you were on your back. It wasn’t like you was kickin ass for 5 hours, so sit the fuck down.
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-jan 29 they had this clip on youtube from the Rumble of Kofi almost getting knocked off the top rope and being eliminated. I hate Kofi, but I’ll admit it was pretty cool cause he fell on his chest and was still able to stay up there. But I read the comments and not 1 person mentioned it, they were still bitchin about how shitty the overall show was. I thought that was funny lol.
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-I always wondered who resets the cruiserweight ring colors, but I read about it on a reddit forum and they said they do it during the commercial break. Interesting.
-jan 29 Braun helps Kevin beat Roman, what a faggot. We know Vince would never let Owens beat Roman, but the title is a joke now.
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-The dude in the green shirt who sits in the front row of every fuckin WWE live event is fuckin annoying. He needs to take his fat ass somewhere and watch this shit at home. It’s annoying cause all you see is a green dot in the center of the screen during every match. There’s also a guy with a red hat at some of the live events but he’s not that annoying since he sits to the side off camera. You only see him when wrestlers occasionally go over there which is like, once every couple weeks.
-jan 29 Seeing Goldberg in the Rumble was pretty cool. At first I only saw like a short clip, so I didn’t know how long he was in there but eventually I saw the whole thing. He was in there about 3-4 minutes, eliminated Lesnar with 1 fuckin arm, then got eliminated by Taker. Lesnar did his suplex city bullshit but atleast he threw in a couple F-5’s. I really wanted to see Goldberg and Strowman but he got eliminated early on.
Not the biggest deal in the world, but Goldberg’s entrance before Taker was about 3 minutes (its usually 2) but whatever. I know they had to squeeze in those key moments, no big deal. I thought about it one day and was like “there’s no way he did all that in 2 mins” lol.
-jan 30 we knew it was gonna be Brock vs Goldberg at Mania but I didn’t think they were gonna confirm it right after the Rumble. Goldberg confirmed it while in the ring with Kevin Owens, which was funny as hell. It’s just another example of a guy without the title taking the spotlight off the champ so easily.
-I just thought about this, but you see Goldberg training / sparring in a boxing ring. At one point (before Survivor Series) he said he didn’t wanna hit the ropes anymore, and I thought, even if he wanted to, how would he practice in a ring? I knew Eddie Guerrero had his own ring at one point, but then I remembered Goldberg had his own boxing ring, so he could run back and forth on that if he wanted to.
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-jan 30 Triple H returned and cut a pretty cool promo on Seth Rollins, but it was kinda useless cutting a promo on a guy from NXT lol.
-instead of short fat ass Punk sayin he’s the best, we now got Jericho and Owens, 2 fat people and their boring rivalry. Hopefully next year we don’t go for 3.
-Floyd vs Connor, some say Connor doesn’t need the money. If that was the case he wouldn’t have turned down the WM appearance. It’s all about money to these rich, self-absorbed people.
-feb 6 It sucks that Seth spent 2-3 months calling out Triple H only to get injured again lol.
-feb 6 Samoa Joes first match on Raw is against Roman but Braun interferes and costs him the match. Good job bruh, first match win due to disqualification.
-jan 30 they had the wwe title match in the middle of the fuckin show lol. Nice work Owens.
-feb 5 Goldberg has a very big vocabulary. In one interview he used the word “encapsulate”
-at Survivor Series 2016 Goldberg speared Lesnar with his right shoulder but at the rumble, he did it with his left shoulder. I found that interesting.
-feb 13 the promo for Goldberg vs Kevin Owens looked retarded.
-I saw Angle on youtube win his gold medal back in 1996. The guy he wrestled was an idiot, raising his hand thinking he won.
-jan 30 eventually Floyd dropped outta the Chris Brown vs Solja Boy fight, wussy. He was probably afraid the loss would’ve been in his name.
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-I was searching for results on the Rumble cause I knew Goldberg was gonna be in it. At one point I saw a teaser photo for Sting, so I was thinking he was gonna be at the Rumble, which was random as hell. Maybe I was on a different site, but it’d still be cool though, if Sting interfered and cost Taker his win, and the 2 of them faced off at Mania.
-feb 6 I think this was when Samoa Joe made his debut on Raw. He barely got any cheers and you can hear people in the crowd chanting “you sold out” lol. As much as I can care less about Joe and what he does, he didn’t really sell out though. He went from TNA to WWE and their probably paying him more, so to me that’s an upgrade. Fans are just so stupid.
-feb 6 I saw this on some site, this kids parents were taping his reaction at a live event and Owens came out and cursed the kid out, talkin about how cool his shirt was. What a dumb motherfucker, seriously. Actor or not, Kayfabe or not, who the fuck curses at a kid? Nobody wanna wear your fuckin shirt faggot!
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-kinda lame how Roman had a title shot AND was in the Rumble the same day. Its like the WWE were running outta talent lol.
-jan 31 they keep talkin about Kevin Owens bad ribs. Bruh you fat you’ll be alright, just eat some chicken nuggets.
-feb 13 Teddy Long has been named in the Hall of Fame, what the fuck. He’s not even a wrestler.
-feb 13 Roman comes out, gets booed, challenges Braun, then gets cheered. Fans don’t know who to fuckin cheer.
-feb 19 I read this in some interview, Goldberg originally wanted his name to be The Hybrid.
-jan 29 Punk says he was talkin to Dana White about his next fight. Go for it dude.
-feb 6 episode of Raw, Jericho accepts the match for Goldberg vs Owens lol. What a tough guy, getting his buddy to confirm shit for him.
-I finally watched the match between Brock and Dean at Wrestlemania. And as I predicted, it was boring as hell, just suplexes the entire match. It didn’t even feel like a falls count anywhere match.
-I finally watched the 3 on 1 Punk vs Shield match and it looked retarded as hell.
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-The WWE writing team have improved so much, even the cruiserweights (who are usually ignored) are getting interviews in the ring now. There’s more lumberjack matches, backstage stuff, interviews, and breaking the announce table, but none of it helps the show. The real problem in wwe isn’t the writers, its the wrestlers. The writing is still good. The way they promoted Goldberg vs Lesnar and Triple H vs Sting was pretty cool, showing all that footage from wcw.
I imagine its just hard to promote wrestlers like that nowadays cause wrestlers nowadays aren’t built like that, mentally or physically. No matter what you do, theirs no dialogue or footage you can show me that’s gonna convince me Kevin Owens is a badass. Fact of the matter is you can’t put lipstick on a pig, and you can’t give an intense promo to a fat guy or a cruiserweight and expect them to sell it and make it look realistic. That’s just common sense.
So the argument of “these guys aren’t being pushed” is bullshit. They are only being pushed as far as they can go, given their physical attributes and their poor mic skills, and the fact that most of em (Seth, Fin, Bryan) get injured. So you can talk the talk but you obviously can’t walk it. No use talkin about how bad you are if your just gonna get injured a week later.
-nov 28 Rollins and Jericho had a little fight backstage and it was pretty cool. You can tell the writing team is getting better cause there’s more backstage stuff, but unfortunately it still didn’t work. I love Rollins, but seeing Jericho’s fat ass get thrown around did nothing for him or me. There’s also this one moment where after he hits the car, you see these guys up on the 2nd floor of this building, they weren’t even looking down. It’s like they didn’t even know somebody was gettin beat up (or they just didn’t care cause Jericho sucks)
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-Rock could actually do the Rumble if he wanted to. They could do the same thing they did with Taker and Goldberg, have him in there for just 5 minutes, but make it worthwhile and have him get eliminated in an interesting way.
-I read this somewhere, Jim Cornett said “the modern talent is not allowed to / doesn’t look like they can get over / guys with the future are cannon fodder” lol. He says they messed up Stings return, said it only worked with Goldberg, and says their not pushing young talent.
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-dec 6 episode of Smackdown, AJ Styles comes out with an ankle brace. How the fuck did you break your leg fighting Ellsworth, oh my god lol. If you broke your leg off that dweeb you must be weak as fuck. I also think this was the same night Dean was in like 3 different segments. They gotta makeup for the lack of star power lol.
-dec 25 there was some rumor that Goldberg was gonna face AJ Styles at Mania, how dumb. Mania 33 is probably gonna be his last match, so he’d have to lose the title, and there’s no way in hell he’s gonna lose the title to AJ especially since their on 2 separate shows. And how the fuck does AJ go from fighting James Ellsworth 3 times in a row to all of a sudden going against Goldberg lol.
You get the feeling the people who write these articles don’t think anything through. I barely watch the show and I still figure this shit out.
-I saw Punks promo for the first time after destroying Cena, who was still laying in the ring lookin dumb. Good job dude, you just got destroyed by a cruiserweight. But he talked about Vince and Rock and all that, the same thing he talked about on his podcast. They probably knew how he was feeling and turned it into a story, or he probably ad-libbed the whole thing. Truth be told I have no clue what the pipe bomb even is.
But on the podcast he talked about how he told Vince he didn’t love wrestling anymore. Vince probably thought he was cutting a promo on him, which is why he called him back and asked him if he was returning to work. It definitely feels like Vince cut alotta slack for Punk and lets the guys do what they want, as long as they don’t hit him lol. And really if your making that much money (and your desperate) why the fuck not?
-dec 16 Cena got booed on his return lol. Nobody gives a fuck about you dude, especially cause we know the only reason he’s returning is cause WM 33 is comin up. I hate Cena more than I hate Punk, good lord. He mentioned Chicago and random champions and got cheers, but they weren’t cheering him, they were cheering the people and places he was bringing up. Reminds me of the speech Kanye did at the award show, how the audience was completely bored in silence till he started mentioning peoples names, which was the only time you heard people yelling.
I mentioned this in the last update (or the one before I can’t remember) but when people are cheering what you say rather than you the person, that says something…
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-nov 28 segment with Jericho, Owens and Reigns was lame as hell. All 3 of em got booed. They boo when he comes out but cheer when he says he’s going after the title, fuckin retards.
-nov 25 some podcast I listened to, Jim Cornett said they let Goldberg beat Lesnar in 2 mins cause it created the most surprise and drama, and I agree. Nobody wanna see that suplex bullshit.
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-nov 26 one article I read talked about why wwe sucks, and blamed it on creative. Some of it is their fault, but not all of it cause the stuff they write is pretty cool. It’s just when it comes outta the mouth of a cruiserweight like Punk or a fat guy like Owens, it doesn’t come across that way cause their built like guys the average person could beat up. You can’t give a college degree to an absolute bum and expect him to crank out some medicine, just like you can’t slap a wwe title on some fat guy and expect him to be believable.
Or when you’ve lazily handled Braun, making it look like you were building him towards a title shot but instead just have him interfering in matches and yelling on the mic about not having enough competition when a majority of the roster sucks the way it does. He’s been saying “give me competition or else” for 3 months now and its gettin old, he should’ve been had the title by now.
My guess is they’ll give him a title shot after Mania and after Goldberg leaves, and it’ll be him vs Brock. That’s what I would do.
-dec 5 some article I read said that Cena was getting mad cause Goldberg was back and was getting paid more than him. I got 3 words for you bruh, get over it! And why do you care so much? You’re barely even on the fuckin show, and you got your own tv show True Grit or whatever the fuck its called. Goldberg came back to be a superhero for his kid, and I know you do it for the kids too, telling them to never give up, but you STILL get booed, so obviously something ain’t clickin.
Quit cryin bein a bitch, it ain’t our fault you’re not as exciting as he is (or powerful)
-This younger talent argument needs to stop, seriously and that whole thing about putting guys like Owens and Punk in the main event. Even if they were in the main event, not only would it look awkward, it wouldn’t really elevate them. And there’s no way in hell Triple H is gonna bust his ass in the gym knowing he has to go out there and wrestle some fat guy, I know I wouldn’t.
He did it for Daniel Bryan, but that’ll never happen again. Kevin Owens was the longest reigning Universal champ, but WM is only (as of this writing) a week away, and where is he now… exactly, in the middle of the fuckin card where he belongs eatin dohnuts.
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-dec 12 they said match between Ellsworth and AJ Styles was “weeks in the making” How the hell is it weeks in the making when you guys have the same main event every fuckin night due to your lack of talent?
-dec 15 Shawn Michaels was interviewed by some radio show and the host asked him if he was gonna wrestle AJ Styles. The host must be dumb as hell, not knowing his last match was with Taker. People need to stop askin him to come back. He went out on a high note, leave him be.
-dec 25 I read some article that said they makin title match with AJ a triple threat match to “lesson the workload” on his ankle. And that’s dumb, cause not only would it be 2 people to worry about, now you got 3.
-nov 29 first Ric Flair says Goldberg coming back was a bad idea cause he might get hurt, then he says he should win the Rumble. Which one is it old man, or is your Alzheimer’s kickin in?
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-nov 30 The Inquisitor said Taker was gonna beat AJ Styles for the title at Mania, fuckin morons. And how the hell was he gonna lose it? Taker is never gonna be champ again. If you thought Lesnar winning the title and not showing up for months at a time was bad, imagine Taker for Christ’s sake. The only reason he was in the Rumble was because of Goldberg, nothing more.
People who write these articles really need to keep quite and actually put thought into it.
-dec 21 some ufc fighter (can’t remember his name and don’t care) had an article on him and how he was doin all these suplexes inspired by Lesnar, what a retard. I remember there was one match where Michael Cole was like “c’mon not another suplex” like what the fuck, the suplex is like the most basic move out there, now its being treated as a fuckin finisher lol.
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-dec 6 episode of Raw, Sasha was supposed to apologize to her dad Ric Flair, but instead she slapped him lol. He deserved it though, sayin he smashed Halle Berry. He and Hogan need to lay off the ego-juice and disappear.
-dec 24 some article said AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose had the most WWE wins in 2016. Who cares though, you guys have the same main event every fuckin night due to lack of superstars.
-dec 6 some dude made an article naming 5 guys to replace Cena. 3 of the guys were on raw, so it was a pretty failed article. He couldn’t even name 5 people from Smackdown, again showing lack of starpower.
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-dec 29, on his birthday, Goldberg tweeted “50 is the new 30” lol. I always had this idea in mind, like right after his 50th birthday Rusev (being a heel of course) brings out a cake and tries to give it to him “happy birthday you sill American” but dumps it over lol. Or Goldberg spears him and hits him with the cake lol.
-dec 18 former ufc fighter Gary Goodridge said the same thing I said about the Punk fight. There’s a difference between fighting and dancing, and when he got there, his mind just went blank and those 2 years of training immediately went out the window lol. If you really think about it though, it was really Vince McMahan’s fault why Punk left and went to UFC. Punk said it himself on the podcast, when he was like “if I’m not that guy you need to let me go” but Vince kept him around for the money.
He let him hold the belt for 434 days and let that “best in the world” bullshit go to his head, then when he left he thought he could take on the whole world but couldn’t even land a punch lol.
Thanks alot Vince you’ve created a monster.
-nov 28 Mark Henry was on Raw promoting his scene in the movie Incarnate, but it was a failed promotion. Not only because the movie was just a shitty horror movie (like everything else out there) but he also got his ass whooped in the scene, so I don’t understand how that was supposed to look good for him. If anything his scene should’ve had him doing all the beatings, like Rock in The Rundown.
I like Mark though don’t get me wrong, the clip was just whack. And why would you put him in the movie just to have him get beat up, that makes 0 sense to me.
-dec 22 Jim Ross made a prediction for WM 33 saying Taker was gonna win the title and defend it against Cena and turn heel. What bong was you smokin from dude, Taker isn’t even champion. Why the fuck would he turn heel when he only shows up once a year, and why the fuck would he lose to Cena at WM?
Needless to say I lost alotta respect for JR after a comment like that, grow a brain already.
-if Punk can hold the title for 434 days and lose it to a part-timer like Rock then so can Owens, so deal with it. It’s funny as hell cause even if Punk returned, it would’ve been worse cause they just would’ve had him lose to Goldberg in 22 seconds and he probably would’ve just quit again, then people would’ve really turned on him for quitting twice.
-Seeing Mick Foley yell with Shamus, Hell in a Cell match, Sammi Zayn etc is all good and everything, but it does nothing to elevate them or the product. Same with the Hell in the Cell match with the 2 divas. He was fired on March 20th episode of Raw and those guys aren’t any better off then, then they were now, so it was pointless.
I love Mick though.
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-dec 1 some article I read said Goldberg wasn’t gonna win the title, boy was he wrong.
-dec 16 I read some article that said Lesnar was the 2nd entrant in Rumble, boy were they wrong lol. He was really like number 25 followed by Enzo, Goldberg, Taker and Reigns.
-dec 5 I saw a dark match between Lesnar and Rusev. Rusev got him in the first 3 mins, then the next 3 mins was just suplex, suplex, suplex.
-They said Lesnar had a cracked rib after 1 spear by Goldberg lol. So exaggerated and Michael Cole going “guys I don’t know how he’s still standing” lol.
-dec 21 Punk posts a message on his twitter with a comic book saying “so much to read” How bout reading up on how to fight?
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-jan 1 Ryback on his podcast said Cena didn’t want Nexus guys getting over. I could care less about Nexus, but damn. To me it sounds like he was lettin his ego get in the way and didn’t want any of em to get better. Cena, do me a favor, shut the fuck up! Your barely even on the show anymore, so who the fuck are you to decide who goes over and who doesn’t? You don’t run the show. Go back to your little tv show and shut up. You were injured at WM 32 then had a tag match a WM 33 lol.
-Some say Roman should be heel. Turning Roman heel wouldn't do any purpose though. It's way different than when Rock and Austin turned heel, cause they were still good on the mic and could pretty much make the audience react to anything. Face or heel, Roman is boring on the mic so making him a bad guy would just make people boo him that much more. This past Monday when he was trash talking Taker they were booing him so loud I couldn't even hear what he was saying lol.
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-dec 28 Ryback’s podcast is gettin annoying. He made some good points at first, now he’s just rambling incoherently. First it was CM Punk, then it was Triple H, then it was the divas, now its Cena and Goldberg.
-dec 30 Ryback says Triple told him they don’t want top guys anymore. I guess that explains why their using Braun the way they are, cause their not really building him towards anything. He’s just a running gag at this point. We’ll have to see what happens after Mania 33.
-dec 12 some dude named Emil Meek is calling out CM Punk. Call out someone tough!
-When Lesnar F-5 Goldberg at Royal Rumble 2004 it looked like people were cheering. I still don’t know who was supposed to be the good guy or the bad guy in that match.
-dec 22 I can’t remember if this was in an interview or a podcast, but Teddy Long said that Ric Flair called him a “nigga” Well, you should’ve slapped the shit outta him, I know I would’ve.
-Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin are all 51 years old, but I think Austin is the oldest (I’ll have to recheck this)
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(response to Goldberg getting booed at Hall of Fame 2017)
people are just mad Goldberg took the title to Mania 33 instead of fat ass Owens... well get over it
nobody wanted to see his fat ass in the main event anyway eatin Doritos.
Goldberg is the man, deal with it!
fyi they said this was a rumor but I’m 100% sure it actually happened since I know Goldberg doesn’t have alotta fans anymore. He’ll always have guys like me though.
(response to roman video about why he’s getting booed and not coming through the crowd)
wrong, wrong and wrong. the real reason he doesn't come through the crowd anymore is cause people hate him and wwe are afraid somebody might try to jack him up. but at the same time even though people boo him, when he comes out the front entrance people still smile and cheer for him, even though the whole arena is booing him, so that looks awkward too.
and people would boo him but still pat him on the back, which is also awkward.
(response to video saying Goldberg might be back in time for WM 34)
As much as I'd like him to come back, I don't think he should. Fans went from giving him a 10 minute standing ovation to turning on him yet again, so they don't deserve it. And when all the big guys are gone and we're stuck with cruiserweights and tag matches for the next 20 years and fat people like Owens main eventing WM then it'll be all they’re fault, and it’ll just be a sad product to watch.
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-when goldberg and rusev were both in the ring, the only thing fans could chant was “we want Lana” They don’t even understand how great this is.
-jan 25 I read this in an interview, Kevin Owens said he wanted to be remembered. Sorry dude, your fat ass won’t be remembered anytime soon, especially if you keep relying on people to help you win your matches.
-that’s why Taker put himself in the 2017 rumble, he knew Goldberg was gonna be in there and wanted to be in there with him so they could have that staredown.
-jan 24 I heard Paige proposed to Alberto Del Rio. C’mon dude that’s your job lol.
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-mar 6 Fastlane just ended, and everything happened the way I predicted in the last update. I predicted Jericho would interfere, and he did. I actually thought the match was gonna be about 5 mins long but it was only a spear and jackhammer, and I’m okay with that. Owens doesn’t have the right to wrestle Goldberg anyway. If you look closely you can see his son on the barricade looking at his dad, I thought that was cute. And Goldberg every now and then would yell to him.
So Goldberg comes out, they chant, but when he hits the spear, they boo, stupid crowd. Jericho’s interference was easily predicted, but boring, and their match at Mania was boring as well. Must’ve sucked for Owens though, cause I know they rehearse their matches backstage. He must’ve been pretty pissed when they told him he wasn’t gonna main event Wrestlemania and was gonna drop the title in 8 seconds, sad day for you huh bruh. A part-timer that I wanna see is better than a fat guy I don’t wanna see.
If you listen closely you can also hear the crowd chanting “Owens sucks” lol. After winning the title Goldberg celebrates, and at one point you see him look at the title and slaps it lol. I’m assuming he saw Owens name on it and got angry lol.
(I’m writing this in past-tense of course, Apr 29)
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-people say they hate Goldberg as champ, but from what I read online, ratings drop the moment his segment is over. How the hell do people cheer when Jericho say he and Owens match is gonna be better than Goldberg vs Lesnar, cause the ratings say otherwise.
-mar 8 some article I read said that Jericho and fat ass Owens match at Mania 33 was gonna “steal the show” lol. Lord help em.
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-in some ways I’m kinda glad Roman isn’t the champ, cause if he was they’d have to put him and Goldberg in a match cause they wanted Goldberg to take the title into Mania. It worked in a weird way cause I know Vince wouldn’t let Goldberg beat Roman in 8 seconds like he did with Owens, so it just worked.
That also goes for people who want CM Punk to come back. Hypothetically if he came back, he still wouldn’t main event Mania and they would’ve let Goldberg beat him too, so what difference does it make? The people that hold the title nowadays are just holding it as placeholders.
-mar 1 I read some article online about this dude Jack Swagger. He said he quit WWE cause he felt they didn’t value him and they took his title away too quickly. I wasn’t even watching WWE around that time but I’ve seen a couple of his matches, but he was boring as fuck. Dude get a grip, your not Steve Austin lol. I just saw the match where he won the world title, he got help from Edge to beat Jericho, wow dude you’re so tough.
I know its scripted and everything but it sounds like he’s believing his own hype. The writers allowed you to win by interference, you didn’t beat them one on one, so shut the fuck up. All the top guys are gone so now their giving the title to all these random mid-carders, and your one of em.
-mar 11 some dude wrote an article on how Kevin Owens worked so hard to become champ. If being fat, being handed the title and having your buddies help you win your matches qualifies as “working hard” to earn the title then holy fuck, what world am I living in! They said he’d been wrestling for 17 years, so what. You’ve been wrestling 17 years but I never heard about you till last year, so obviously you weren’t that special nor did you stand out.
Beniot was wrestling for 18 years before he became champ and even though I didn’t watch wcw I still knew about him, so sit the fuck down. Another word they used was “deceptive athleticism” lol.
-mar 15 I read this article that had a poll on Undertakers best Wrestlemania matches and WWE decided to not include CM Punks match. I couldn’t help but laugh. They never liked him, even before he left. You held the title longer than anybody, but they didn’t want you on the cover of WWE 2K13 (or 14 I can’t remember) and they didn’t want you in the main event at Wrestlemania, and you got paid less, so get over it. You’re nothin but a cruiserweight with an inflated ego.
-feb 26 I read some article where dude listed 5 wrestlers better than Goldberg for Lesnar at Mania. Half the people on the list were cruiserweights, and the other half were guys like Seth and Sami Zayn, who already had matches at Mania. Matter fact Sami Zayn and Braun Strowman could’ve had they’re own match at Mania instead of the stupid Battle Royale.
The Battle Royale thing gets lamer every year. It’s just a giant match for all the wrestlers who aren’t involved in a storyline to just cram together and do a bunch of random shit and get em off the show early. It’s a match for the writers to go “well we can’t do anything with this guy, and we know putting them in their own match at Mania would be a waste of time, so lets just put em all in 1 big match and get it out the way” It’s like a dumpster match.
But as funny as it may sound, I mean its actually kinda sad. I know there’s alotta cruiserweights there that wanna be at Mania and take the experience in, but they can’t even do that cause the Battle Royal is such a cluttered match. It’s like their there for 20 mins, get eliminated and go home, it doesn’t even feel like Wrestlemania to them.
-reading the comments on the wwe official channel are alot more negative than on other channels. For example Goldberg gets more negative comments on the official channel than the others. On the official channel they call him a boring part-timer but in other videos I’ve seen they call him the man. No different than on Raw. They cheered him when he announced he was going after the title, then booed him after he won it.
WWE fans are just weird that way.
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-mar 6 I wrote down the likes and dislikes for the Goldberg match against Owens. The video of him spearing Owens at Fastlane got 1000 likes and 2000 dislikes, and the video of him backstage with the title got 1000 likes and 794 dislikes lol. Don’t worry Goldberg I still love you.
-They say Vince doesn’t like the Chicago stadium cause it gets alotta cm punk chants. If you don’t like the stadium, just skip the city when booking the upcoming raws, but we all know Vince loves money so he does it anyway. No different than Rockstar Games, Floyd or Call of Duty.
-mar 7 I read some interview with big show where he said 2018 would be his last year, and I’m glad. Not cause I don’t like him but really there isn’t much else for him to do.
-feb 25 this twitter fight between Kevin Owens and Goldberg is gay as hell. Why the fuck is Goldberg trash talkin a fat guy lol.
-feb 28 Bleacher Report called Kevin Owens “lackluster” “mediocre” and “questionable booking” yea you got that right.
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-mar 13 in one of Ryback’s podcasts he said wwe brought Goldberg back to spite him. What twisted world are you living in bro, seriously. Goldberg came back for his kid, it had nothing to do with you. He used to come out every other week spouting bullshit like this but thankfully they stopped doing it around late March-early April. He probably knew he was gettin flack for everything he said.
-mar 3 I listened to Kevin Owens on Austins podcast talk about Goldberg before their match at Fastlane. He says he was never a WCW guy. Your fatass wouldn’t have even made it on WCW homie. Well, when 80% of the roster is tag teams and cruiserweights, people like you are all of a sudden given opportunities they’d never get, so soak it in while you can.
-it took me awhile to notice this, but Goldberg’s elbow pads in the Royal Rumble 2017 were super long, almost his entire arm. My guess is he knew had to hit alotta guys and needed to up the protection cause of his age. Not the biggest deal in the world, it just made him look really skinny. But it also made that moment when he knocked Lesnar out the ring more badass. He’s the only guy smaller than Lesnar that can do that and make it look real lol.
-mar 4 I read this on whatculture, Jericho says Triple H was paid 5x more than him in their match at Wrestlemania 18. It makes sense though, cause H was built and you were fat, same reason why Punk was paid less in the Taker match. If you don’t fit the image of a superstar your gonna be paid less cause realistically you don’t look threatening or intimidating, just how it is.
-the match between Seth and H at Mania 33 was pretty cool. I had an idea though if Seth wasn’t able to make it or they found out he’d make it at the last minute. Have H come out first, then wait like 5 mins. They have him grab the mic and be like “Oh look, Seth isn’t showing up, just like I thought” and have him exit the ring. But right before he exits, have Seth’s music hit and have him come out with the cane, then have him drop it right before he hits the ring, that would’ve been badass.
Another idea I had was if he couldn’t make it, make it H vs Samoa and make Seth the special referee. I was surprised Samoa wasn’t at WM 33 at all. They made all this hype about him coming to WWE and didn’t even use him at their biggest show, what a waste lol. I’m not the biggest Samoa Joe fan at all cause to me he’s just another fat wrestler that drools alot but, it was an option.
-The whole Orton vs Wyatt thing was weird. I like Orton, but having him win the Rumble was weird. Smackdown will always be a secondary show to Raw, even though their trying their best to make it look otherwise. They had Smackdowns team win at Survivor Series and now Orton winning the Rumble, but regardless it’ll always be a 2nd show to Raw, which is why guys like Goldberg, Lesnar and Triple H aren’t on it.
But anyway, at one point Orton didn’t wanna face Bray. Then a week later he defeats AJ and now the match is back on, like what the fuck lol.
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-Undertakers last couple years in WWE kinda reminded me of Austins last year in WWE in 2003. They knew he couldn’t really wrestle, so they just found these random ways to stick them into these matches.
-The AJ vs Shane match was pretty weird too. It just looked like a regular match and didn’t even feel like there was any animosity between them. Add to that it took place in the morning lol.
-The Taker vs Roman match at Mania 33 was pretty weird, or atleast, had a weird buildup. Instead of saying “I want you at Wrestlemania after eliminating me in the Rumble” just a “this is my yard” then chokeslam, match confirmed lol.
-mar 4 I read this article that said Raw has hit a 7 week low. If Owens and Jericho are so entertaining, why are the ratings dropping? Yea, I thought so…
-mar 6 they already promoting and sellin tickets for summerslam 2017. They know the rest of the ppv’s are gonna suck and don’t wanna waste time on em.
-mar 17 there was a rumor Roman was gonna go to Smackdown and get traded for AJ. I doubted it, and I was right. Roman is never goin to Smackdown, ever. It’s better for him to stay on Raw and get booed then go to Smackdown.
-mar 4 they said Taker was in rough shape at Rumble 2017 cause he was in need of hip surgery so he must’ve really wanted to be in the ring with Goldberg. He still took a spear from him and got up 10 seconds later to eliminate him, I was shocked.
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-I listened to this on march 13 2017 but I don’t know when it was it posted. But in a podcast, Austin made a prediction that Punk would return at Wrestlemania 30. Sorry Austin but, no. And the people that keep saying Punk is / should be coming back just don’t understand how difficult it was for him.
Listening to that podcast, you can tell he wanted to succeed, but he was fed up with how he was being treated and he was lied to alot. He might return in the future, but it sure as hell won’t be anytime soon. And returning too soon would kinda defeat the purpose of that podcast anyway, cause like I said it sounded like he really hated being there and those memories will be with him for a long time. I’ll be surprised if he returns anytime before 2020.
Today’s WWE in a nutshell:
-Punk was champ, left
Bryan was champ, got injured
Seth was champ, got injured
Balor was champ, got injured
When you look at this list, you begin to understand why WWE have a hard time building these guys up. Then you got part-timers who win the title and aren’t there the next day and guys they wanna give the title to but can’t cause of fan rejection. It just makes for a very awkward show.
They’re either not there or their injured.
-mar 17 some dude named victor belfort is calling out CM Punk for his next ufc fight. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Anybody calling out CM Punk after witnessing his last fight (where he didn’t even score a punch) is a straight-up pussy and is just trying to further their career. You’re supposed to be calling out the champ, not some guy who got demolished in his last fight cause a win over him isn’t gonna further your career.
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-during the Austin and Punk segment where they were promoting the game, JR said WWE 13 was the “greatest game in the history of technology” lol. Put the bong down homie.
-after knocking Lesnar out the ring in the Rumble, you can see Goldberg mouth “one more time” lol.
-I would’ve liked to see Goldberg vs Rusev. One idea they could’ve done was have Rusev cost Goldberg the match at Mania, then have him face Rusev at Payback.
-I think I read this in an article but some dude said WWE makes $750 million a year, so anybody saying their goin outta business anytime soon needs to check their facts. The roster sucks but they ain’t goin outta business anytime soon with all that money.
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(some article I read)
“WWE WrestleMania 33 will feature part-time stars Goldberg, Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker all in main event matches, with Triple H and Shane McMahon likely to follow suit.”
“That continues the recent trend of WWE's flagship pay-per-view being dominated by special attraction superstars.”
“At WrestleMania 32 in 2016, four of the six superstars featured in the show's top three matches were part-timers, three of which (Triple H, Undertaker and Lesnar) ranked among WWE's 10 highest paid superstars. In 2015 at WrestleMania 31, that pattern continued, with Triple H, Sting, Undertaker and Lesnar all working in one of the show's three biggest matches. Likewise, WrestleMania 30 featured Triple H, Undertaker, Lesnar, Batista and even The New Age Outlaws in high-profile bouts.”
“The major pro of focusing on these part-timers? Well, from a short-term business perspective, it's worked.”
“While it's hard to gauge exactly how many fans are going to or watching WrestleMania because of the overall show itself rather than one specific match, WrestleMania has thrived during the era of part-time attractions. WrestleMania 29, headlined by The Rock vs. John Cena, became WWE's highest grossing live event ever and set the company's live gate record with $12.3 million, a record that would be broken by WrestleMania 31 ($12.6 million) and then again by WrestleMania 32 ($17.3 million).”
“Highlights of other records broken since WrestleMania 29: WWE's all-time attendance record (WrestleMania 32), highest WWE Network subscriber count (1.8 million the day of WrestleMania 32), economic impact records (WrestleMania 30 and WrestleMania 32), total viewership (WrestleMania 31), as well as social media use and merchandise sales (WrestleMania 32), just to name a few”
“In terms of generating viewers, interest and money, WWE has been most successful during "The Part-Time Era."
“Even one of WWE's most underutilized full-timers, Sami Zayn, recently said that WWE's use of part-timers is good for the company:”
“The average age of four of the last five WrestleMania main events is well over 35, and that will ring true this year when the main event is widely expected to be the 39-year-old Lesnar taking on the 50-year-old Goldberg.”
“In fact, many of WWE's part-time attractions are seemingly close to being, well, retired.”
“The Undertaker reportedly said he'd be done last year. Goldberg is 50 and hasn't wrestled for more than two minutes since his return. Triple H wrestled just one major match last year and is also approaching 50. No one knows what will happen with Cena's acting career or if Lesnar, who's bolted from WWE before, will decide to do it again.”
“Thus, focusing so much on these part-timers has become a risky philosophy because WWE is failing to create bona fide special attractions right now, limiting the possibility of using them in such a role in the future. In other words, is there someone on the main roster who, in five years, would be a part-time special attraction of the same caliber as Undertaker, Goldberg or Lesnar?”
“WWE's most pushed full-time stars, like Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are all still in their early 30s and figure to wrestle for another decade, if not more, as full-time stars. With the expectation being that they'll still be the company's top full-time priorities well down the road, there isn't any star who stands out as a future Lesnar or Goldberg that can sustain WWE's method of frequently bringing back part-timers to right the ship.”
“In four or five years, the part-time stars who, at times, carry the WWE on their backs could be gone for good. Then what?”
“Will WWE have someone who can create a buzz like Goldberg did at Survivor Series? Will there be another Lesnar or Cena, who are WWE's two biggest draws? Will there be someone like The Undertaker who can work one match a year but still bring in viewers when he does?”
“If not, then WWE's current use of part-time stars is nothing more than a Band-Aid that, ultimately, makes its failure to truly develop its legitimate full-time stars even worse.”
Another article I read…
“8 Damning Things Goldberg's Universal Title Win Says About WWE In 2017”
“Love him or loathe him, Goldberg's current run is a brutal indictment of WWE's current state.”
“Bill Goldberg's 85-second squash of Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series was WWE's most divisive moment in 2016. While many celebrated it as a fresh piece of booking, others bemoaned the decision's long-term implications, and more specifically the damage done to Brock Lesnar's monstrous aura.”
“Goldberg's push continued through the Royal Rumble, at which he eliminated Lesnar after spending just a few seconds in the ring with the Beast Incarnate. Things peaked at Fastlane, however, and if Survivor Series caused a few arguments among WWE's fanbase, Goldberg's 22-second Universal Title victory over Kevin Owens has sent the Universe into a tailspin.”
“Whether you agree with the decision or not, making Goldberg the Universal Champion was a bold move on WWE's behalf. They've hedged their bets on a 50-year-old man who is at least a decade removed from his prime, and he'll now headline WrestleMania 33 in a title match that's unlikely to reach five minutes.”
“There's more to this than meets the eye. Goldberg's championship victory isn't just a potential problem in itself, but the direct result of a number of issues currently plaguing WWE's New Era.”
“His comeback hasn't been without merit, but Goldberg's Universal Title win says a lot about the company's current situation - and it doesn't look good...”
I’m not gonna state all of em, just some em
1. WWE Have No Idea How To Build New Stars
6. The Universal Title Will Be Held Hostage
8. There’s No Faith In The Current Generation
“Goldberg’s victory is a slap in the face to every wrestler who has spent the past few years grinding through WWE’s grueling full-time schedule. It sends the message that loyalty and dedication have essentially become worthless, because no matter how well you do, there’s every chance a relic from a bygone era will come along and nab your spot.”
While I agree, he still pulls in numbers, and he’s still one of my favorite wrestlers.
WWE
“According to legendary pro wrestling insider Dave Meltzer here is what he claims is the confirmed card for Wrestlemania 33.”
– Andre the Giant Battle Royal
– Multi-person match from Smackdown Women’s Division involving Natalya, Alexa Bliss, Mickey James, and Becky Lynch
– 4 Way RAW Women’s Title Match
– Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
– American Alpha (c) vs. Usos for Smackdown Tag Titles
– John Cena/Nikki Bella vs. Miz/Maryse
– Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin for the Intercontinental Title
– Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
– Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens for the United States Title (Owens loses to Goldberg at FastLane)
– Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper for the WWE Title
– Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
– Bill Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Universal Title
“If this is the case it is head scratching in some places like the Styles vs. McMahon match and obvious like the Goldberg vs. Lesnar match being for the title. What seems to be troubling to a lot of fans is Reigns vs. Undertaker mainly because Roman hasn’t earned this honor in fans eyes. HHH vs. Seth Rollins could end up being Samoa Joe vs. Rollins, or in the worst case a rushed angle of HHH vs. Joe. A lot of things could change by then and this is Dave Meltzer’s report not WWE’s so take this is unconfirmed until WWE makes it official.”
And eventually, all of these matches turned out to be true, which was cool.
-Kevin Owens is a joke as the champ, always needing help from short, fat ass Jericho then coming on Raw talkin about how tough he is. Austin Rock and H never needed help. The Kevin Owens show is a joke too, his first guest Goldberg shows up and destroys the set and the show ending on him and Roman (who people hate) instead of him, basically getting kicked off his own show.
Attitude Era Champs >>> Fat Guys that need help champ era
-reasons why I hate kevin owens
hes fat
hes not built like a champ
he wears a t-shirt cause he knows this
he needs Jericho to help him win all his fights
he complains about every match he gets put in, saying its not fair
hes not funny on the mic, and neither is Jericho
(reaction to dude talkin about Floyds boxing skills)
all I heard was "well... he likes to run alot... and uh, thats pretty much it" and "he keeps lookin at the clock" he keeps lookin at the clock so he knows how long he has to run to make it to the end of the round cause he knows he's not strong enough to knock anybody out like Tyson did.
Failed interview
(backstage footage of wrestlers at Mania 33)
Again they only did this for survivor series 2016 and mania 33 cause Lesnar and Goldberg were there. No coincidence whatsoever, they know the current roster sucks. Nobody wanna see fat ass Owens runnin around.
(response to cm punk chants)
Fans are stupid though. They boo all the big guys like Batista, Roman and Goldberg, but cheer for Bryan, he main events WM 30 then gets injured, and retired. And they cheer Punks name after he repeatedly says he never wants to come back. And why the hell would you want him to come back especially after that podcast he did where he talked about how H hated him and what he went through with the staff infection.
Face it, wwe is in the shitter! The guys they wanna push can’t be pushed because of backlash and the guys they have to push, just can’t stop getting injured.
(response to video about skull island cast on how they'd handle kong)
1. samuel jackson would get eaten first (cause he's black)
2. the fat guy would get eaten next cause they have all that food on em
3. then kong would just grab the girl and take off
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-The World of Entertainment has changed so much:
you got non-fighters like cm punk in the ufc
you got people like the Kardashians getting their own show
you got part-timers in WWE
and you got non-actors like Lebron and Nicki in movies
you got people who release broken games making millions of dollars
-feb 18 I read this on dailymail, Lindsay Lohan has appealed her case against Rockstar about her face in the game and so did 2 other chicks. Linds I love you, but you need to give it a rest. The photo looks nothing like you, and even if it did, your case would fall under fair use since the game is basically a giant parody.
(response to dude who made top 5 video sayin his voice was scratchy cause he was sick)
funny how you say your voice sounds like that when your sick, but don't fool yourself, your voice sounds like that in every video you do. matter fact alotta these checklist-type videos i see like this are done with dudes with low-pitch, fast talking dorky voices that I can barely understand. And not just wrestling videos, i see the same thing with video game videos too.
Ya'll also say the word "guys" alot too.
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-Money is Evil, and when you let money control you:
you delay fights like Floyd
you kill performers like MJ
you turn into Don King and Michael Bay
you go for online bullshit over storymode DLC
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-another cool thing about saving pictures on a monthly basis (I average about 200 - 400 pics per month, Nov 2016 had like 300 pics) is that alotta this stuff is posted in this order cause I sort the pics before I start reading and posting them. For example all the WWE pics are in 1 spot and all the horror pics are in 1 spot, so I just read them one by one before I post em and their all in order for the most part and I don’t have to cut and past too much.
-My definition of a stupid fan: people who buy / support shitty horror, people who don’t want new MJ music, people who are okay when they are lied to and receive a downgraded game, and people who hate WWE part-timers.
they cheer Goldberg on his return and give him a 10 minute standing ovation but boo when he wins the title
they love MJ but don’t want any new songs or studio footage
they say graphics aren’t everything but moan about how pc is better and constantly compare ps4 pro to ps4 and zoom in to pick out the extra blade of grass
-used to be 25 days now I take em every 10 days
38 pages - Dec 23 still got 2 more updates after this before march lol
Sep 20, 459 files and 15 folders
-got 1,200 notes on my laptop along with 100’s more on my ipod so trust me, the June update will be just as big as the previous one if not bigger. I didn’t come up with all those notes in 1 month though, most of em are probably old but still. I’m always keeping my mind moving and that’s all that matters.
The End
The next update will be September 2017 and I’m already writing stuff down for that one. So far I got around 1800 notes (half of em are random shit like trailers and review) and stuff I’m putting in the update and the other half are random other things I’m putting in my other documents. E3 is this month (June) but I’m not really excited for it. It’s just gonna be more 4K bullshit talk, but I’ll definitely review it in the next update.
I mentioned this before, but so far (before shit gets delayed like always) this looks to be one of the biggest years for horror movies. Supposedly we have a Jason movie, a Chucky movie, a Leatherface movie, a Jeepers movie, and a Puppetmaster movie comin out. All we’re missing is Freddy but still, I can’t wait to see what happens and some of em look like they’d make good potential reviews.
Again I won’t be posting any of the reviews until I find a faster site cause Weebly is slow as fuck. The last time I tried to post something was about a year ago when I did Terminator Genesis and Batman vs Superman and it took me around 10 mins to post it, format it and post it but the fuckin thing froze for like 10 mins. When it finally did post, the colors weren’t there and the picture was messed up, and I’m not goin through that bullshit, I need a better and faster site, point blank.
I’ll also be bringing in my reviews for all the Wrestlemania’s from 1-15. I rented the anthology from the library and just binge watched each show from start to finish, so that’ll be cool to talk about. Hopefully I can do 16-19 as well cause I already saw most of the later ones.
My goal was to hit 50 pages. Some people might read this and be like “hey, 44 pages is long enough” but I’ll just go “well lucky you cause it should’ve been 50” I’m gonna save the notes I have now for the next update. I usually post these between the 25th and the 1st of the month so the notes I have now I’ll just use for the June update. I don’t feel like goin through 500 notes in 5 days, thank you very much.
I checked this on December 11th but the December 2016 update was posted on November 21 and it had 38 pages. So from Sep to Dec (3 months) I came up with 38 pages of random notes. I hit 36 pages on this one from Nov 21 to Dec 11th and I thought that was cool, and shows my mind is spinning faster and faster and I’m writing down more stuff.
I’m not doin anymore blogs or posting anymore movie reviews either. I keep saying I will but it just never happens, so I’m not gonna keep saying it. I’m doing new movie reviews literally like every other day and I have 100s of blogs I wanna do and more walkthroughs, but the site is so fuckin slow I just can’t do it anymore. Hopefully in the future I’ll find a better site but I doubt it. So from now on the only thing I’ll post are these updates, nothing more.
It’s weird though, when I’m not watching or reviewing movies I’m listening to music, and sometimes I’ll listen to that song from the Ghostbusters Soundtrack, Bobby Browns On Your Own. It’s tied to the movie in such a huge way cause the lyrics kinda mirror what the movie is about, that whole thing about society and standing up, things I didn’t realise when I was younger and didn’t realise, even when I did my review on it.
But everytime I listen to the song, I think about the movie and the story, and it inspires me to come up with more blogs. I think its safe to say though that I have one of the biggest movie sites on the planet, and I intend to keep it that way. And it’ll only get bigger once I find a new site to put all my improvements cause Weebly is too damn slow.
Alotta the movies I’m doing now aren’t even really that good, which is why I just watch like the first 20 minutes. They’re good enough to watch a little bit of, but their not good enough to finish. When it comes to finishing the movie, I look at it like this: if I only watch the first 20 minutes, people will be like “how can you judge the movie when you only saw the beginning” but if I fast forward to all the good parts, people will say “how can you judge a movie when all you did was go to the good parts” so I lose either way lol.
But the cool thing about watching only the first 20 minutes of the movie and just reviewing that is that I force myself to pay attention more. Watching the entire movie nowadays is kinda pointless, especially since I’m kinda scraping the barrel. Alotta the movies I’m watching now are just ok little indies, their not amazing ideas, and I can always finish it later anyway and edit the review. I think the last movie I finished was Carrie in April 2017 cause I really liked the story. Other than that I’m gonna continue what I been doin and stick to bein me.
But trust me, this isn’t me trying to promote the video or get you to subscribe to them or me or anything. It’s really just my instant reaction in order to avoid laziness later on.
ADR Editing Logos Old Footage etc
Before I get into this section, I think I’m gonna stop doing this thing with the logos, mainly the Apple logos. Some movies I see with laptops have the Apple logos covered, but most of em (80%) have the logo in clear sight so there’s really no point in bringing it up anymore. Personally I don’t really know why they do it, cause you could easily just cover it up and avoid paying them but that’s just me.
-going to pieces trailer has adr scream.
-Joe Pesci falls on his back in My Cousin Vinny the same way he does in Home Alone, so maybe it wasn’t a stunt double I don’t know.
-The Addams Family has old footage
-Unearthed movie has ADR scream
-Out of the Dark movie has apple logo
-Knock Knock movie has apple logo
-Blackout trailer has apple logo
-Sanctum movie has apple logo
-Hush movie has apple logo
-Green Inferno is edited fast
-Adore movie has apple logo
-Devils Pass has apple logo
-Twilight has apple logo
-If i stay has apple logo
Coincidence
-jan 25 I saw and reviewed Green Inferno, and in the movie a black guy gets killed (like always) but then right after, I saw Primeval and you see this black kid moping over some bones. It felt like a weird sequel even though the movies were chosen at random.
-feb 18 Stephen King announces Bad Robot on Hulu the same day I do Silver Bullet and Graveyard Shift on Hulu.
-feb 7 Mathew M gets cast in Harmony Korine the same day I do review for Interstellar.
-feb 4 I did review for Indecent Proposal, then I saw Hunchback and Horse Whisperer, same actors in 2 different movies (I was doing them in order of years, 1993, 1996 and 1998)
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(response to clip from alien covenant)
The black chick is still alive so I'm assuming this is the opening of the movie. Let her get a few beers in before she finally meets her demise like all racist horror-sci fi movies.
Checkout the Life (2017) trailer if you think I'm jokin.
(response to ign review of Life the movie)
:50 "proceeding to kill each of the members in spectacularly gory fashion"
yet the only death the trailer shows is the black guy
Hollywood at its finest
(extended clip from Life)
Oh yea, lets get an extended clip of the first scene where the black guy dies like that'll sell this movie to me...
Fuck this movie and Fuck the director!
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-dec 2 I read some reviews for Incarnate, alotta people said the theaters were empty lol.
-I made a list of the average ratings for horror movies from the 1900s till 2017. The horror movies from the 1940s all had 7.0s while the later movies all had 6s.
-The wolf-head cane from Storm of the Century was taken from The Wolfman, even though it isn’t used to control kids.
-Don’t Breathe got downgraded from Evil Dead. They went from 6 characters to 3.
-director went from San Andreas to Incarnate lol.
-Cloverfield to Cloverfield Lane lol.
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-I tracked the numbers for Resident Evil Final Chapter:
jan 25 - 1,400
jan 26 - 2,200
jan 27 - 2,500
jan 28 - 3,700
jan 29 - 5,030
jan 30 - 6,060
jan 31 - 6,800
feb 01 - 7,500
feb 02 - 8,100
feb 03 - 8,500
feb 05 - 8,800
feb 08 - 12,200
-feb 7 one blog I read, dude said it was sad that horror movies don’t come with bonus features anymore. Well what do you expect? Every horror movie now takes place in 1 room so there aren’t gonna be any major scenes anymore and there isn’t gonna be anything unique to say about it, especially if its based on a true story.
I think I mentioned this in the last update, I remember Don’t Breathe had a deleted scene where it was just a phone call scene. Deleted scenes used to be like entire scenes in a different room with maybe a different character and a different plot twist, but nope, this one was just a phone call, in the same house. Horror movies are getting lazier and lazier so what do you expect.
-feb 7 they said Warner Bros pushed Friday the 13th to 2018. I don’t even care anymore, to be honest. It’s obvious these idiots aren’t really that talented if its taking them this long to put together 1 fuckin movie. Meanwhile you got all this other found footage James Wan faggot shit being filmed and none of his movies get delayed, cause they all look like the same fuckin film don’t really take any effort to make.
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-feb 3 their making an entire movie called The Nun. An entire movie based on 1 character, just like Annabelle. King of horror my ass, why can’t this faggot be creative and come up with an entirely different idea in a different setting lol.
-feb 17 The Nun is getting a Friday the 13th release date, as if that makes the movie scarier. Bloodydisgusting says their trying to make The Conjuring a “massive universe” That must be 1 small ass universe though if every movie looks like its in the same fuckin house.
-feb 7 David Sandberg made an audio track for Lights Out since it wasn’t on the blu ray. I haven’t listened to it yet, but good for you dude. Go for it, cause we all know faggot boy James Wan didn’t want it on his blu ray since he’s so egotistical. Don’t let that fuck-boy stop you.
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-jan 30 I read this on some site, Gina Phillips didn’t wanna do Jeepers Creepers 2. I came up with my own little story into how they could’ve used her though. Darry is dead, so instead of the guy and his father coming back to kill the creeper, Gina comes back and helps them and alotta the scenes the old guy had were scenes she would’ve done, especially with the flashbacks. Its good that she (from what I read anyway) is in the new one though, so now we have the trilogy
On April 13 I read the movie just wrapped and was ready to be released. Hopefully it’ll come out around Halloween and hopefully it won’t get delayed over and over like every other movie.
-I hate tv shows, but I’ve heard alot about this show called Stranger Things. It came out in 2016 and on my imdb list of biggest horror movies from 2010 - 2017 its placed at #5 right behind walking dead, world war z, conjuring and cabin in the woods. To me that meant that it gained a huge fanbase pretty quickly to rise that high, only being released just last year.
-feb 6 Bloodydisgusting says Rings underperformed at box office which is why F13 got delayed, but that doesn’t even make any sense. Why the fuck would the flop of a shit movie have anything to do with another movie? They aren’t even related to each other. Paramount need to stop coming up with excuses as to why the Jason movie keeps getting delayed, their startin to sound like pansies right now. To me it just looked like they have a lack of talent, especially after those rumors about how it was once gonna be a found footage movie.
As shitty as that would’ve turned out, they were probably better off doing that cause it would’ve been easier (and lazier) But nope, the gotta make a regular movie, and these days regular horror movies are hard to come buy and apparently harder to make. Come the fuck on with the bullshit!
-feb 3 David Sandberg (director of Lights Out) says Annabelle 2 (later revealed as Annabelle Creation) is gonna be the “godfather” of creepy doll movies. How though, when the doll doesn’t even fuckin move? I love this guy though. He goes from internet sensation to James Wans sidekick. He can’t even get his own commentary on the blu ray for his own movie but now he’s making a sequel to a movie from a completely different director, what a laugh. Kiss your career goodbye homie.
-jan 31 I found out Milla Jovovich daughter was in Res Evil Final Chapter, along with the fact her husband is the director. They got the whole fuckin family in there… which makes me hate the movies even more. I later read in late May that James Wan is now making the next batch of Res Evil movies, ugh. Where the hell is Silent Hill?
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-feb 7 Usually comments on Bloodydisgusting get around 20-30 and your lucky if any article gets around 50. But the cancellation of F13 got about 150 so to me that says something… alotta people were pissed the movie got delayed and wanted to express it, and believe me they did.
-For some reason the horror movie Rest Stop was categorized as a romance. I couldn’t understand why but then I remembered there was some kissing in the first 5-6 minutes. I guess a 5 minute makeout scene was all they needed to officially call it romance.
-maybe F13 got delayed cause they didn’t wanna release it next to Leatherface and lose money, but if Leatherface gets delayed again how funny would that be? It’s like a game of chess at this point with each studio trying their best to avoid each other.
-jan 26 on imdb message boards, they said the reason Rings might fail is cause it was PG-13 lol.
-feb 10 the new Halloween movie is set for 2018. They gotta stay clear of all the found footage James Wan bullshit and also the Jason, Leatherface, Chucky and Jeepers movie. I gotta say though 2017-2018 is gonna be jam-packed with all the horror legends, everybody but Freddy.
-in alotta pre 80’s horror you don’t see alotta little kids. It’s mostly adults and teenagers. In the 50’s movies you don’t see kids at all, except in Frankenstein.
-black woman dies in Alien Covenant trailer and black guy dies in Life trailer, not surprised. Just proves that racism still exists in these kinda movies, which is why I won’t be seeing them.
-I heard Split got good reviews, but who gives a fuck. The movie looks lame.
-feb 3 Rings has a 7% score on rotten tomatoes but the rating for Rings on-demand is 89% lol. I wanna know how much the studio had to pay them to put that up there.
-they should create a new genre for gross movies like Saw (a franchise I have alotta respect for)
-Get Out movie looked weird as fuck when I first saw the trailer but I heard its getting good reviews.
-I read this in an interview, girl from Evil Dead and Don’t Breathe said she didn’t like horror but enjoyed working with the director, pretty cool. (I think I mentioned this in the previous update)
-cult of chucky sounds cool, and as long as they keep the same format as curse then it should be a good movie.
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Lets quickly run through some of the big horror movies that came out either this year or late last year:
-rings looks retarded
-bye bye man looks retarded
-resident evil final chapter looks retarded
-and split looks retarded
so far not impressed lol.
-I turned the tv on one day and it was on some random channel, and there was this scene where a guy got crushed in a dumpster. It instantly reminded me of the scene from Child’s Play 3 and the movie was called Earnest Scared Stupid which came out in 1991 the same year as the movie. So if they wanted to copy them, they had to do it pretty quick though I’m pretty sure those scripts were already written beforehand.
-jan 24 some article I read said that James Wan’s next 7 projects are guarantee he’ll stay #1 in the horror industry, I don’t see how though. Half are remakes, and the other half are sequels / prequels to his shit Conjuring universe, all of which look like the exact same fuckin movie (insidious, conjuring, Annabelle and nun)
In my opinion, a guy who’s being quoted as the “king of horror” should be interesting, original, and take chances. Not staying in 1 house, recycling the same story over and over and remaking shit, that to me takes 0 effort and puts him right up there with Michael Bay. I’d rather watch a shitty movie that was trying to be original than a good movie that just played it safe.
I later read he was making this movie called Smart House, which again proves my point, he only likes to stay in 1 area and play it safe cause he can’t do anything original.
-jan 24, horror game perception stars blind protagonist and takes place in an old house. Another shit game in 1 house, not impressed. They should make a game like cabin in the woods, a game with like 100 doors or a game in a giant city but god-forbid that would take too much effort, so lets just make a game in one dark little small ass room.
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-most indie horror is real horror, most mainstream horror is found footage possession bullshit. I’m really liking these 2 movies, The Monster (2016) and The Void (2016) and can’t wait to check them out.
-jan 24, the fly horror series is comin to blu ray and so is house. Respect to both but I’m not goin anywhere near em lol. I will say this, the 80’s horror is way scarier than the bullshit that comes out nowadays, even the cheap lookin ones.
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-some review I read for the rings, one dude said the movie was so shitty he only watched half and some other dude responded saying his opinion doesn’t count since he only watched half, well not really. If the first 20-30 minutes of the movie aren’t good, chances are the rest of the movie is pretty much fucked. You should watch a movie and notice it getting better and better, and be able to foresee that eventually you’ll get to a point where it’s watchable.
Best example, look at Jurassic Park. That movie has a very slow start, but the more and more you watch it, you can tell the tension is setting in and you can gradually see it getting better and better. I’m not saying every movie has to be like JP but point is, the first 20 minutes are supposed to set the tone, and if those 20 minutes aren’t really good then chances are the movie is a shit movie.
Trust me I’ve seen and reviewed 1000’s I should know. If the first 20 minutes are shit, I highly doubt the next hour is gonna all of a sudden turn into a fuckin Pixar movie.
-mar 24 Bloodydisgusting says Annabelle 2 is a prequel, what the fuck lol. They said Annabelle was a prequel to The Conjuring and now Annabelle 2 is a prequel to Annabelle, how gay and retarded. To me what this shows is James Wan has absolutely no creativity in his body what-so-ever.
Insidious, Conjuring, Annabelle and now the Nun. They all take place in 1 house, they all look exactly the same and their all prequels and sequels to each other. For the life of me, I will never understand what the purpose of this is. They keep calling it The Conjuring Universe, like how the fuck is this a “universe” when they all look like the same fuckin film!? When I hear “universe” I’m thinkin Stephen King and the various movies he’s made. Alotta his movies are very different, but some of em connect in very mysterious ways, and he has his own creative universe.
To me it just looks like he’s takin the easy way out. They all look like the same movie, which shows he can’t take creative chances and do anything different. And their all based on a true story, which again shows he’s afraid to come up with his own story. Now it makes perfect sense when he came out a couple years ago (can’t remember the exact year but it was like 2013-2014) when he came out and said he was done with horror and tried to stir up some bullshit hype within the industry and make people miss him.
But we (including myself) all knew he wasn’t goin nowhere. The real reason why he said that was to stir up some bullshit hype so when he eventually did come back (which happened like a year later, as I predicted) he could make that whole return thing like “I know you guys missed me so I’m back” like no dude, nobody missed your faggot ass!
But another reason why he said he was done with horror was I mean look at it. He already has like 4 movies in the pipeline: Insidious, Annabelle, Conjuring and now this bullshit Nun movie. He must’ve known that with all these bullshit movies, he wouldn’t have the time to go out and film all of em at once and get em out by Halloween, so he hired all these other writers to do it for him and when the movie is done he just slaps his name on it so he can get the credit without actually bein there, which is basically what happened with Lights Out.
It’s no different than a bully on a schoolyard who one day goes “you know what, I don’t wanna bully you guys anymore” and leaves the playground, but then gets his buddies to do all the work for him. It might not be him doing the bullying, but bullying is still going on whether he’s there or not so really what’s the fuckin difference? Oh James Wan, I don’t know what to do with you, I really don’t. Such a sad old Asian prick who thinks he’s a horror god when he couldn’t be further from the truth.
Then to top it all off the MPAA gives the movie an R rating “for terror and violence” rofl. I can’t even remember when someone died in these movies, cause they sure as hell don’t die like they do in the old school horror. It just shows the MPAA is full of a bunch of pansy bed-wetters. I don’t understand how people walking around with silly candles trying to talk to ghosts, constitutes as “terror and violence” but hey, whatever floats your boat.
MPAA = Mega Pussy Association of America!
-Jeepers Creepers took scenes / inspiration from Children of the Corn:
religious stuff on the radio
girl stays behind looking worried
the way the kid sits on the bed next to his mom, same angle by the window (reminds me of Childs Play)
-mar 7, horror movie Phoenix Forgotten looks lame as hell. The credits say its from the producers of The Martian and 300 and “the creative team behind the maze runner” lol. The maze runner was based on a book, so does that mean the movie was written by the author? I highly doubt they went from young adult novel to found footage shit story.
-feb 23 Bloodydisgusting says unbreakable 2 might happen and they were askin Samuel Jackson about it. Well of course they were, since he wants to put himself into every fuckin movie that comes out, basically making him a whore. Bruh get it through your head, nobody wanna see your faggot ass in every movie that comes out you’re not even that good of an actor.
I guess his agent is in the office right now just grabbin a bunch of scripts and signing his name on em not even reading em. And as for M Night I respect what he’s doing, cause it seems like he’s getting back on his feet cause his last couple movies did pretty well. He took the easy way out though lol. He did a bunch of big movies like After Earth that flopped, so then he made a shit movie The Visit in 1 house, then he made Split which looked more like an audition tape than a movie and looked like it was filmed in a school hallway.
Point is, people who downgrade and take the easy way out just to succeed, should not be praised, we see that with M Night and we also saw it with Resident Evil 7.
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-feb 20 Jeepers Creepers 3 started filming today, and hopefully it doesn’t get delayed like everything else: Leatherface, Jason, etc. I heard Trish is back and that’s cool, I loved her from the first movie.
-mar 3 new Blumhouse movie Stephanie sounds whack, they said its about a little girl with supernatural powers. It sounds just like Before I Wake and Carrie, how original lol.
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-feb 21 I can’t believe the Eric Heissener (however you spell his fuckin name) the dude who wrote the elm street remake and thing remake (both had shitty dialogue that sounded like it was written by an 8 year old, and shitty actresses) is now getting a writers guild award for Arrival. 2 shit movies then WHAM one big movie lol.
-feb 20 I think I read this on Bloodydisgusting I can’t remember, but they said some dude named Nick Ancosta wrote a script for Friday 13th and it was “really good” but it still didn’t get made. If it was really good… why the fuck didn’t it get made then? I understand why shitty scripts don’t get made, but why don’t scripts that are really good, get made?
I tell you, I could fill an entire classroom full of excuses why their takin so long to get this movie made, like hurry the fuck up. Or just admit that you’re lazy as fuck and are afraid of being destroyed. You can’t do any worse than the Elm Street remake, that movie was dog shit.
-mar 6 Bloodydisgusting, Stephen King says he really likes the new It movie. I’ll admit I’m not the biggest fan of It, but I like the story and everything. It’s not even just the clown, but it’s the story of society and how we view not only criminals but ourselves. The new It trailer was badass I’m not gonna lie, especially towards the end where he started screaming. It doesn’t come out till Sep 2017 but I’m actually thinkin about seeing this in theaters.
And really, that trailer, to me, is what every horror movie should look like. Just intense and flat-out badass, not a group of old people sittin around some fuckin table talkin to a candle. The only scene that made me cringe was the scene in the attic where their lookin at the films cause it instantly reminded me of Sinister, which again was mostly alotta sittin around. But other than that I’m pumped!
-feb 27 Bloodydisgusting says Vera Farmiga is in the new Godzilla 2. And now their calling it a sequel to Gareth Edwards version, which I honest to god didn’t know. I knew it was a sequel cause duh they have a 2 on the end, but I thought they were ditching the 1st movie cause we Godzilla fans (myself included) didn’t like his version. I thought 2 was gonna be a completely different story. He better look different though, and sound different. As long as they fix those 2 problems I’m in.
-feb 22 Bloodydisgusting says don’t worry, Annabelle 2 will be rated R for terror. Are they trying to make me laugh lol. I don’t understand how sittin around talkin to candles makes a movie R I mean, it ain’t like anybody gets killed in these movies and there’s no blood. And no I’m not saying you need to get killed or use blood to be scary, these movies are just annoyingly bad lol.
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-bride of chucky reminds me of Adams Family, especially the tub scene and the woman reminds me of Jennifer Tilly.
-black dude from Get Out movie has an english accent, I never would’ve guessed. Usually I can spot these things but I later saw it in an interview. He hid it pretty well hiding it.
-jan 31 Bloodydisgusting had the opening scene to Rings. Even this early on the characters were already talking about the tape, and they had no personality at all lol.
-feb 23 the unrated version of bye bye man is coming soon, who gives a fuck!
-took me awhile to realise this but The Descent box art is actually a pair of hands lol.
-I know the movie it follows got a pretty high rating across all boards, but it only has 2 stars on Netflix lol.
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-oh wow, a teaser trailer for a shit movie and a doll that doesn't even move, so much excitement! The it teaser has 1 million hits and this one only got 19,000 rofl. So much for James Wan being the king of horror huh.
(April 1 Annabelle trailer)
OMG THE NEW TRAILER, BUT GUESS WHAT, WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Atleast they made the doll come to life instead of sitting in that chair all day, ill give em that. Other than that this just looks like another shit movie. Everybody on Bloodydisgusting dumped all over it, and we all know why, these films suck!
And I love how they keep referring to this as "the conjuring universe" when every movie (conjuring, annabelle, and insidious) looks like the same fuckin movie and takes place in 1 house. That must be one small ass universe you got there buddy. King of horror my ass, Fuck this movie!
(response to Life trailer)
I love how every trailer they show has the scene where the black guy dies, like their trying to make a point or something. I'm also getting the feeling he's the only person that dies in this movie since we haven't seen any of the other deaths.
Black Lives Matter!
Before jumping into the regular movies, I actually do wanna see Rings at some point. Yes it looks like a shitty movie but visually it looks kinda badass, so we’ll see.
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-I haven’t posted it yet, but I already did my big review for Batman vs Superman. The only reason I haven’t posted it yet along with the 100’s of other reviews that I’ve done is cause I’m super busy, but mostly because the Weebly site is so fuckin slow I wouldn’t be able to, which is why I’m looking up new sites.
So anyway as I watched the movie, I just wrote down a bunch of random shit about it that I was later gonna include in the review. Sometimes I go back and read them so I can put them in but sometimes I don’t cause I either forget or just wanna get it over with (or I’m just overwhelmed) I’m pretty sure I included most of this stuff in the review, but I’m gonna jot it down here anyway cause their still in my notes and I know if I delete em I’m gonna end up regretting it later. I wrote these down on Dec 23 and I did the review on Dec 30 exactly a week later so hopefully I got most of it:
-the graffiti on the statue is cgi, noticed this in a heartbeat
-gonna call this vs since it sounds cooler
-jameson (from spiderman) and black guy only cares about headlines / blind to the real problems
-batman was busy chasing girl while superman was rescuing other girl
-indian dude says every religion believes in some type of messianic figure
-battleground sand area is a representation of war
-war is a big theme in these movies, same with Godzilla
-he tries to run over superman but gets knocked over lol
-batman and Godzilla both came out the water
-dude talks about not seeing the bomb when its right in front of him / metaphor for people who act like they don’t see something in order to save face
-batman says truth would send city into a panic
-reasons why I don’t watch the whole movie for short reviews
you can tell if its gonna be a good movie within the first 20 minutes, and most of em aren’t
alotta movies I watch are just okay, their not really that great
after doing 1000 movies, i don’t have the patience
I still haven’t counted all the movies I’ve done but eventually I will. I think I was at 800 last time I counted, which was like 2 years ago so I gotta be around 1000 by now.
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-the bullies in karate kid remind me of Malfoy in Harry Potter, same hair, same look.
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-I don’t watch many of the trailers anymore for the movies I choose to review. I used to hate myself for just choosing movies for a cool box art but at this point who cares. I’ve already done most of the ones I’ve wanted, now I’m just having fun.
Alotta the movies I’m doing right now are just okay, their not great. For every 10 shitty movies I do I’ll find 2-3 that I think are okay. But if I have to go through 10 shitty movies to find those 3 then it was worth it. And no I’m not doing every found footage movie I see cause that would kill my brain cells.
Most of the reviews I do are at night, and I found that doing this is way easier cause I don’t feel pressured as much, and I’m actually more willing to finish the movie (which is rare) For the past year or so I’ve only been watching like half the movie for these reviews, which in some ways isn’t really fair to the movie but for most of these movies I pretty much know the story going into it. And especially if the movies bad there’s no point in watching the whole thing anyway, especially if its close to 2 hours long.
-Similar Scenes: Meeting with smart odd-ball in the background:
Jaws
Jurassic Park
King Kong
-feb 8 I found out the imdb message boards were closing down. I used to go on them alot, then I took a break, then I started coming back again around early 2017 cause there were alotta shitty horror movies comin out and I wanted to see what people were saying. The cool (and funny) thing about the boards is you see people commenting on the movie before it comes out, but they have a pretty good idea of how shitty it is.
But again, on feb 8 I found out they were being closed, and I was disappointed. They didn’t give a clear reason why, but trust me I have my own theory on that. The reason the boards are getting closed is cause people are dumping on the movie before it even comes out, which gives the movie bad press and hurts the sales. Especially for ones that have those review embargos where you can’t review the movie before it comes out (mostly for horror)
Ubisoft does the same thing, and its fuckin bullshit. Why can’t these idiots just face the criticism head-on? It just shows the lack of confidence in their product, really. They did the same thing with The Division and a bunch of other games. They knew the game / movie was gonna get torn apart, so they withheld em. But what’s the point of withholding reviews in fear it’ll hurt sales, when you have people on imdb bashing the movie left and right anyway?
For example, Rings had 0 reviews before it came out (cause of the embargo) but had 100s of threads on imdb where people were bashing it, and I assumed the producers didn’t like that. They must’ve formed a union and held a meeting and was like “guys listen, the embargo is not working cause people are still shittin on the movie, we gotta stop this” Well I got news for you bruh, make a better movie and you won’t have to worry about that, point blank!
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-feb 6 some dude on imdb message board said a reviewer on The Sun gave Fifty Shades Darker 1 out of 5 stars rofl.
-Apr 9, read this on imdb, Anthony Hopkins says “Michael Bay is a genius”
What pipe was he smokin…
-I was about to do a review for Robocop (the new one not the original 3) but the stupid on-demand thing started to fuck up. Eventually I’ll see it though. It looks okay but that’s about it.
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-The Evil Dead Peter Pan and The Karate Kid came back after on-demand removed em. I lost like 90 movies after on-demand screwed me over but most of em came back. I later found out it was due to this thing called Streampix where they give you all these free movies for like a week.
That’s another reason why I only watch the first 20-30 minutes of the movie, cause all those movies are only there for a week and there’s no way in hell I’d be able to finish em all before they expire.
-a majority of the reviews I read compared Shut in to The Boy but said The Boy was better (I have yet to see the movie so I’ll take their word for it)
EDIT I finally saw The Boy and it was cool, still haven’t seen Shut in yet.
(avatar delays)
We all hate delays, but you gotta realise this isn't just 1 sequel its 4. Though I do find it funny how the movies get delayed like a week after Ubisoft said they were making the game version. My guess is the game will get delayed too, look what happened to Friday the 13th and the coincidental timing of that one, their obviously trying to release them together.
Music
-nov 27 I saw interview with Prince Jackson, boring as hell, looked nothing like MJ. The kids aren’t even doing anything with their lives besides postin shit online. I know in the Oprah interview Prince said he wanted to be a producer, well why aren’t you doin that dude?
-To refrain from beating a dead horse I’m not gonna be talking about MJ’s unreleased music or Sony anymore, atleast until we get an official announcement. You already know how I feel about his music and how badly I wanna hear it, so to know that 7 years into this shit deal we barely got anything new is kinda disappointing. I’m just over it.
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-dec 15 Americas Next Model episode, dude interviews girl, dude chooses girl and asks her to chose another girl. She don’t even know what the other girl said lol.
-scared straight episode, dude has longer beard in interview, must be a different day.
-forensic files episode description “he flaunted his wealth and cared little about personal security”
sounds like a Kardashian lol.
-Americas Next Top Model, Kyle wins the challenge but is like the 5th girl picked. Usually the winner is first.
-Broken Skull, 90% of dudes who win the drag race are on the right side. Blame it on the sun lol.
-Broken Skull, it seems they choose guys not based on their weight, but on their build.
-Broken Skull All Stars challenge was cool, making them run both sides.
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-Broken Skull, I wonder how they reset the jeeps. The contestants ran over when the jeeps were still parked. I assume they got guys nearby who run up and drive em. After the first round, the jeeps were at one end of the battleground. The next contestants ran over when the cars were still parked. My assumption is that dudes are hired to run up and re-park the cars, but I don’t know why they don’t do that before they run over.
-dec 3 Their making a big deal about the Ascendant tv show, and most of the cast say they’d rather make another movie. Ya’ll looked bored as hell in Allegiant so why the fuck you tryna make another movie? Its obvious ya’ll was burnt out. I loved Divergent but damn, what a letdown.
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-This was a Forensic Files description “he flaunted his wealth and cared little about personal security” sounds exactly like a Kardashian lol.
-Americas Next Top Model, Kyle wins the challenge but she’s the 5th one to be called during the ending ceremony. Usually the winner is the first one called.
-Next Top Model ending is usually filled with commercial breaks to build tension, but the newest season has none.
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-my boy Lorne Lanning speaks alot about this, how indie gaming is taking over with games like Minecraft and such. But then I thought about it one day, and I don’t think it’ll grow that much, and here’s why. Look at the horror genre. On average, the 90’s had 100’s of indie movies and in the 2010’s we have 1000’s. But their all considered indie cause most of em don’t have more than 10,000 votes. It’ll grow to a point but then it’ll stop.
Every now and then we’ll get a Goodnight Mommy or an It Follows, but it won’t be every year, which proves that indies aren’t really growing into the mainstream. The numbers are growing, but their still staying indie. It’s the same thing with wrestling. We have more indie wrestlers out there then ever before but that doesn’t mean any of em are becoming WWE champion and if they are, they keep getting injured and dropping the title (look at Daniel Bryan, Finn Baylor, Seth Rollins, etc)
-dec 10 Pewdiepie said he was gonna delete his channel, so I was happy but felt that he was just using this as a ploy to keep his name out there. A couple days later on Gamespot I found it he was only deleting his 2nd channel, not the new one, I figured that much. He just wanted to stir some controversy and get his name out there.
He did the same thing Channing Tatum did (saying he was done with acting) James Wan (saying he was done with horror) and Michael Bay (saying he was done with Transformers) but they all came back, cause their all gay. Only self-centered people do that shit just to keep their name in the news. I call it the Kardashian-syndrome.
Bro, get it through your head, nobody likes you. You got millions of subscribers (mostly kids) but when your name is brought up on gaming sites, nobody knows who you are, and the people who do know you don’t wanna say anything positive about you. You’re like Justin Bieber: you have alotta fans but alotta them are either little girls or brain-dead kids, so fuck outta here wit this bullshit. You had a show called Scare Pew-die-pie with a rating of 3.3 so it obviously was a flop.
You’re like the white version of Marlon Wayans. You don’t have any jokes, so all you do is cry and scream like a little girl. Faggot ass.
-nov 26 this article on Gamespot said Division players have returned but everybody in the comments said it was bullshit cause alotta their friends still haven’t come back, so the article was a lie. But I mean, what do you expect? When a game makes $400 million in 1 day, you can lie all you want. They already lied about the graphics, which was the only thing going for this game before it was downgraded to PS2 level visuals and smothered in snow lol.
After Assassins Creed Unity people said they would never buy another Ubisoft game, well that was a lie, and Ubisoft knows it, and they got $400 million to prove it. They release a broken game, people complain, then they release another broken game, people still complain, but it smashes records, so really who gives a shit? They know they can lie and get your money anyway, so why stop?
Then on Dec 1 they had another article where Ubisoft went “it was a communication error, their trending back to a positive direction” lol. Nice cover-up dude, but you and your game still suck.
-dec 28 the director of Resident Evil 7 says “first person mode makes the game immersive” and he’s right, but that’s not the only reason they did this. I can’t say too much about Resident Evil as I haven’t played alotta the games (I’m a silent hill guy) but I did hear that RE4 5 and 6 weren’t well received. So with the 7th game they took the easy way out (like M Night with The Visit) and instead of having different levels, the entire game looks like 1 fuckin level in an old house, and now all of a sudden their back on track, fuck outta here.
They did the same thing with M Night, how movies like Last Airbender and After Earth weren’t good, then he makes The Visit (another movie in 1 house) and now he’s the king again, fuck outta here. How the fuck are you praising someone or something when they scale it back and played it safe? You wanna impress someone you gotta take risks!
And then you have all these articles talkin about how RE7 looks so photorealistic. Well no fuckin shit, the entire game looks like 1 fuckin level, of course its gonna look good cause their only focusing on 1 section not 20 different screens. I swear the people who write these articles are so fuckin dumb. Reading them you get the feeling they just discovered video games like the day before.
Simply put, they didn’t make it first person mode cause they thought it’d be scarier. They made it first person cause it was easier, it looks like a found footage movie, and its basically what every other horror movie is doin right now. They tried to do the same thing with Silent Hill and that failed, but somehow they were able to pull-off the exact same thing with RE7 so I don’t see what the difference was. No more third-person outside games that actually take effort, just first-person inside unscary paranormal shit.
RIP Horror
-dec 24 Michael Patcher has more predictions:
people will invest in PS4 pro cause its better
sony and death stranding is safe bet cause of previous success
and Red Dead 2 will be a success and an announcement will come later
I swear, ladies and gentlemen, we got a fuckin genius on our hands…
-This one article on Xbox Scorpio, quoting Phil Spencer he said “We think of it without console gens” referring to backwards compatibility. I think I mentioned this alot in the previous updates, but I’ll say it again. The backwards compatibility thing was obvious. Its already taking like 3 years to release 1 game, so how the fuck are you gonna put out a console every 3 years? Well, the only way to solve that is make it backwards compatible so no matter which console they put it on it’ll work. Then of course you get the stupid comparisons where they zoom in and do all that nit-picking bullshit.
-some dude on the division forums wanted compensation for buying the game and sticking with it as long as he did even though it had bugs, what a dumbass. You don’t get compensation for buying a game and continuing to play it even though you knew it was broke. You don’t get rewarded for kissin ass either.
This also goes towards that one person who tried to sue the Estate for buying the Michael album, feeling the songs were fake. If you heard Breaking News and thought it was fake, you should’ve stayed clear from buying that shit album. And the fact that you bought it anyway doesn’t warrant no fuckin lawsuit, it just makes you a dumbass.
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-dec 31 they did a comparison for some game called Automata and had to zoom in so you could see the smoother edges. How impressive, it still looks like a fuckin PS2 game. But one dude said if you have to zoom in that far just to see the difference then it isn’t worth it, and I agree.
-Death Stranding game looks cool, but hopefully it’ll look exactly like that and it won’t get downgraded. If it does, I won’t even pay attention to it. It’ll just be another boring war game.
-dec 5 Michael Patcher says Red Dead is “not coming to Nintendo Switch” no fuckin shit. Then he says the game is “gonna get a high score” what a fuckin genius.
-dec 31 some dude made an article / list talking about like 10 things he found impressive about the Scorpio (I forgot the damn title but who cares) but I wanted to point out 2 of his points, that kinda contradict each other:
#3 could be the last console Microsoft ever release
#10 if you think this is their last console you’d be wrong
So which one is it moron? Its like he just randomly made an article and didn’t even check to see if it made sense, just wanted hits on his site.
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-dec 6 Last Guardian finally came out, and I’m proud of em, really. I used to play Ico alot, it kinda reminded me of Oddworld cause you need alotta patience for it. I never beat it though. I played Shadow of the Colossus as well, never beat that either but I heard they pushed the PS2 to its limits.
-people say graphics aren’t important but say Nintendo Switch will fail cause it isn’t powerful enough, what a two-faced attitude. I actually want NS to fail though. I never hated Nintendo, but now I do since everyday there’s a new article on their 1 only fuckin game, Zelda. It was cool at first, now it just looks like spam, so they need to disappear.
I think at this point, graphics don’t really matter cause we’re hitting law of accelerating returns where the gains we see don’t warrant a new console. But at the same time we’re getting close and closer to photorealism so the fact that Nintendo is still stuck in their cartoon-ish ways is kinda sad, but that’s neither here nor there. People say graphics don’t matter but still put together these comparison videos where they zoom in and try to spot that extra blade of grass so, trust me it still matters.
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-dec 29 they confirm Res 7 is 1080p 60fps. And all I gotta say, is so fuckin what! Wow a pitch black dark game with 1 fuckin level in an old ass house is in 1080p, not impressed. You wanna impress me, show me a beautiful landscape / city in 1080p with shiny cars, then we’ll talk.
-dec 16 people on Division forums seem excited about the game getting an HDR update. Oh yea so excited, I can’t wait to see the game light up even though 80% of the game is drowned in snow. I wonder how colorful the world will be.
-you get chased by cops in literally every driver mission. I guess the reason behind that is to make the game more exciting since you can’t shoot anybody. I love Driver lol.
-dec 19 I saw early build footage for Until Dawn. The early build version looks like a fuckin ps2 game and the ps4 version looks like a ps3 game lol. Not impressed.
-dec 7 their still releasing patches for the last of us remastered. I don’t see how, when the game was already remastered twice. Is it still not done?
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-dec 15 I read some rumor that said Nintendo Switch was gonna have 1 teraflop of power. Even if this was true, what the fuck would they do with it when all their games are cartoons? Unless the game looks like a fuckin Pixar movie, nobody is really gonna care. I later read that Switch was gonna support Unreal engine but again, who cares.
-Nov 29 Take-Two are excited for Nintendo Switch, but ya’ll don’t even make games for em. Other devs like EA, Activision and Ubisoft have said the same thing, and their all in someway hated by the gaming community, how ironic. I don’t hear Naughty Dog or Rockstar Games praising the Switch… I wonder why.
I know Rockstar and Take Two are really the same company, but to me they really aren’t. It’s not Take Two’s Grand Theft Auto its Rockstars, so sit the fuck down! I don’t give a fuck about no parent company or no shareholder bullshit / people who aren’t involved in the game actin like they own it. Fuck outta here. If you didn’t build it or write it, it ain’t your game!
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-Dec 11 people on Gamespot were pissed when they found out Mario needed constant internet connection lol.
-Dec 19 some game called Nioh is being released on PS4 Pro in 4k. It doesn’t matter though cause I saw the game and it has PS2 visuals.
-frame-rate videos from Last Guardian are funny as hell, still looks like a PS3 game (with all due respect)
-Dec 11 I read this on Playstation Lifestyle, For Honor might need constant internet connection, then later on Dec 13 it was confirmed and people were pissed lol.
-I think Manhunt was inspired by Syphon Filter. The levels look the same, the rescuing missions, the stealth, etc.
-In Syphon Filter 3 Gabe says “come with me if you want to live” same line from Terminator 2.
-Assassins Creed movie budget is $120 million, but how, it looks like some old war movie.
-dec 23 I saw footage of Division ps4 vs pro, looks exactly the same lol.
-dec 14 Naughty Dog had a behind the scenes video on the games audio, who fuckin cares.
-mass effect andromeda looks exactly like Destiny, not impressed.
-jan 30 apparently the Resident Evil movie franchise has hit 1 billion. Who the hell cares, most of em suck and it took you 5 movies to do it. Making a billion don’t mean shit, look at Michael Bay for fucks sake and how many people hate him.
-These PS4 pro patches, I call em the OCD patch cause you need OCD and a $4000 tv to spot the difference. They keep sayin “graphics aren’t important” but they’re the same people who are always trying to convince you to switch to PC, fuck outta here wit that fake shit.
-jan 30 some idiot on youtube posted a video thinkin it was GTA 6. What a stupid fuck. Then 1 guy in the comments says Rockstar “would lose millions” by not making GTA 6. Dude they made 1 billion in 3 days, they can lose a couple million here and there.
-I can care less about Scorpio at this point, and no this isn’t some fanboy rant. Besides Quantum Break I can’t think of 1 game I’d want. I don’t care for resolution at all, I can stick with 720p.
-it took me a long time to realise this, but the early driver games have the square map. It was always a circular map for these open world games but I guess Driver started it all in that area.
-jan 31 Tony Hawk says he’s teaming with a new company on the next Tony Hawk game, I can’t wait. There’s also a documentary coming out soon called I Am Superman.
-mar 17 I read this on gamespot, their making a Tony Hawk documentary called i am superman. It sounds pretty cool and I can’t wait. I remember playing the first game with my uncle back when it came out and I still own every game after that and beat most of em.
-feb 4 I read this on Gamespot, some idiot on twitter asked Kojima if Death Stranding was gonna be a PS5 game. The PS5 isn’t even out yet, how fuckin dumb are you?
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-feb 15 one article I read said “the lack of native 4k is noticeable to the casual viewer” uh no it isn’t lol. Then he says it “depends on the quality and size of tv” well, the casual viewer doesn’t have a fuckin 40 inch plasma monitor, so how the fuck would it be noticeable? I swear, the people who write these articles need to be punched.
-jan 29 I read about this on some site, some dude said the reason why EA isn’t doing Fight Night boxing games anymore is cause boxing just isn’t as popular anymore. And now that I think of it, I guess their right. I guess Floyd Mayweather didn’t heighten the sport much. Boxing is whack now, but I wouldn’t mind a new game. I still picture that E3 2005 trailer in my head and how good that looked, but I guess we’ll never see that again.
-jan 26 I read this on Gamespot, Phil Spencer said for the Scorpio, some games will be native 4k and some won’t. Not that I care either way, but what happened to all that bullshit sayin Scorpio was “a true next-gen machine” and bashing PS4 every fuckin day? If some will be native 4k but some won’t then that’s basically matched up with the Pro, so we’re back to having 2 consoles that are evenly matched where some will hit 4k and some won’t.
So why the FUCK are you bashing PS4 every fuckin week? Sit the fuck down lol.
-jan 31 Resident Evil 7 dlc has come out, some bedroom scenario and a scene where you have to figure out how to escape a locked room, how fuckin lame. This shit could’ve easily been added to the original game since the whole game looks like 1 fuckin level. They act like adding an extra room would’ve taken too much effort.
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-jan 27 The developer of some indie game Ori and the Blind Forest (never heard of it till now) is trashing PS4 saying Project Scorpio is a true next-gen machine. How the fuck would you know what next-gen is when all your games are flat PS2 level visuals? Sit the fuck down!
-jan 28 Digital Foundry did a comparison for Resident Evil 7 on PS4 and Pro. The Pro actually makes it look worse in some areas lol.
-feb 11 I saw PS4 Pro version of Fallout 4 and it had slightly more grass, big fuckin deal.
-feb 8 We finally get footage of this Get Even game. It was first revealed around E3 2015 and I read somewhere it was gonna be this huge photorealistic game, but the gameplay was boring. Its just a regular first person shooter with PS2 graphics lol.
-the evil within trailer was pretty creepy, but I can’t even remember if this was a game or a movie.
(fyi most of the below dates say jan 24 though I’m unsure if their actually correct)
-jan 24, resident evil 7 pre-orders come with diapers in Belgium. This is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever heard, and the game isn’t even scary lol.
-jan 24 cloverfield lane director dan tractenburg now says he wants to come out and make video games at one point. Of course you do, especially after finding out most horror games only take place in 1 spot, now everyone is on board the lazy train.
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-jan 24 resident evil 7 trophy list there’s actually a trophy for closing a door lol. You can’t really blame them though I mean, when there’s a lack of creativity and you don’t wanna build a game with actual levels and just want a game in 1 house, this is what you get, a lazy game with lazy, easy to get trophies.
-jan 24 I’m reading the Eurogamer comments and it seems alotta people were mad the Nintendo joystick doesn’t charge the controllers. This also goes along with that one article that says the console didn’t really come with alotta accessories so you had to go out and buy that stuff like extra chargers and cords and shit. This is more than likely because Nintendo wanna keep the price of the console down but still make money in those other areas that they KNOW your gonna want anyway. It’s basically a trick to get more money, even though ultimately you’ll end up spending the same amount of money eventually.
For example they know they won’t sell that many units if the console is $500. But if they sell you a $400 console excluding the accessories you know you’ll need anyway (which’ll add up to the $500 after you buy em all) they still make that money back either way, just separately. It’s like a cheap trick.
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-jan 24 the resident evil 7 gun looks realistic but the hands look cartoonish lol.
-You can play as Adriana Grande in final fantasy game, what the fuck lol.
-jan 24 resident evil 7 isn’t coming to switch, and really, who fuckin cares lol.
-jan 24, last of us part II was announced and sounds okay. It’s gonna take alotta years before it comes out but whatever. Naughty Dog is still tryna keep their names in the news by remastering stuff and putting out useless patches.
(again I know all these dates say Jan 24, but this is what they all say on my ipod so, I must’ve edited them and the date got refreshed I don’t know)
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-feb 28 I read this on gamespot, ubisoft is making an avatar game, calling it “cutting edge” and saying it’ll run the new snowdrop engine, the engine used in Division that was supposed to give use photorealistic graphics and destruction. News flash Ubisoft, your snowdrop engine sucks and doesn’t look any different than what they have in gta 5 where you can smash windows and flatten tires. Your engine sucks, and so does your game. The new Tomb Raider looks better than Division lol.
-feb 25 some dude did a 20 minute analysis for horizon zero dawn and said the game was 30 fps but 60 fps when the game was paused and you were looking at the menu. Of course the fps was gonna increase after you pause it, there ain’t anything moving on the fuckin screen, like how dumb are you lol.
-feb 26 some video was posted on gamespot, dude says major franchises faded, their more action games with horror esthetics. I don’t know exactly what he means but I can sorta see what he’s getting at, and I agree, and I’ve said this time and time again just in different ways. There’s more games out like Destiny and adventure-type games than there are first and third-person shooters. He also says “Triple A horror has faded” and I agree with that too, since 80% if not all horror games that come out look exactly like the same fuckin game, taking place in 1 spot.
It’s exactly why I’m not really impressed by any of it.
-mar 17 some interview was posted with this guy named Jamie Fisher, a dev for some game called Surf World. But he was asked about game graphics and he said that photorealism is “inevitable” And its not that I don’t agree, I simply just don’t care what he thinks lol. You want credibility, ask someone from Naughty Dog or Guerrilla Games about photorealism. Don’t ask some indie dude, their opinion don’t mean jack shit. And it ain’t like we’re getting photorealistic games from them if their making indie games anyway.
-feb 26 I read this on gamespot, they were talkin about the new Uncharted movie and said the movie won’t have the original writers, and everybody in the comments went ape-shit saying the movie was gonna fail lol. I don’t care either way but, it just shows a form of disrespect in a way for some random producer to take the product like that. I read this on wiki sometime last year, but the director of the first Silent Hill movie wrote a letter to Konami talkin about how passionate he was about the series and how much he wanted to do the movie, and they gave him the green light.
You don’t see that kinda passion these days for video game movies, which is why most of em suck! All they do is look at the game and go “oh shit this made alotta money” and try to turn it into a movie.
-mar 13 eurogamer says making a new switch game is more expensive than a ps4 game and said that the cartridges they use are pricier than blu ray. I honestly didn’t even know that cause I just see cartridges as cheap plastic.
I just saw this today (apr 28) a video with my boy Lorne Lanning, creator of Oddworld. He’s being interviewed by Greg (dude who used to work for ign) and his dork friends, and their talkin about cartridges. Lorne says the reason their doing cartridges is to “control manufacturing” and they “don’t have to worry about piracy” which makes sense cause their trying to make as much money as they can, legally so they can stay in the competition.
Very interesting nonetheless
-mar 5 I read this on playstation lifestyle, one of the resident evil 7 devs said that working on the game “felt like working on two different games” and I just couldn’t help but laugh. The entire game looks like 1 fuckin big level, so how the fuck would it feel like 2 games?!
I just typed resident evil 7 into google images and all I see are doors, hallways, doors, hallways, a fence and a gate. So if building those 4 objects (and basically hitting the duplicate button, copying and pasting) was so fuckin hard that if felt like building 2 games then goddamn, you must be a shit programmer (or a lazy one)
I don’t even make games and I could picture myself doing that for 10 hours a day, copying and pasting random doors and building a house. It wouldn’t be hard at all, but it would get boring and tedious at some points.
-mar 10 I also read this on playstation lifestyle, dev for horizon zero dawn said the game didn’t use ps4 pro to its fullest cause they started late. I always thought it took a few years for them to hit the peak of the console but I guess not, they tryin to hit the peak with the first game, which is perfectly fine. But at the same time, they said the same thing about Shadow Fall, how they only used 3GB’s instead of 6 cause Sony said it only had 4 GB’s before E3.
Regardless though I don’t think it would’ve mattered. I know I’m in the minority but I’m not really into boring forests and mountains, I just want a giant city with tall buildings. And unfortunately we’re gonna hear more and more about devs not maxing out the consoles especially if they keep putting a new one out every 3 years. 3 years is a long time, but its taking them 3 years to make 1 game, so their never really gonna hit the max of anything cause once the game is out, another console is comin out too, we saw that with Tomb Raider.
-mar 12 No mans sky got a ps4 pro patch which to me was retarded as hell. Whether its 1080p 4K or even 8K its still gonna look like a fuckin ps2 game. And this isn’t me dissin indies, I love indies, but quit trying to make it seem more than what it is. Indie games are good for what they are, they don’t need 4K patches lol. You can’t put lipstick on a pig.
-feb 26 shenmue 1 and 2 are getting remastered later this year (don’t know when and don’t care) Let’s just add this game to the long list of games with ps2 graphics getting 4K patches that ultimately won’t do anything to improve the game and even if you had a 4K tv you’d need to sit 2 feet in front of the tv to spot the difference.
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-feb 22 playstation lifestyle asked if people pre-ordered the switch, and everybody in the comments either said “no” or they canceled theirs lol. Now I know the console still sold pretty well, this was just funny to read.
-feb 20 I saw footage of horizon zero dawn on ps4 and ps4 pro. The draw distance is slightly better but that’s about it.
-mar 5 finally saw footage of division running on ps4 pro 4K. The draw distance has improved but that’s about it. “Never before has a video game reached this level of detail” are you talkin about the detail in the snow? Gimme a break already.
-they realise photorealism is still 10-20 years away so all they can do is talk about this 4K bullshit.
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(response to Avatar announcement trailer)
Oh what Bullshit, it doesn't matter what engine you guys use, your games don't even look that good. You hyped up the same snowdrop engine for The Division but what we got was a downgraded snow-covered flat PS2 game. Quit tryna act like you guys are so talented, your not. And don't listen to James Cameron, he said the exact same thing about Terminator Genesis and look where that went!
(response to video of Phil Spencer saying Scorpio is a clear difference)
The difference isn't really that clear though, which is why every new game trailer says "make sure you’re watching this on a 4k monitor" If the difference was so "clear" you wouldn't need a 4k monitor, dumbass. It's for people who wanna zoom in and notice that extra piece of grass on a tree and go "Hey I got my moneys worth"
-the thing about old games coming to PS4 and I’m always saying I’m not impressed. It’s really developers just trying to survive. It also goes along with so many games being remastered. Trust me I get it, their just trying to survive, I got no problem with that. But what I do have a problem with is people who exaggerate and make it more than what it is. Dude, its an indie game, and that’s all it ever will me.
(response to video about oddworld being delayed to 2018)
I watched the video and didn’t even hear him mention the delay, it was probably because the first 10 minutes of the interview was annoying as hell. But yea I totally agree, the delay just means more time to tweak and polish the game till its at its best it possibly can be. I know Lorne is a very story-driven guy and doesn't wanna sacrifice anything.
If you know him and know what Oddworld brings to the table, you shouldn't be worried at all.
-may 5 it was announced Project Scorpio would have fps display… a fps display on the front of the actual console... are you fuckin serious??? the only reason people are so butt-hurt about fps is their realizing the fact that its still gonna take another 20 years before we hit photorealism, so they gotta obsess over pointless numbers and this 4K bullshit which the average person playing can't even spot unless their 2 feet from the screen.
They said this was a prototype model but if the Scorpio actually comes out looking like that I’m gonna flip the fuck out. I’m also not gonna know whether to get angry or laugh.
-april 15 the new star wars battlefront II trailer came out, and with all due respect to star wars, the game looks exactly like the last game, covered in snow in boring forests. I thought they said the new game would cover the 2nd set of movies from 1999 to 2005 but I guess not. And of course, they promote the multiplayer bullshit.
not impressed at all by this game or what I’ve heard from it.
I mention this below but E3 is in a couple weeks. I’m sort of excited but not really, cause I know its just gonna be more 4K bullshit talk. Some are predicting Sony might announce PS5 either this E3 (which I doubt) or next, but I hope they don’t. The console business would just turn into this retarded back and forth thing of “Oh you think yours is more powerful, well here’s mine” and then Sony sees it and goes “Oh yea, well we’re gonna release a new one” and every other year we’re gettin a new console, which is sorta what’s happening right now.
I do NOT want that, honestly. Ultimately we as gamers don’t have any control over what these companies do, all we can do is sit back and vote with our wallets. As smart as I think I am, I never could’ve predicted we’d be where we’re at right now. It honestly feels like the business is run by a bunch of 8 year olds at this point, really. Like “hey guys look at me, we have the most powerful console out there, but you still gotta zoom in to spot the difference, and a 4K tv” like shut the fuck up, we see right through you.
My prediction for the PS5 is probably between 2019-2020. Any earlier than that (later this year or next) would just look silly to me and would again just prove we’re just going back and forth with consoles like fuckin children, with minimal differences between the games which ultimately won’t warrant the price their selling it at. At this point I really don’t care honestly. No matter how powerful these consoles become, we still don’t have many games that take place in a city or any regular third person shooters.
I’m just not impressed by any of it, and putting out a more and more powerful console isn’t gonna fix that. The industry is still mostly dominated by indie games, and most games are still drowned in snow, and a newer console is just gonna bring more useless comparison videos and FPS bullshit talk, and I’m sick of it. Photorealism is still about 20 years away so they gotta focus on this other useless shit.
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(response to video that said WWE was gonna go outta business by 2019)
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Yes, because the roster on both Raw and Smackdown (to put it simply) sucks ass, which is why they keep bringing back these part-timers cause the guys that are there just aren't entertaining enough (especially fat ass Owens and stupid Cena) and can’t be built up as main event stars.
No, because as shitty as the roster is, it seems the Wrestlemania tickets are getting higher and higher each year. People said WM 32 was one of the worst Manias, but according to the numbers it was actually one of the biggest.
It's anybodies guess really...
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WWE fans are just stupid, they cheer all the short fat ppl like Owens and Punk but boo all the big guys like Goldberg and Roman, but rly who cares, cause none of those short fat wrestlers are main eventing WM anytime soon. They cheered when Goldberg said he was challenging Owens for the title then booed him after he won it, what a group of retards lol.
John Cena on the other hand, I could give a rats ass about him. He needs to drop the "never give up" character, its cheesy as hell. And quit smiling as your getting booed, it just makes you look delusional and retarded.
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lol at people who thought Owens was gonna beat Goldberg and main event wm, how delusional and sad. Longest reigning Universal champ don't mean shit till you go against Goldberg, and you failed, get over it, nobody wanna see your fat ass in the main event.
If cm punk can't main event wm what makes you think this fat fuck was gonna do it? And hypothetically if cm punk returned, they would've had Goldberg beat him in 22 seconds too and he probably would've quit again, so really what difference does it make?
Goldberg for life!
-I saw this one compilation video of Floyd and Connor trash talkin each other. Floyd said don’t compare him to Connor, says he’s an “elephant” Yea you’re an elephant alright, which is why you gotta have a 7 foot bodyguard with you everywhere you go. Then he posts a video of Connor tapping out, as if that means something. Connor hasn’t even lost that many fights, and why do you care, it ain’t like you man enough to step in the cage, which is why this is a boring ass boxing match.
Then of course, after all this waiting and Floyd acting like Connor wasn’t in his league, he signs the fight, then spends the next week constantly goin “Connor needs to hurry up with the paperwork” when he acted like he didn’t wanna fight, like shut the fuck up. Actually as of mid-May 2017 Connor signed his part, but is still waiting for Floyd. Hurry the fuck up faggot I thought you were the baddest boxer out there!
Then you got all these other organizations trying to get in on the fight like fat ass Dana White, they need to shut up too. You’re a promoter, you don’t own shit! I read somewhere UFC wants 80% of Connors purse, what the fuck lol. I honestly don’t know who’s gonna win this fight, nor do I care as I do not watch either sport. The likely-hood though is that Floyd will win cause of his record, but I really don’t care. He’s still a short, bald-headed arrogant prick to me. He acts like he’s so tough but hides behind a 7 foot bodyguard and is still post-poning the fight, fuck outta here faggot. He act like he got girls jumpin on him.
The most interesting part of this fight will happen within the first 3 rounds. If nothing amazing happens within the first 3-5 rounds then that’s it. Someone has to get knocked out, the decision thing is dumb as fuck. The only way your gonna be seen as the greatest fighter is if you knock the other guy out, cause if someone was fighting you on the street it’s a fight to the death, there are no rounds. What they should do is fight till round 10, then in round 10 you just fight with no time limit till the other guy is down.
Only then (atleast in my eyes) will you be seen as the baddest boxer around. You can’t dance around every fight, make it to round 10 and call yourself the baddest boxer, it don’t work that way faggot. And if dancing around the ring and making it to round 10 and scoring a couple more hits then your opponent (thus giving you the win) somehow makes you think you’re the baddest fighter out there then damn you just got a fucked up flawed fight logic.
FYI I probably mentioned this before, but keep in mind anything I say about Floyd and Connor is strictly just my outside opinion. I don’t watch boxing or MMA at all, nor do I know anything about Floyd or Connor. I don’t even know how old they are or what their records are, other than the fact that Floyd is undefeated. I just wanted to make that clear.
I still wanna see Floyd get knocked out though, regardless. I later found out Connor was 28. I always thought he was in his late 30’s but he’s only 2 years older than me lol.
-wwe is a joke. It used to be big guys with the title, now you got short fat people like Owens who need their friends to help em in every fuckin match. They said when Goldberg squashed Owens it didn’t look that bad cause he was distracted by Jericho, it doesn’t make a difference though. It’s not like Owens would’ve beat him without the distraction.
-feb 13 the segment with Owens and Jericho was pretty gay, and I had the whole thing on mute, hoping that at one point Goldberg would come out and spear both of em. Eventually Owens turned on Jericho so they can have probably one of the gayest matches at Mania: a fat guy from NXT vs a short 46 year old midget, how amusing. Where’s the commercial break when you need one.
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-feb 6 Jericho says he and Owens at Mania is gonna be the biggest match, what a delusional fuck-wit. Eventually Goldberg came out and said the title was gonna be his, great.
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-They need to quit calling Goldberg a 50 year old man. Yea he’s 50 but he’s still in better shape than 80% of the fuckin roster, so who cares? And so what if he can’t go as long as the other wrestlers. He’s still an intense dude for his age. Amount and Length don’t mean shit. I’d rather have 1 slice of pizza than 10 pieces of broccoli. I’d rather watch a 10 minute scary horror movie than an hour long found footage movie. And I’d rather watch Goldberg for 5 minutes than Kevin Owens for an hour, and having 2 part-timers that I actually wanna see is better than have a roster of full-time shit talent that I could care less about.
-feb 6 I read some article where dude said Goldberg taking the title away from Owens is why guys like him aren’t excelling and how Owens was the longest reigning champ. Well you kinda answered your own theory right there dude. Owens was the longest reigning champ, but he probably had one of the gayest title reigns in the history of the business, and here’s why:
He had help from Triple H to win the title.
His Hell in the Cell match was whack and won’t be remembered.
He needed interference in every fuckin match he was in, proving that he couldn’t beat any of these guys by himself.
He was the longest reigning universal champ but he’s still a pretty shit wrestler.
The longest reigning champ is now in the middle of the card at Mania 33.
This also goes for CM Punk, but him main eventing WM wouldn’t have really done anything for him. He’d still be a fat fuck, just like Punk would still be a fat cruiserweight. Face it, you can’t elevate these guys beyond what they are, and you can’t put lipstick on a pig.
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-feb 7 another article I read said that Goldberg squashing Owens would make him look weak, losing to a 50 year old part-timer, but not really. You can’t make him look any weaker than he already is, given the reasons I’ve mentioned above lol.
-feb 6 some dude on youtube made a video, saying Goldberg was gonna win the title, which is why punk left, but really who cares. Goldberg was destroying people in his prime, so he deserves it. It ain’t our fault you cheer for short, fat champions.
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-feb 7 Kevin Owens sent out a few tweets on twitter, mocking Goldberg’s beard and how they changed the color. I mean what do you expect, he can’t say about anything else about a dude who’s built the way Goldberg is, especially at his age, so he focuses on the beard. It’s all good dude cause there’s about 100 things we can say about you, fat boy.
But this brings up another point, cause WWE don’t even do those titantrons anymore. They don’t even promote the WM matches like that anymore, cause they know the roster sucks and don’t feel like showin em off.
-feb 1 I read somewhere the plan is for Goldberg to win at Fastlane and then lose the title to Brock at Mania, which is what I originally predicted. If that was a case, they should’ve just had him win the rumble instead of Orton. I don’t know why they trying to build up Smackdown, the show sucks.
I think Goldberg is gonna retire after Mania so it only makes sense for him to drop the belt. Alotta people say Goldberg doesn’t have alotta gas in him and the match won’t go long and I agree, even though I see how he trains and everything. I think the match will go about 10 mins, 20 if we’re lucky. It probably won’t be a clean victory, Heyman will probably interfere or something will happen and he’ll lose. I still don’t know when he’s going into the hall of fame but they need to announce that quick.
-feb 16 Brock retires from UFC, good riddance. I knew he was gonna retire though. He lost his last 2 fights, then cheated to win the 3rd fight so it was obvious he had no more passion for the sport and just wanted the paycheck. He probably gave up way back as early as 2012 cause that was around the time he lost his last 2 fights, so he had to return to WWE cause he was losing money. Now he’s back in WWE doing his 1 fuckin move the entire match.
Some career you got, faggit.
-jan 29 I was reading the comments from Royal Rumble 2017 and everybody said it was the worst Rumble ever lol. No Samoa Joe (who returned later on) and no Kurt Angle. And they still hate Roman even though he didn’t win, but probably cause he eliminated Taker. I think the reason the Rumble had no random entrants this year was cause all the focus was on Brock, Goldberg and Taker.
So they’ll probably do that stuff next year.
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-feb 3 I read some article on why wwe sucks and it was the same thing I said, how alotta guys like Owens have been wrestling all these years and still can’t get over. It’s cause their fat and outta shape and suck on the mic, and nowadays most people just wanna be on tv.
-jan 29 Randy Orton wins the Rumble. Nothin against Randy but it was random as hell. In one week he goes from tag matches on Smackdown to winning the Rumble, what the hell lol.
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-feb 4 some dude made an article on how wwe lost its value, saying Kevin Owens used Braun Strowman to win the title but it was really him advancing his own storyline and not his. It’s cause he’s fat and WWE just don’t care. It’s like they care more about the people who don’t have the title as apposed to the guys that do.
-So Triple H costs Rollins the title to make Owens champ, so was he a heel then, cause people were cheering when he came out. I don’t even know anymore. The audience is always weird with H cause he’s only there for the couple months before Mania. On one hand we wanna cheer for him cause we haven’t seen him in so long, but on the other hand we wanna boo his character, even though it doesn’t matter either way cause he’ll be gone right after Mania.
It’s definitely a weird dynamic.
-the wrestlemania main event doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Triple H loses all his matches, Punk is gone, Bryan had his main event and now he’s injured, and they can’t give it to Roman. They have so few options and the people they wanna push, just can’t be pushed which just makes the show awkward. They say Owens is a great wrestler and Punk is a great wrestler, okay, and so is Spike Dudley, but I don’t see him being pushed.
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-feb 14 episode of Smackdown, Wyatt wins the title at Elimination Chamber, Cena comes out, gets booed, cries about how he lost, then AJ comes out and cries about it too. Its so pathetic, lookin at these 2 losers.
-feb 6 some dude made an article about how there’s so much young talent that can have the title instead of Goldberg. Name one then, cause 80% of the roster is cruiserweights and tag matches.
-If Seth can’t make it to Mania, have H come out, tell Samoa Joe that he got in his way, face him at Mania and make Seth the referee. Have Seth cost H the match lol.
-jan 30 episode of Raw, Jericho says he set a WWE record, spending 5 hours in the Rumble, longer than any other wrestler. Okay, and most of the time you were on your back. It wasn’t like you was kickin ass for 5 hours, so sit the fuck down.
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-jan 29 they had this clip on youtube from the Rumble of Kofi almost getting knocked off the top rope and being eliminated. I hate Kofi, but I’ll admit it was pretty cool cause he fell on his chest and was still able to stay up there. But I read the comments and not 1 person mentioned it, they were still bitchin about how shitty the overall show was. I thought that was funny lol.
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-I always wondered who resets the cruiserweight ring colors, but I read about it on a reddit forum and they said they do it during the commercial break. Interesting.
-jan 29 Braun helps Kevin beat Roman, what a faggot. We know Vince would never let Owens beat Roman, but the title is a joke now.
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-The dude in the green shirt who sits in the front row of every fuckin WWE live event is fuckin annoying. He needs to take his fat ass somewhere and watch this shit at home. It’s annoying cause all you see is a green dot in the center of the screen during every match. There’s also a guy with a red hat at some of the live events but he’s not that annoying since he sits to the side off camera. You only see him when wrestlers occasionally go over there which is like, once every couple weeks.
-jan 29 Seeing Goldberg in the Rumble was pretty cool. At first I only saw like a short clip, so I didn’t know how long he was in there but eventually I saw the whole thing. He was in there about 3-4 minutes, eliminated Lesnar with 1 fuckin arm, then got eliminated by Taker. Lesnar did his suplex city bullshit but atleast he threw in a couple F-5’s. I really wanted to see Goldberg and Strowman but he got eliminated early on.
Not the biggest deal in the world, but Goldberg’s entrance before Taker was about 3 minutes (its usually 2) but whatever. I know they had to squeeze in those key moments, no big deal. I thought about it one day and was like “there’s no way he did all that in 2 mins” lol.
-jan 30 we knew it was gonna be Brock vs Goldberg at Mania but I didn’t think they were gonna confirm it right after the Rumble. Goldberg confirmed it while in the ring with Kevin Owens, which was funny as hell. It’s just another example of a guy without the title taking the spotlight off the champ so easily.
-I just thought about this, but you see Goldberg training / sparring in a boxing ring. At one point (before Survivor Series) he said he didn’t wanna hit the ropes anymore, and I thought, even if he wanted to, how would he practice in a ring? I knew Eddie Guerrero had his own ring at one point, but then I remembered Goldberg had his own boxing ring, so he could run back and forth on that if he wanted to.
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-jan 30 Triple H returned and cut a pretty cool promo on Seth Rollins, but it was kinda useless cutting a promo on a guy from NXT lol.
-instead of short fat ass Punk sayin he’s the best, we now got Jericho and Owens, 2 fat people and their boring rivalry. Hopefully next year we don’t go for 3.
-Floyd vs Connor, some say Connor doesn’t need the money. If that was the case he wouldn’t have turned down the WM appearance. It’s all about money to these rich, self-absorbed people.
-feb 6 It sucks that Seth spent 2-3 months calling out Triple H only to get injured again lol.
-feb 6 Samoa Joes first match on Raw is against Roman but Braun interferes and costs him the match. Good job bruh, first match win due to disqualification.
-jan 30 they had the wwe title match in the middle of the fuckin show lol. Nice work Owens.
-feb 5 Goldberg has a very big vocabulary. In one interview he used the word “encapsulate”
-at Survivor Series 2016 Goldberg speared Lesnar with his right shoulder but at the rumble, he did it with his left shoulder. I found that interesting.
-feb 13 the promo for Goldberg vs Kevin Owens looked retarded.
-I saw Angle on youtube win his gold medal back in 1996. The guy he wrestled was an idiot, raising his hand thinking he won.
-jan 30 eventually Floyd dropped outta the Chris Brown vs Solja Boy fight, wussy. He was probably afraid the loss would’ve been in his name.
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-I was searching for results on the Rumble cause I knew Goldberg was gonna be in it. At one point I saw a teaser photo for Sting, so I was thinking he was gonna be at the Rumble, which was random as hell. Maybe I was on a different site, but it’d still be cool though, if Sting interfered and cost Taker his win, and the 2 of them faced off at Mania.
-feb 6 I think this was when Samoa Joe made his debut on Raw. He barely got any cheers and you can hear people in the crowd chanting “you sold out” lol. As much as I can care less about Joe and what he does, he didn’t really sell out though. He went from TNA to WWE and their probably paying him more, so to me that’s an upgrade. Fans are just so stupid.
-feb 6 I saw this on some site, this kids parents were taping his reaction at a live event and Owens came out and cursed the kid out, talkin about how cool his shirt was. What a dumb motherfucker, seriously. Actor or not, Kayfabe or not, who the fuck curses at a kid? Nobody wanna wear your fuckin shirt faggot!
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-kinda lame how Roman had a title shot AND was in the Rumble the same day. Its like the WWE were running outta talent lol.
-jan 31 they keep talkin about Kevin Owens bad ribs. Bruh you fat you’ll be alright, just eat some chicken nuggets.
-feb 13 Teddy Long has been named in the Hall of Fame, what the fuck. He’s not even a wrestler.
-feb 13 Roman comes out, gets booed, challenges Braun, then gets cheered. Fans don’t know who to fuckin cheer.
-feb 19 I read this in some interview, Goldberg originally wanted his name to be The Hybrid.
-jan 29 Punk says he was talkin to Dana White about his next fight. Go for it dude.
-feb 6 episode of Raw, Jericho accepts the match for Goldberg vs Owens lol. What a tough guy, getting his buddy to confirm shit for him.
-I finally watched the match between Brock and Dean at Wrestlemania. And as I predicted, it was boring as hell, just suplexes the entire match. It didn’t even feel like a falls count anywhere match.
-I finally watched the 3 on 1 Punk vs Shield match and it looked retarded as hell.
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-The WWE writing team have improved so much, even the cruiserweights (who are usually ignored) are getting interviews in the ring now. There’s more lumberjack matches, backstage stuff, interviews, and breaking the announce table, but none of it helps the show. The real problem in wwe isn’t the writers, its the wrestlers. The writing is still good. The way they promoted Goldberg vs Lesnar and Triple H vs Sting was pretty cool, showing all that footage from wcw.
I imagine its just hard to promote wrestlers like that nowadays cause wrestlers nowadays aren’t built like that, mentally or physically. No matter what you do, theirs no dialogue or footage you can show me that’s gonna convince me Kevin Owens is a badass. Fact of the matter is you can’t put lipstick on a pig, and you can’t give an intense promo to a fat guy or a cruiserweight and expect them to sell it and make it look realistic. That’s just common sense.
So the argument of “these guys aren’t being pushed” is bullshit. They are only being pushed as far as they can go, given their physical attributes and their poor mic skills, and the fact that most of em (Seth, Fin, Bryan) get injured. So you can talk the talk but you obviously can’t walk it. No use talkin about how bad you are if your just gonna get injured a week later.
-nov 28 Rollins and Jericho had a little fight backstage and it was pretty cool. You can tell the writing team is getting better cause there’s more backstage stuff, but unfortunately it still didn’t work. I love Rollins, but seeing Jericho’s fat ass get thrown around did nothing for him or me. There’s also this one moment where after he hits the car, you see these guys up on the 2nd floor of this building, they weren’t even looking down. It’s like they didn’t even know somebody was gettin beat up (or they just didn’t care cause Jericho sucks)
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-Rock could actually do the Rumble if he wanted to. They could do the same thing they did with Taker and Goldberg, have him in there for just 5 minutes, but make it worthwhile and have him get eliminated in an interesting way.
-I read this somewhere, Jim Cornett said “the modern talent is not allowed to / doesn’t look like they can get over / guys with the future are cannon fodder” lol. He says they messed up Stings return, said it only worked with Goldberg, and says their not pushing young talent.
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-dec 6 episode of Smackdown, AJ Styles comes out with an ankle brace. How the fuck did you break your leg fighting Ellsworth, oh my god lol. If you broke your leg off that dweeb you must be weak as fuck. I also think this was the same night Dean was in like 3 different segments. They gotta makeup for the lack of star power lol.
-dec 25 there was some rumor that Goldberg was gonna face AJ Styles at Mania, how dumb. Mania 33 is probably gonna be his last match, so he’d have to lose the title, and there’s no way in hell he’s gonna lose the title to AJ especially since their on 2 separate shows. And how the fuck does AJ go from fighting James Ellsworth 3 times in a row to all of a sudden going against Goldberg lol.
You get the feeling the people who write these articles don’t think anything through. I barely watch the show and I still figure this shit out.
-I saw Punks promo for the first time after destroying Cena, who was still laying in the ring lookin dumb. Good job dude, you just got destroyed by a cruiserweight. But he talked about Vince and Rock and all that, the same thing he talked about on his podcast. They probably knew how he was feeling and turned it into a story, or he probably ad-libbed the whole thing. Truth be told I have no clue what the pipe bomb even is.
But on the podcast he talked about how he told Vince he didn’t love wrestling anymore. Vince probably thought he was cutting a promo on him, which is why he called him back and asked him if he was returning to work. It definitely feels like Vince cut alotta slack for Punk and lets the guys do what they want, as long as they don’t hit him lol. And really if your making that much money (and your desperate) why the fuck not?
-dec 16 Cena got booed on his return lol. Nobody gives a fuck about you dude, especially cause we know the only reason he’s returning is cause WM 33 is comin up. I hate Cena more than I hate Punk, good lord. He mentioned Chicago and random champions and got cheers, but they weren’t cheering him, they were cheering the people and places he was bringing up. Reminds me of the speech Kanye did at the award show, how the audience was completely bored in silence till he started mentioning peoples names, which was the only time you heard people yelling.
I mentioned this in the last update (or the one before I can’t remember) but when people are cheering what you say rather than you the person, that says something…
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-nov 28 segment with Jericho, Owens and Reigns was lame as hell. All 3 of em got booed. They boo when he comes out but cheer when he says he’s going after the title, fuckin retards.
-nov 25 some podcast I listened to, Jim Cornett said they let Goldberg beat Lesnar in 2 mins cause it created the most surprise and drama, and I agree. Nobody wanna see that suplex bullshit.
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-nov 26 one article I read talked about why wwe sucks, and blamed it on creative. Some of it is their fault, but not all of it cause the stuff they write is pretty cool. It’s just when it comes outta the mouth of a cruiserweight like Punk or a fat guy like Owens, it doesn’t come across that way cause their built like guys the average person could beat up. You can’t give a college degree to an absolute bum and expect him to crank out some medicine, just like you can’t slap a wwe title on some fat guy and expect him to be believable.
Or when you’ve lazily handled Braun, making it look like you were building him towards a title shot but instead just have him interfering in matches and yelling on the mic about not having enough competition when a majority of the roster sucks the way it does. He’s been saying “give me competition or else” for 3 months now and its gettin old, he should’ve been had the title by now.
My guess is they’ll give him a title shot after Mania and after Goldberg leaves, and it’ll be him vs Brock. That’s what I would do.
-dec 5 some article I read said that Cena was getting mad cause Goldberg was back and was getting paid more than him. I got 3 words for you bruh, get over it! And why do you care so much? You’re barely even on the fuckin show, and you got your own tv show True Grit or whatever the fuck its called. Goldberg came back to be a superhero for his kid, and I know you do it for the kids too, telling them to never give up, but you STILL get booed, so obviously something ain’t clickin.
Quit cryin bein a bitch, it ain’t our fault you’re not as exciting as he is (or powerful)
-This younger talent argument needs to stop, seriously and that whole thing about putting guys like Owens and Punk in the main event. Even if they were in the main event, not only would it look awkward, it wouldn’t really elevate them. And there’s no way in hell Triple H is gonna bust his ass in the gym knowing he has to go out there and wrestle some fat guy, I know I wouldn’t.
He did it for Daniel Bryan, but that’ll never happen again. Kevin Owens was the longest reigning Universal champ, but WM is only (as of this writing) a week away, and where is he now… exactly, in the middle of the fuckin card where he belongs eatin dohnuts.
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-dec 12 they said match between Ellsworth and AJ Styles was “weeks in the making” How the hell is it weeks in the making when you guys have the same main event every fuckin night due to your lack of talent?
-dec 15 Shawn Michaels was interviewed by some radio show and the host asked him if he was gonna wrestle AJ Styles. The host must be dumb as hell, not knowing his last match was with Taker. People need to stop askin him to come back. He went out on a high note, leave him be.
-dec 25 I read some article that said they makin title match with AJ a triple threat match to “lesson the workload” on his ankle. And that’s dumb, cause not only would it be 2 people to worry about, now you got 3.
-nov 29 first Ric Flair says Goldberg coming back was a bad idea cause he might get hurt, then he says he should win the Rumble. Which one is it old man, or is your Alzheimer’s kickin in?
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-nov 30 The Inquisitor said Taker was gonna beat AJ Styles for the title at Mania, fuckin morons. And how the hell was he gonna lose it? Taker is never gonna be champ again. If you thought Lesnar winning the title and not showing up for months at a time was bad, imagine Taker for Christ’s sake. The only reason he was in the Rumble was because of Goldberg, nothing more.
People who write these articles really need to keep quite and actually put thought into it.
-dec 21 some ufc fighter (can’t remember his name and don’t care) had an article on him and how he was doin all these suplexes inspired by Lesnar, what a retard. I remember there was one match where Michael Cole was like “c’mon not another suplex” like what the fuck, the suplex is like the most basic move out there, now its being treated as a fuckin finisher lol.
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-dec 6 episode of Raw, Sasha was supposed to apologize to her dad Ric Flair, but instead she slapped him lol. He deserved it though, sayin he smashed Halle Berry. He and Hogan need to lay off the ego-juice and disappear.
-dec 24 some article said AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose had the most WWE wins in 2016. Who cares though, you guys have the same main event every fuckin night due to lack of superstars.
-dec 6 some dude made an article naming 5 guys to replace Cena. 3 of the guys were on raw, so it was a pretty failed article. He couldn’t even name 5 people from Smackdown, again showing lack of starpower.
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-dec 29, on his birthday, Goldberg tweeted “50 is the new 30” lol. I always had this idea in mind, like right after his 50th birthday Rusev (being a heel of course) brings out a cake and tries to give it to him “happy birthday you sill American” but dumps it over lol. Or Goldberg spears him and hits him with the cake lol.
-dec 18 former ufc fighter Gary Goodridge said the same thing I said about the Punk fight. There’s a difference between fighting and dancing, and when he got there, his mind just went blank and those 2 years of training immediately went out the window lol. If you really think about it though, it was really Vince McMahan’s fault why Punk left and went to UFC. Punk said it himself on the podcast, when he was like “if I’m not that guy you need to let me go” but Vince kept him around for the money.
He let him hold the belt for 434 days and let that “best in the world” bullshit go to his head, then when he left he thought he could take on the whole world but couldn’t even land a punch lol.
Thanks alot Vince you’ve created a monster.
-nov 28 Mark Henry was on Raw promoting his scene in the movie Incarnate, but it was a failed promotion. Not only because the movie was just a shitty horror movie (like everything else out there) but he also got his ass whooped in the scene, so I don’t understand how that was supposed to look good for him. If anything his scene should’ve had him doing all the beatings, like Rock in The Rundown.
I like Mark though don’t get me wrong, the clip was just whack. And why would you put him in the movie just to have him get beat up, that makes 0 sense to me.
-dec 22 Jim Ross made a prediction for WM 33 saying Taker was gonna win the title and defend it against Cena and turn heel. What bong was you smokin from dude, Taker isn’t even champion. Why the fuck would he turn heel when he only shows up once a year, and why the fuck would he lose to Cena at WM?
Needless to say I lost alotta respect for JR after a comment like that, grow a brain already.
-if Punk can hold the title for 434 days and lose it to a part-timer like Rock then so can Owens, so deal with it. It’s funny as hell cause even if Punk returned, it would’ve been worse cause they just would’ve had him lose to Goldberg in 22 seconds and he probably would’ve just quit again, then people would’ve really turned on him for quitting twice.
-Seeing Mick Foley yell with Shamus, Hell in a Cell match, Sammi Zayn etc is all good and everything, but it does nothing to elevate them or the product. Same with the Hell in the Cell match with the 2 divas. He was fired on March 20th episode of Raw and those guys aren’t any better off then, then they were now, so it was pointless.
I love Mick though.
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-dec 1 some article I read said Goldberg wasn’t gonna win the title, boy was he wrong.
-dec 16 I read some article that said Lesnar was the 2nd entrant in Rumble, boy were they wrong lol. He was really like number 25 followed by Enzo, Goldberg, Taker and Reigns.
-dec 5 I saw a dark match between Lesnar and Rusev. Rusev got him in the first 3 mins, then the next 3 mins was just suplex, suplex, suplex.
-They said Lesnar had a cracked rib after 1 spear by Goldberg lol. So exaggerated and Michael Cole going “guys I don’t know how he’s still standing” lol.
-dec 21 Punk posts a message on his twitter with a comic book saying “so much to read” How bout reading up on how to fight?
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-jan 1 Ryback on his podcast said Cena didn’t want Nexus guys getting over. I could care less about Nexus, but damn. To me it sounds like he was lettin his ego get in the way and didn’t want any of em to get better. Cena, do me a favor, shut the fuck up! Your barely even on the show anymore, so who the fuck are you to decide who goes over and who doesn’t? You don’t run the show. Go back to your little tv show and shut up. You were injured at WM 32 then had a tag match a WM 33 lol.
-Some say Roman should be heel. Turning Roman heel wouldn't do any purpose though. It's way different than when Rock and Austin turned heel, cause they were still good on the mic and could pretty much make the audience react to anything. Face or heel, Roman is boring on the mic so making him a bad guy would just make people boo him that much more. This past Monday when he was trash talking Taker they were booing him so loud I couldn't even hear what he was saying lol.
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-dec 28 Ryback’s podcast is gettin annoying. He made some good points at first, now he’s just rambling incoherently. First it was CM Punk, then it was Triple H, then it was the divas, now its Cena and Goldberg.
-dec 30 Ryback says Triple told him they don’t want top guys anymore. I guess that explains why their using Braun the way they are, cause their not really building him towards anything. He’s just a running gag at this point. We’ll have to see what happens after Mania 33.
-dec 12 some dude named Emil Meek is calling out CM Punk. Call out someone tough!
-When Lesnar F-5 Goldberg at Royal Rumble 2004 it looked like people were cheering. I still don’t know who was supposed to be the good guy or the bad guy in that match.
-dec 22 I can’t remember if this was in an interview or a podcast, but Teddy Long said that Ric Flair called him a “nigga” Well, you should’ve slapped the shit outta him, I know I would’ve.
-Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin are all 51 years old, but I think Austin is the oldest (I’ll have to recheck this)
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(response to Goldberg getting booed at Hall of Fame 2017)
people are just mad Goldberg took the title to Mania 33 instead of fat ass Owens... well get over it
nobody wanted to see his fat ass in the main event anyway eatin Doritos.
Goldberg is the man, deal with it!
fyi they said this was a rumor but I’m 100% sure it actually happened since I know Goldberg doesn’t have alotta fans anymore. He’ll always have guys like me though.
(response to roman video about why he’s getting booed and not coming through the crowd)
wrong, wrong and wrong. the real reason he doesn't come through the crowd anymore is cause people hate him and wwe are afraid somebody might try to jack him up. but at the same time even though people boo him, when he comes out the front entrance people still smile and cheer for him, even though the whole arena is booing him, so that looks awkward too.
and people would boo him but still pat him on the back, which is also awkward.
(response to video saying Goldberg might be back in time for WM 34)
As much as I'd like him to come back, I don't think he should. Fans went from giving him a 10 minute standing ovation to turning on him yet again, so they don't deserve it. And when all the big guys are gone and we're stuck with cruiserweights and tag matches for the next 20 years and fat people like Owens main eventing WM then it'll be all they’re fault, and it’ll just be a sad product to watch.
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-when goldberg and rusev were both in the ring, the only thing fans could chant was “we want Lana” They don’t even understand how great this is.
-jan 25 I read this in an interview, Kevin Owens said he wanted to be remembered. Sorry dude, your fat ass won’t be remembered anytime soon, especially if you keep relying on people to help you win your matches.
-that’s why Taker put himself in the 2017 rumble, he knew Goldberg was gonna be in there and wanted to be in there with him so they could have that staredown.
-jan 24 I heard Paige proposed to Alberto Del Rio. C’mon dude that’s your job lol.
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-mar 6 Fastlane just ended, and everything happened the way I predicted in the last update. I predicted Jericho would interfere, and he did. I actually thought the match was gonna be about 5 mins long but it was only a spear and jackhammer, and I’m okay with that. Owens doesn’t have the right to wrestle Goldberg anyway. If you look closely you can see his son on the barricade looking at his dad, I thought that was cute. And Goldberg every now and then would yell to him.
So Goldberg comes out, they chant, but when he hits the spear, they boo, stupid crowd. Jericho’s interference was easily predicted, but boring, and their match at Mania was boring as well. Must’ve sucked for Owens though, cause I know they rehearse their matches backstage. He must’ve been pretty pissed when they told him he wasn’t gonna main event Wrestlemania and was gonna drop the title in 8 seconds, sad day for you huh bruh. A part-timer that I wanna see is better than a fat guy I don’t wanna see.
If you listen closely you can also hear the crowd chanting “Owens sucks” lol. After winning the title Goldberg celebrates, and at one point you see him look at the title and slaps it lol. I’m assuming he saw Owens name on it and got angry lol.
(I’m writing this in past-tense of course, Apr 29)
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-people say they hate Goldberg as champ, but from what I read online, ratings drop the moment his segment is over. How the hell do people cheer when Jericho say he and Owens match is gonna be better than Goldberg vs Lesnar, cause the ratings say otherwise.
-mar 8 some article I read said that Jericho and fat ass Owens match at Mania 33 was gonna “steal the show” lol. Lord help em.
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-in some ways I’m kinda glad Roman isn’t the champ, cause if he was they’d have to put him and Goldberg in a match cause they wanted Goldberg to take the title into Mania. It worked in a weird way cause I know Vince wouldn’t let Goldberg beat Roman in 8 seconds like he did with Owens, so it just worked.
That also goes for people who want CM Punk to come back. Hypothetically if he came back, he still wouldn’t main event Mania and they would’ve let Goldberg beat him too, so what difference does it make? The people that hold the title nowadays are just holding it as placeholders.
-mar 1 I read some article online about this dude Jack Swagger. He said he quit WWE cause he felt they didn’t value him and they took his title away too quickly. I wasn’t even watching WWE around that time but I’ve seen a couple of his matches, but he was boring as fuck. Dude get a grip, your not Steve Austin lol. I just saw the match where he won the world title, he got help from Edge to beat Jericho, wow dude you’re so tough.
I know its scripted and everything but it sounds like he’s believing his own hype. The writers allowed you to win by interference, you didn’t beat them one on one, so shut the fuck up. All the top guys are gone so now their giving the title to all these random mid-carders, and your one of em.
-mar 11 some dude wrote an article on how Kevin Owens worked so hard to become champ. If being fat, being handed the title and having your buddies help you win your matches qualifies as “working hard” to earn the title then holy fuck, what world am I living in! They said he’d been wrestling for 17 years, so what. You’ve been wrestling 17 years but I never heard about you till last year, so obviously you weren’t that special nor did you stand out.
Beniot was wrestling for 18 years before he became champ and even though I didn’t watch wcw I still knew about him, so sit the fuck down. Another word they used was “deceptive athleticism” lol.
-mar 15 I read this article that had a poll on Undertakers best Wrestlemania matches and WWE decided to not include CM Punks match. I couldn’t help but laugh. They never liked him, even before he left. You held the title longer than anybody, but they didn’t want you on the cover of WWE 2K13 (or 14 I can’t remember) and they didn’t want you in the main event at Wrestlemania, and you got paid less, so get over it. You’re nothin but a cruiserweight with an inflated ego.
-feb 26 I read some article where dude listed 5 wrestlers better than Goldberg for Lesnar at Mania. Half the people on the list were cruiserweights, and the other half were guys like Seth and Sami Zayn, who already had matches at Mania. Matter fact Sami Zayn and Braun Strowman could’ve had they’re own match at Mania instead of the stupid Battle Royale.
The Battle Royale thing gets lamer every year. It’s just a giant match for all the wrestlers who aren’t involved in a storyline to just cram together and do a bunch of random shit and get em off the show early. It’s a match for the writers to go “well we can’t do anything with this guy, and we know putting them in their own match at Mania would be a waste of time, so lets just put em all in 1 big match and get it out the way” It’s like a dumpster match.
But as funny as it may sound, I mean its actually kinda sad. I know there’s alotta cruiserweights there that wanna be at Mania and take the experience in, but they can’t even do that cause the Battle Royal is such a cluttered match. It’s like their there for 20 mins, get eliminated and go home, it doesn’t even feel like Wrestlemania to them.
-reading the comments on the wwe official channel are alot more negative than on other channels. For example Goldberg gets more negative comments on the official channel than the others. On the official channel they call him a boring part-timer but in other videos I’ve seen they call him the man. No different than on Raw. They cheered him when he announced he was going after the title, then booed him after he won it.
WWE fans are just weird that way.
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-mar 6 I wrote down the likes and dislikes for the Goldberg match against Owens. The video of him spearing Owens at Fastlane got 1000 likes and 2000 dislikes, and the video of him backstage with the title got 1000 likes and 794 dislikes lol. Don’t worry Goldberg I still love you.
-They say Vince doesn’t like the Chicago stadium cause it gets alotta cm punk chants. If you don’t like the stadium, just skip the city when booking the upcoming raws, but we all know Vince loves money so he does it anyway. No different than Rockstar Games, Floyd or Call of Duty.
-mar 7 I read some interview with big show where he said 2018 would be his last year, and I’m glad. Not cause I don’t like him but really there isn’t much else for him to do.
-feb 25 this twitter fight between Kevin Owens and Goldberg is gay as hell. Why the fuck is Goldberg trash talkin a fat guy lol.
-feb 28 Bleacher Report called Kevin Owens “lackluster” “mediocre” and “questionable booking” yea you got that right.
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-mar 13 in one of Ryback’s podcasts he said wwe brought Goldberg back to spite him. What twisted world are you living in bro, seriously. Goldberg came back for his kid, it had nothing to do with you. He used to come out every other week spouting bullshit like this but thankfully they stopped doing it around late March-early April. He probably knew he was gettin flack for everything he said.
-mar 3 I listened to Kevin Owens on Austins podcast talk about Goldberg before their match at Fastlane. He says he was never a WCW guy. Your fatass wouldn’t have even made it on WCW homie. Well, when 80% of the roster is tag teams and cruiserweights, people like you are all of a sudden given opportunities they’d never get, so soak it in while you can.
-it took me awhile to notice this, but Goldberg’s elbow pads in the Royal Rumble 2017 were super long, almost his entire arm. My guess is he knew had to hit alotta guys and needed to up the protection cause of his age. Not the biggest deal in the world, it just made him look really skinny. But it also made that moment when he knocked Lesnar out the ring more badass. He’s the only guy smaller than Lesnar that can do that and make it look real lol.
-mar 4 I read this on whatculture, Jericho says Triple H was paid 5x more than him in their match at Wrestlemania 18. It makes sense though, cause H was built and you were fat, same reason why Punk was paid less in the Taker match. If you don’t fit the image of a superstar your gonna be paid less cause realistically you don’t look threatening or intimidating, just how it is.
-the match between Seth and H at Mania 33 was pretty cool. I had an idea though if Seth wasn’t able to make it or they found out he’d make it at the last minute. Have H come out first, then wait like 5 mins. They have him grab the mic and be like “Oh look, Seth isn’t showing up, just like I thought” and have him exit the ring. But right before he exits, have Seth’s music hit and have him come out with the cane, then have him drop it right before he hits the ring, that would’ve been badass.
Another idea I had was if he couldn’t make it, make it H vs Samoa and make Seth the special referee. I was surprised Samoa wasn’t at WM 33 at all. They made all this hype about him coming to WWE and didn’t even use him at their biggest show, what a waste lol. I’m not the biggest Samoa Joe fan at all cause to me he’s just another fat wrestler that drools alot but, it was an option.
-The whole Orton vs Wyatt thing was weird. I like Orton, but having him win the Rumble was weird. Smackdown will always be a secondary show to Raw, even though their trying their best to make it look otherwise. They had Smackdowns team win at Survivor Series and now Orton winning the Rumble, but regardless it’ll always be a 2nd show to Raw, which is why guys like Goldberg, Lesnar and Triple H aren’t on it.
But anyway, at one point Orton didn’t wanna face Bray. Then a week later he defeats AJ and now the match is back on, like what the fuck lol.
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-Undertakers last couple years in WWE kinda reminded me of Austins last year in WWE in 2003. They knew he couldn’t really wrestle, so they just found these random ways to stick them into these matches.
-The AJ vs Shane match was pretty weird too. It just looked like a regular match and didn’t even feel like there was any animosity between them. Add to that it took place in the morning lol.
-The Taker vs Roman match at Mania 33 was pretty weird, or atleast, had a weird buildup. Instead of saying “I want you at Wrestlemania after eliminating me in the Rumble” just a “this is my yard” then chokeslam, match confirmed lol.
-mar 4 I read this article that said Raw has hit a 7 week low. If Owens and Jericho are so entertaining, why are the ratings dropping? Yea, I thought so…
-mar 6 they already promoting and sellin tickets for summerslam 2017. They know the rest of the ppv’s are gonna suck and don’t wanna waste time on em.
-mar 17 there was a rumor Roman was gonna go to Smackdown and get traded for AJ. I doubted it, and I was right. Roman is never goin to Smackdown, ever. It’s better for him to stay on Raw and get booed then go to Smackdown.
-mar 4 they said Taker was in rough shape at Rumble 2017 cause he was in need of hip surgery so he must’ve really wanted to be in the ring with Goldberg. He still took a spear from him and got up 10 seconds later to eliminate him, I was shocked.
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-I listened to this on march 13 2017 but I don’t know when it was it posted. But in a podcast, Austin made a prediction that Punk would return at Wrestlemania 30. Sorry Austin but, no. And the people that keep saying Punk is / should be coming back just don’t understand how difficult it was for him.
Listening to that podcast, you can tell he wanted to succeed, but he was fed up with how he was being treated and he was lied to alot. He might return in the future, but it sure as hell won’t be anytime soon. And returning too soon would kinda defeat the purpose of that podcast anyway, cause like I said it sounded like he really hated being there and those memories will be with him for a long time. I’ll be surprised if he returns anytime before 2020.
Today’s WWE in a nutshell:
-Punk was champ, left
Bryan was champ, got injured
Seth was champ, got injured
Balor was champ, got injured
When you look at this list, you begin to understand why WWE have a hard time building these guys up. Then you got part-timers who win the title and aren’t there the next day and guys they wanna give the title to but can’t cause of fan rejection. It just makes for a very awkward show.
They’re either not there or their injured.
-mar 17 some dude named victor belfort is calling out CM Punk for his next ufc fight. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Anybody calling out CM Punk after witnessing his last fight (where he didn’t even score a punch) is a straight-up pussy and is just trying to further their career. You’re supposed to be calling out the champ, not some guy who got demolished in his last fight cause a win over him isn’t gonna further your career.
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-during the Austin and Punk segment where they were promoting the game, JR said WWE 13 was the “greatest game in the history of technology” lol. Put the bong down homie.
-after knocking Lesnar out the ring in the Rumble, you can see Goldberg mouth “one more time” lol.
-I would’ve liked to see Goldberg vs Rusev. One idea they could’ve done was have Rusev cost Goldberg the match at Mania, then have him face Rusev at Payback.
-I think I read this in an article but some dude said WWE makes $750 million a year, so anybody saying their goin outta business anytime soon needs to check their facts. The roster sucks but they ain’t goin outta business anytime soon with all that money.
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(some article I read)
“WWE WrestleMania 33 will feature part-time stars Goldberg, Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker all in main event matches, with Triple H and Shane McMahon likely to follow suit.”
“That continues the recent trend of WWE's flagship pay-per-view being dominated by special attraction superstars.”
“At WrestleMania 32 in 2016, four of the six superstars featured in the show's top three matches were part-timers, three of which (Triple H, Undertaker and Lesnar) ranked among WWE's 10 highest paid superstars. In 2015 at WrestleMania 31, that pattern continued, with Triple H, Sting, Undertaker and Lesnar all working in one of the show's three biggest matches. Likewise, WrestleMania 30 featured Triple H, Undertaker, Lesnar, Batista and even The New Age Outlaws in high-profile bouts.”
“The major pro of focusing on these part-timers? Well, from a short-term business perspective, it's worked.”
“While it's hard to gauge exactly how many fans are going to or watching WrestleMania because of the overall show itself rather than one specific match, WrestleMania has thrived during the era of part-time attractions. WrestleMania 29, headlined by The Rock vs. John Cena, became WWE's highest grossing live event ever and set the company's live gate record with $12.3 million, a record that would be broken by WrestleMania 31 ($12.6 million) and then again by WrestleMania 32 ($17.3 million).”
“Highlights of other records broken since WrestleMania 29: WWE's all-time attendance record (WrestleMania 32), highest WWE Network subscriber count (1.8 million the day of WrestleMania 32), economic impact records (WrestleMania 30 and WrestleMania 32), total viewership (WrestleMania 31), as well as social media use and merchandise sales (WrestleMania 32), just to name a few”
“In terms of generating viewers, interest and money, WWE has been most successful during "The Part-Time Era."
“Even one of WWE's most underutilized full-timers, Sami Zayn, recently said that WWE's use of part-timers is good for the company:”
“The average age of four of the last five WrestleMania main events is well over 35, and that will ring true this year when the main event is widely expected to be the 39-year-old Lesnar taking on the 50-year-old Goldberg.”
“In fact, many of WWE's part-time attractions are seemingly close to being, well, retired.”
“The Undertaker reportedly said he'd be done last year. Goldberg is 50 and hasn't wrestled for more than two minutes since his return. Triple H wrestled just one major match last year and is also approaching 50. No one knows what will happen with Cena's acting career or if Lesnar, who's bolted from WWE before, will decide to do it again.”
“Thus, focusing so much on these part-timers has become a risky philosophy because WWE is failing to create bona fide special attractions right now, limiting the possibility of using them in such a role in the future. In other words, is there someone on the main roster who, in five years, would be a part-time special attraction of the same caliber as Undertaker, Goldberg or Lesnar?”
“WWE's most pushed full-time stars, like Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are all still in their early 30s and figure to wrestle for another decade, if not more, as full-time stars. With the expectation being that they'll still be the company's top full-time priorities well down the road, there isn't any star who stands out as a future Lesnar or Goldberg that can sustain WWE's method of frequently bringing back part-timers to right the ship.”
“In four or five years, the part-time stars who, at times, carry the WWE on their backs could be gone for good. Then what?”
“Will WWE have someone who can create a buzz like Goldberg did at Survivor Series? Will there be another Lesnar or Cena, who are WWE's two biggest draws? Will there be someone like The Undertaker who can work one match a year but still bring in viewers when he does?”
“If not, then WWE's current use of part-time stars is nothing more than a Band-Aid that, ultimately, makes its failure to truly develop its legitimate full-time stars even worse.”
Another article I read…
“8 Damning Things Goldberg's Universal Title Win Says About WWE In 2017”
“Love him or loathe him, Goldberg's current run is a brutal indictment of WWE's current state.”
“Bill Goldberg's 85-second squash of Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series was WWE's most divisive moment in 2016. While many celebrated it as a fresh piece of booking, others bemoaned the decision's long-term implications, and more specifically the damage done to Brock Lesnar's monstrous aura.”
“Goldberg's push continued through the Royal Rumble, at which he eliminated Lesnar after spending just a few seconds in the ring with the Beast Incarnate. Things peaked at Fastlane, however, and if Survivor Series caused a few arguments among WWE's fanbase, Goldberg's 22-second Universal Title victory over Kevin Owens has sent the Universe into a tailspin.”
“Whether you agree with the decision or not, making Goldberg the Universal Champion was a bold move on WWE's behalf. They've hedged their bets on a 50-year-old man who is at least a decade removed from his prime, and he'll now headline WrestleMania 33 in a title match that's unlikely to reach five minutes.”
“There's more to this than meets the eye. Goldberg's championship victory isn't just a potential problem in itself, but the direct result of a number of issues currently plaguing WWE's New Era.”
“His comeback hasn't been without merit, but Goldberg's Universal Title win says a lot about the company's current situation - and it doesn't look good...”
I’m not gonna state all of em, just some em
1. WWE Have No Idea How To Build New Stars
6. The Universal Title Will Be Held Hostage
8. There’s No Faith In The Current Generation
“Goldberg’s victory is a slap in the face to every wrestler who has spent the past few years grinding through WWE’s grueling full-time schedule. It sends the message that loyalty and dedication have essentially become worthless, because no matter how well you do, there’s every chance a relic from a bygone era will come along and nab your spot.”
While I agree, he still pulls in numbers, and he’s still one of my favorite wrestlers.
WWE
“According to legendary pro wrestling insider Dave Meltzer here is what he claims is the confirmed card for Wrestlemania 33.”
– Andre the Giant Battle Royal
– Multi-person match from Smackdown Women’s Division involving Natalya, Alexa Bliss, Mickey James, and Becky Lynch
– 4 Way RAW Women’s Title Match
– Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
– American Alpha (c) vs. Usos for Smackdown Tag Titles
– John Cena/Nikki Bella vs. Miz/Maryse
– Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin for the Intercontinental Title
– Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
– Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens for the United States Title (Owens loses to Goldberg at FastLane)
– Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper for the WWE Title
– Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
– Bill Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Universal Title
“If this is the case it is head scratching in some places like the Styles vs. McMahon match and obvious like the Goldberg vs. Lesnar match being for the title. What seems to be troubling to a lot of fans is Reigns vs. Undertaker mainly because Roman hasn’t earned this honor in fans eyes. HHH vs. Seth Rollins could end up being Samoa Joe vs. Rollins, or in the worst case a rushed angle of HHH vs. Joe. A lot of things could change by then and this is Dave Meltzer’s report not WWE’s so take this is unconfirmed until WWE makes it official.”
And eventually, all of these matches turned out to be true, which was cool.
-Kevin Owens is a joke as the champ, always needing help from short, fat ass Jericho then coming on Raw talkin about how tough he is. Austin Rock and H never needed help. The Kevin Owens show is a joke too, his first guest Goldberg shows up and destroys the set and the show ending on him and Roman (who people hate) instead of him, basically getting kicked off his own show.
Attitude Era Champs >>> Fat Guys that need help champ era
-reasons why I hate kevin owens
hes fat
hes not built like a champ
he wears a t-shirt cause he knows this
he needs Jericho to help him win all his fights
he complains about every match he gets put in, saying its not fair
hes not funny on the mic, and neither is Jericho
(reaction to dude talkin about Floyds boxing skills)
all I heard was "well... he likes to run alot... and uh, thats pretty much it" and "he keeps lookin at the clock" he keeps lookin at the clock so he knows how long he has to run to make it to the end of the round cause he knows he's not strong enough to knock anybody out like Tyson did.
Failed interview
(backstage footage of wrestlers at Mania 33)
Again they only did this for survivor series 2016 and mania 33 cause Lesnar and Goldberg were there. No coincidence whatsoever, they know the current roster sucks. Nobody wanna see fat ass Owens runnin around.
(response to cm punk chants)
Fans are stupid though. They boo all the big guys like Batista, Roman and Goldberg, but cheer for Bryan, he main events WM 30 then gets injured, and retired. And they cheer Punks name after he repeatedly says he never wants to come back. And why the hell would you want him to come back especially after that podcast he did where he talked about how H hated him and what he went through with the staff infection.
Face it, wwe is in the shitter! The guys they wanna push can’t be pushed because of backlash and the guys they have to push, just can’t stop getting injured.
(response to video about skull island cast on how they'd handle kong)
1. samuel jackson would get eaten first (cause he's black)
2. the fat guy would get eaten next cause they have all that food on em
3. then kong would just grab the girl and take off
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-The World of Entertainment has changed so much:
you got non-fighters like cm punk in the ufc
you got people like the Kardashians getting their own show
you got part-timers in WWE
and you got non-actors like Lebron and Nicki in movies
you got people who release broken games making millions of dollars
-feb 18 I read this on dailymail, Lindsay Lohan has appealed her case against Rockstar about her face in the game and so did 2 other chicks. Linds I love you, but you need to give it a rest. The photo looks nothing like you, and even if it did, your case would fall under fair use since the game is basically a giant parody.
(response to dude who made top 5 video sayin his voice was scratchy cause he was sick)
funny how you say your voice sounds like that when your sick, but don't fool yourself, your voice sounds like that in every video you do. matter fact alotta these checklist-type videos i see like this are done with dudes with low-pitch, fast talking dorky voices that I can barely understand. And not just wrestling videos, i see the same thing with video game videos too.
Ya'll also say the word "guys" alot too.
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-Money is Evil, and when you let money control you:
you delay fights like Floyd
you kill performers like MJ
you turn into Don King and Michael Bay
you go for online bullshit over storymode DLC
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-another cool thing about saving pictures on a monthly basis (I average about 200 - 400 pics per month, Nov 2016 had like 300 pics) is that alotta this stuff is posted in this order cause I sort the pics before I start reading and posting them. For example all the WWE pics are in 1 spot and all the horror pics are in 1 spot, so I just read them one by one before I post em and their all in order for the most part and I don’t have to cut and past too much.
-My definition of a stupid fan: people who buy / support shitty horror, people who don’t want new MJ music, people who are okay when they are lied to and receive a downgraded game, and people who hate WWE part-timers.
they cheer Goldberg on his return and give him a 10 minute standing ovation but boo when he wins the title
they love MJ but don’t want any new songs or studio footage
they say graphics aren’t everything but moan about how pc is better and constantly compare ps4 pro to ps4 and zoom in to pick out the extra blade of grass
-used to be 25 days now I take em every 10 days
38 pages - Dec 23 still got 2 more updates after this before march lol
Sep 20, 459 files and 15 folders
-got 1,200 notes on my laptop along with 100’s more on my ipod so trust me, the June update will be just as big as the previous one if not bigger. I didn’t come up with all those notes in 1 month though, most of em are probably old but still. I’m always keeping my mind moving and that’s all that matters.
The End
The next update will be September 2017 and I’m already writing stuff down for that one. So far I got around 1800 notes (half of em are random shit like trailers and review) and stuff I’m putting in the update and the other half are random other things I’m putting in my other documents. E3 is this month (June) but I’m not really excited for it. It’s just gonna be more 4K bullshit talk, but I’ll definitely review it in the next update.
I mentioned this before, but so far (before shit gets delayed like always) this looks to be one of the biggest years for horror movies. Supposedly we have a Jason movie, a Chucky movie, a Leatherface movie, a Jeepers movie, and a Puppetmaster movie comin out. All we’re missing is Freddy but still, I can’t wait to see what happens and some of em look like they’d make good potential reviews.
Again I won’t be posting any of the reviews until I find a faster site cause Weebly is slow as fuck. The last time I tried to post something was about a year ago when I did Terminator Genesis and Batman vs Superman and it took me around 10 mins to post it, format it and post it but the fuckin thing froze for like 10 mins. When it finally did post, the colors weren’t there and the picture was messed up, and I’m not goin through that bullshit, I need a better and faster site, point blank.
I’ll also be bringing in my reviews for all the Wrestlemania’s from 1-15. I rented the anthology from the library and just binge watched each show from start to finish, so that’ll be cool to talk about. Hopefully I can do 16-19 as well cause I already saw most of the later ones.
My goal was to hit 50 pages. Some people might read this and be like “hey, 44 pages is long enough” but I’ll just go “well lucky you cause it should’ve been 50” I’m gonna save the notes I have now for the next update. I usually post these between the 25th and the 1st of the month so the notes I have now I’ll just use for the June update. I don’t feel like goin through 500 notes in 5 days, thank you very much.
I checked this on December 11th but the December 2016 update was posted on November 21 and it had 38 pages. So from Sep to Dec (3 months) I came up with 38 pages of random notes. I hit 36 pages on this one from Nov 21 to Dec 11th and I thought that was cool, and shows my mind is spinning faster and faster and I’m writing down more stuff.
I’m not doin anymore blogs or posting anymore movie reviews either. I keep saying I will but it just never happens, so I’m not gonna keep saying it. I’m doing new movie reviews literally like every other day and I have 100s of blogs I wanna do and more walkthroughs, but the site is so fuckin slow I just can’t do it anymore. Hopefully in the future I’ll find a better site but I doubt it. So from now on the only thing I’ll post are these updates, nothing more.
It’s weird though, when I’m not watching or reviewing movies I’m listening to music, and sometimes I’ll listen to that song from the Ghostbusters Soundtrack, Bobby Browns On Your Own. It’s tied to the movie in such a huge way cause the lyrics kinda mirror what the movie is about, that whole thing about society and standing up, things I didn’t realise when I was younger and didn’t realise, even when I did my review on it.
But everytime I listen to the song, I think about the movie and the story, and it inspires me to come up with more blogs. I think its safe to say though that I have one of the biggest movie sites on the planet, and I intend to keep it that way. And it’ll only get bigger once I find a new site to put all my improvements cause Weebly is too damn slow.
Alotta the movies I’m doing now aren’t even really that good, which is why I just watch like the first 20 minutes. They’re good enough to watch a little bit of, but their not good enough to finish. When it comes to finishing the movie, I look at it like this: if I only watch the first 20 minutes, people will be like “how can you judge the movie when you only saw the beginning” but if I fast forward to all the good parts, people will say “how can you judge a movie when all you did was go to the good parts” so I lose either way lol.
But the cool thing about watching only the first 20 minutes of the movie and just reviewing that is that I force myself to pay attention more. Watching the entire movie nowadays is kinda pointless, especially since I’m kinda scraping the barrel. Alotta the movies I’m watching now are just ok little indies, their not amazing ideas, and I can always finish it later anyway and edit the review. I think the last movie I finished was Carrie in April 2017 cause I really liked the story. Other than that I’m gonna continue what I been doin and stick to bein me.